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    Short Story lol

    After a night of the bars/clubs me and a buddy pull up to our neighborhood Wawa around 4am to get some food. As we are walking up to the entrance we see a couple guys looking at a Mustang, probably around a 2005 or so. One guy says to me, "Hey buddy, do you know anything about cars?" I reply, "Yeah, I know a little." He says, "Can you tell us if this car has a supercharger?" Me, "Haha, yeah sure pop the hood." He points to the alternator and asks me if that's the charger, "Ummm no, bro" Then he goes on to tell me that his mechanic told him he started running the lines for the charger and he points to some piping. I say, "Bro, that's the AC line lol. You don't have a supercharger, sorry." At that point both guys are yelling at each other saying they've been ripped off. I walk into Wawa and proceed to buy a tunafish hoagie. The end.

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    #2
    i loled. stupid mustang drivers.
    Originally posted by BillBrasky
    That's like Vlad challenging Chip Foose to a car painting contest.
    Originally posted by acolella76
    i'm pretty sure 'Phillis' is short for syphilis
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      #3
      1990 S50 goodness.

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        #4
        Mustang owners I swear there almost all dipshits.
        84 318I Delphin RIP
        87 325IS delphin 24v Sold
        89 325 Alpineweiss

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          #5
          What is a "Wawa"?

          SC*AR

          Originally posted by JamesE30
          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
            What is a "Wawa"?
            It's like 7-Eleven, QuickieMart, etc......

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              #7
              Originally posted by OOMPH! View Post
              It's like 7-Eleven, QuickieMart, etc......
              ah gotcha.
              7-11 Slurpees are delicous

              SC*AR

              Originally posted by JamesE30
              And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                #8
                ^ kinda like a 711 QuickCheck

                & ewwwwww tunafish hoagie... do want


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                  #9
                  you mean all E30s aren't supercharged either?


                  fuck...
                  http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by daniel View Post
                    you mean all e30s aren't supercharged either?


                    Fuck...
                    lmao

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                      #11
                      "go break bottles behind wawa, maybe dig a hole and burn some wood"

                      someone out there will know what this quote is from ;)

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                        #12
                        Ah, but you forgot about the best thing about Wawa. You can order a fresh-made sandwich without human interaction by tapping on a touchscreen LCD.

                        Originally posted by whysimon
                        WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by FredK View Post
                          Ah, but you forgot about the best thing about Wawa. You can order a fresh-made sandwich without human interaction by tapping on a touchscreen LCD.
                          Wut.

                          SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                          No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                            #14
                            Vernon, CT. Population: Lame.

                            Originally posted by whysimon
                            WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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                              #15
                              Pretty much man. The only good thing about it is how close it is to the highway! I don't even have a Wendy's in my town. The best "fast food" place is 5 Guys Burgers and Fries and that's over 30 miles away but we have a Taco Bell, 2 McDonalds, 2 BK's, and 3 7-11's, and 3 Subways.

                              SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                              No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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