Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[tg318is]

ohhh you read those last ones from the bottom up.. i was heaps confused for a bit there

[turbo325i]

Me: Can I tap that?
G/f: Huh?
Me: Can I tap that?
G/F: Im not a sex object you know!
Me: I know, I know... so can I tap that?
G/F: No
Me: why not??? come on I just wanna tap that.
G/F: Don't be a pig!
Me: So... Is that a yes...?
G/F: Im done talking to you

You know your a loser when your girlfriend denies the tap...

No but seriously I took her to funny people and then later on... She was just playin hard to get...

[spooledtt]

Hey this is pretty fun

Me: Can i tap that???
Her: No
Me: Why not?
Her: Wait what do you want?
Me: Your dumber than a sack of rocks
Her: Iz kno i am, saaree im juzt reetawded
Her: So what did you want : )
Me: Nevermind,your stupidity is probably contageous :/

[TexasTerp]

Long day after opening night of Barber of Seville. The cast went out to eat afterward and my girl and I drove separately, she's the ASM for the show. Here's the text after the restaurant:

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: I told you I'm horny as fuck where are you?
Me: I have to wait for the bill to clear then drop kate off at her house then I'll be over.
Her: k, hurry up.

.....

Me: Just dropped kate off.
Her: I'm tired, I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
Me: WTF?
Her: We're going hiking at 11 right?
Me: yeah, so I can't tap that?
Her: Yay! I'll see you tomorrow! Xoxo
Me: So can I tap that? ;P
Her: Don't be teasing me with that tongue
Me: You're the one who decided to go to sleep :P
Her: Bleh, let's do it tomorrow.
Me: Vibrator beat me to it didn't it?

(no response since)

Then again I'm tired and my thighs hurt like hell from my 15 mile hike today and the opera, had to check out the area so I can take her for a picnic tomorrow. On the bright side...I'm thinking sex in the woods........hell yeah!!

[ieatpeople]

lol at brody.

[shiboujin]

731 414 6426. we should all text it asking if we can tap it <_<

[FredK]

731 414 6426. we should all text it asking if we can tap it <_<

que

[MikeK]

731 414 6426. we should all text it asking if we can tap it <_<

My service provider just has charged me $1.99 for texting this number. WAT THE FOOK MAN!

[shiboujin]

que

scabzzzz posted this without blurring the #.

[Farbin Kaiber]

me: can we tap it?
Her: wut
me: that damaged bolt hole
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
me: Oh, you are not womenz.
Her: 12000 posts and still a noob.

[MikeK]

me: can we tap it?
Her: wut
me: that damaged bolt hole
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
me: Oh, you are not womenz.
Her: 12000 posts and still a noob.

:rofl: :rofl:

[DEV0 E30]

Owned.

[Farbin Kaiber]

If you only knew.

[DEV0 E30]

Who is it?

[doucy2]

okay here are mine, 4 girls and the gf ha:

Me: Can i tap that?
Girl 1: what lol? it depends who that is referring to
Me: lol i was directing it toward you
Girl 1: haha well then, nope. i'm sorry

Me: Can i tap that?
Girl 2: Who is this?
Me: you dont have my number?
Girl 2: i got a new phone
Me: its alex, so can i
Girl 2: now ryan (bf) is mad
Me: lol
Girl 2: i dont think its funny

Me: can i tap that?
Girl 3: excuse me?
Me: Yea?
Girl 3: mmm..perhaps
Me: okay great

Me: can i tap that?
Girl 4: what?
Me: you know, tap that.
Girl 4: ok but how does that make sense? (she's dumb)
Me: What doesnt make sense?
Girl 4: uh idk im just confused
Me: about what i just asked you if i could tap that
Girl 4: Yeah :D
from then on it was just jest debating when and her being an idiot (blonde).

me: Question? can i tap that?
gf: excuse me?
me: just a question
gf: lol sure
me: Score:D
gf: not now though
me: well duh when?
gf: when i see you