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  • jflip2002
    R3V Elite
    • Sep 2006
    • 4377

    #31
    Im calling bullshit on this story....



    Clearly if you had bought a tuna fish sandwich from a glorified 7-11, you would no longer be with us. You are a brave soul.
    Originally posted by blunt
    i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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    • Bimmerista
      R3V Elite
      • Nov 2005
      • 5425

      #32
      WTF is a Wawa??

      Is it a grocery store?

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      • Alkasquawlik
        R3V Elite
        • Feb 2008
        • 4557

        #33
        Originally posted by Bimmerista
        WTF is a Wawa??

        Is it a grocery store?
        Apparently it's like a 7-11. Convienence store type of thing.

        SC*AR

        Originally posted by JamesE30
        And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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        • DatUtahGuy
          No R3VLimiter
          • Jan 2007
          • 3146

          #34
          Great story. Someone should make a demotivational poster of this with a mustang and an arrow pointing to the alternator. The caption would read "Supercharging, you're doing it wrong"
          YOUTUBE: AR Perez
          - - -
          If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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          • OOMPH!
            No R3VLimiter
            • Oct 2003
            • 3487

            #35
            Originally posted by jflip2002
            Im calling bullshit on this story....



            Clearly if you had bought a tuna fish sandwich from a glorified 7-11, you would no longer be with us. You are a brave soul.
            Hahaha bro they scoop it fresh out of the refrigerator.....I eat them twice a week with no problems but thanks for the jinx :p

            Originally posted by Schwarz3
            Great story. Someone should make a demotivational poster of this with a mustang and an arrow pointing to the alternator. The caption would read "Supercharging, you're doing it wrong"
            Lol yeah. Arrow pointing to the Alternator, "Supercharger, apparently not."

            SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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            • iamsam
              Advanced Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 172

              #36
              I am going to find an old centrifugal supercharger housing case and somehow fix it around my alternator and add some dummy intake pipes.

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              • GOOBER
                Mod Crazy
                • Oct 2008
                • 663

                #37
                WAWA is amazing. I used to get stoned and loiter there every friday night in high school and then hit on girls coming out. Yeah we were sketchy.

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                • Jean
                  Moderator
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 18228

                  #38
                  Mtech1 v8 build thread - https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho...d.php?t=413205



                  OEM v8 manual chip or dme - https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho....php?p=4938827

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                  • Unearth078
                    R3VLimited
                    • May 2008
                    • 2623

                    #39
                    wawa is the greatest, feelin bad for yous in the west.



                    i feel like mustang owners are all heavy white morbid dudes, or italians with something resembling a blow out. all of these owners have a drawer of wife beaters tho.
                    Originally posted by Lof8
                    4 doors allow you to transport more whores.
                    therefore, their value is much greater.
                    Down to: 89 aw2 332i/4/5 , 70 Sahara 2002

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                    • red325
                      E30 Modder
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 961

                      #40
                      wawa ftw
                      dip shit mustang owners ftl

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                      • e30devo
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 1102

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Unearth078
                        looks exciting.

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                        • DEV0 E30
                          R3V OG
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 8816

                          #42
                          Originally posted by OOMPH!
                          Hahaha bro they scoop it fresh out of the refrigerator.....I eat them twice a week with no problems but thanks for the jinx :p
                          Bullshit, nobody likes the tuna there.

                          Why don't you try fat burger from now on.
                          Project: Touring | Project: Unknown | Phoenix, Arizona Events Thread

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                          • Alkasquawlik
                            R3V Elite
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 4557

                            #43
                            Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                            Bullshit, nobody likes the tuna there.

                            Why don't you try fat burger from now on.
                            Doesn't E40 own Fat Burger?

                            SC*AR

                            Originally posted by JamesE30
                            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                            • OOMPH!
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 3487

                              #44
                              Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                              Bullshit, nobody likes the tuna there.

                              Why don't you try fat burger from now on.
                              I happen to love it. I eat it all the time, why's that so hard to believe???

                              SOLD: My feature http://www.stanceworks.com/2012/04/a...ss-bmw-e30-m3/

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                              • Gooch
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 1674

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Downz
                                "go break bottles behind wawa, maybe dig a hole and burn some wood"

                                someone out there will know what this quote is from ;)
                                I don't get it. How far do you dig? What do you do while the wood is burning?

                                '91 318is - OBD-II S52 swapped - E30 M3 5-lug - 5x120 BBS RC090 (E39 Style 5) - TCK D/A coilovers 550/700 [SOLD]
                                '87 535i - Vacuum brake conversion [SOLD]
                                '93 525iT - 5-speed swap - 320k and counting
                                '09 328xi - 6-speed

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