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  • FredK
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2003
    • 14746

    #16
    Just kidding.

    Wawa has these touchscreen terminals where you specify the sandwich you want, the toppings, and the condiments. You then pay for it, and after the minimally-trained employee / sandwich artist scratches his ass, splits the hoagie roll, wipes his nose with his foodservice gloves, adds meat and maybe cheese, vegetables, and condiments as specified on a thermal transfer ticket, wraps it up and your number is called.

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    • Desaevious
      No R3VLimiter
      • Aug 2007
      • 3810

      #17
      Originally posted by FredK
      Just kidding.

      Wawa has these touchscreen terminals where you specify the sandwich you want, the toppings, and the condiments. You then pay for it, and after the minimally-trained employee / sandwich artist scratches his ass, splits the hoagie roll, wipes his nose with his foodservice gloves, adds meat and maybe cheese, vegetables, and condiments as specified on a thermal transfer ticket, wraps it up and your number is called.
      Ahhhh a self order but not self made. I pictured you placing an order on a touch screen and having a machine dispense the proper amount of meat, cheese, and condiments to get you the perfect not-even-touched-by-humans sandwich. My mind was pretty much blown.

      SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
      No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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      • BillBrasky
        E30 Mastermind
        • Dec 2008
        • 1641

        #18
        Sheetz > Wawa

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        • TheEtaUnderdog
          E30 Modder
          • Jun 2007
          • 841

          #19
          Originally posted by Downz
          "go break bottles behind wawa, maybe dig a hole and burn some wood"

          someone out there will know what this quote is from ;)
          Bam?
          Originally posted by george graves

          Are you kidding me? That nerd doesn't even know how his dick works, let alone a car.

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          • TheEtaUnderdog
            E30 Modder
            • Jun 2007
            • 841

            #20
            or jackass
            Originally posted by george graves

            Are you kidding me? That nerd doesn't even know how his dick works, let alone a car.

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            • bikerbill2021
              E30 Modder
              • Mar 2008
              • 933

              #21
              Originally posted by TheEtaUnderdog
              Bam?
              ha close, Haggard

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              • TheEtaUnderdog
                E30 Modder
                • Jun 2007
                • 841

                #22
                Damnit!
                Originally posted by george graves

                Are you kidding me? That nerd doesn't even know how his dick works, let alone a car.

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                • FredK
                  R3V OG
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 14746

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Desaevious
                  Ahhhh a self order but not self made. I pictured you placing an order on a touch screen and having a machine dispense the proper amount of meat, cheese, and condiments to get you the perfect not-even-touched-by-humans sandwich. My mind was pretty much blown.
                  Dude. That would be sick. I bet one of those stuffed animal claw machines could be retrofitted to be an automatic sandwich dispenser. Of course, you could get shafted if the sandwich meat falls through the claw. You could be eating a bread sandwich like the jobless Farbin Kaiber.

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                  • Desaevious
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 3810

                    #24
                    Originally posted by FredK
                    Dude. That would be sick. I bet one of those stuffed animal claw machines could be retrofitted to be an automatic sandwich dispenser. Of course, you could get shafted if the sandwich meat falls through the claw. [B]You could be eating a bread sandwich like the jobless Farbin Kaiber.

                    SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                    No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                    • e30-RTN
                      E30 Addict
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 461

                      #25
                      Originally posted by desaevious
                      +1
                      Enter the Internet!

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                      • OOMPH!
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 3487

                        #26
                        Since we're on the Wawa discussion. I stopped there this morning before work and grabbed an Orange Juice and one of those breakfast sandwiches that sit under the heat lamps. I get back to my office and take the sandwich out to find a piece of lint (you know the kind you find in the bottom of your pocket that looks like a little ball) on the top of my fucking sandwich. I threw it out in disgust, no time to go back and punch everyone in the face at that Wawa. :hitler:

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                        • Alkasquawlik
                          R3V Elite
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 4557

                          #27
                          It was mold.
                          I don't touch anything that sits underneath those heat lamps at any conveinence store. fucking gross. my friends swear by 7-11's taquitos though.

                          SC*AR

                          Originally posted by JamesE30
                          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                          • OOMPH!
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 3487

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                            It was mold.
                            I don't touch anything that sits underneath those heat lamps at any conveinence store. fucking gross. my friends swear by 7-11's taquitos though.
                            Dude, trust me. It was a fucking lint ball, I blew it off. Ew.

                            SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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                            • Alkasquawlik
                              R3V Elite
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 4557

                              #29
                              Originally posted by OOMPH!
                              Dude, trust me. It was a fucking lint ball, I blew it off. Ew.
                              That's digusting.

                              SC*AR

                              Originally posted by JamesE30
                              And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                              • T3rd Ferguson
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 3076

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                                What is a "Wawa"?
                                wawa is the best creation god has given the human race
                                1989 Bronzit 325ia- Sold
                                1986 Diamondschwarz Grey Market 325i Sport Mtech 1- Parted out
                                1988 Delphin 327i- Sold
                                1995 Cosmos M3- Current

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