Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[Matt-B]

So he can tap that?

[jeffw]

I got a "can I tap that" text from a girl I have known for years today, one of my girls best friends. She is also Andys roomate (dashboard monkey, see above).

When I woke up from my nap, I answered her.

Lets see if it makes it on here...

I AM THE BOYFRIEND AND DON'T EVEN GET MENTIONED?! fuck off luke lol

[daniel]

me: can i tap that?
GF: wtf?
me: is that a yes?
GF: hjdfiuhfsiukdhgss
me: so...
GF:hmm
me:sweet
GF: u do relize u are texting me less than 5 feet away in our house , alone right ...
me : wanna text tap?
GF hell no,come to bed

^ you know why you got that text right?

lolz and roffles all around

[Vince30]

The gf
Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Taryn: *Rolls eyes*
Vince: Serious question, I wanna tap dat ass girl!
Taryn: Never. If you talk like that.

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Courtney: Haha idk y
Vince: Cause I wanna tap dat ass girl!
Courtney: Haha okayy
Vince: So when can I?
Courtney:Not for a while
Vince: Aww lame, why not?
Courtney: Cuz i am talkin to some1 and you have a gf
Vince: Let's not let the little details get in the way of this.
(No response)

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Ariel: Huh?
Vince: When can i tap dat?
Ariel: Sorry i dnt even kno who this is i had to switch phones
Vince: Its vince
Ariel: Oh heyyy havent talked to u in a while
(Wow that died quick)

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Cayleigh: How about never? How does that work for you.
Vince: Lame
Cayleigh: Oh well
Cayleigh: U really need to stop with the suggestive bullshit. I get that ur kidding but its incredibly disrespectful and im sure if i told taryn about it she wouldnt be to happy. Im ur friend not ur slut.

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Eric: Right meow

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Jim: You have tapped my asshole so many times the kegs dry!

[bataangpinoy]

today:

my current gf, were not too serious. ive been in the sun all day, and am a little dehydrated.

me 5:33pm: hey babe :) can i tap thatt

sonny 5:41pm: im babysitting :(

sonny: but yes you could anytime

me: ugh, what about next tuesday?

sonny: i might be busy

me: with what

sonny: im hanging out with this guy

me:???? omjesus i hope he's gay.

sonny: no, he's really hott. he's a good kisser too :)

me: WOW. i guess this is not working out for you then. who is he, im gonna beat him up.

sonny: well its u stupid, and if you didnt remember tuesday is the twilight trilogy. i guess you dont pay attention.

me: you scared me stupid, im going to put it in your butt now.

sonny: fine, i'd like it anyway ;P

[chadthestampede]

sonny = guy

[bataangpinoy]

sonny=alison

[rooster]

got bored txtd ex-gf

me- hey girl can i tap dat?
her- wtf!!! fuck no!!!
me- why not
her- dood fuck off
me- oh i like it when ur mean its a turn on
her- dood chill the fuckout fuck off already
me- u got fat anyways right? nvm let me kno when u lose weight
her- no response

[Wh33lhop]

This ^^ and:

The gf
Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Taryn: *Rolls eyes*
Vince: Serious question, I wanna tap dat ass girl!
Taryn: Never. If you talk like that.

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Courtney: Haha idk y
Vince: Cause I wanna tap dat ass girl!
Courtney: Haha okayy
Vince: So when can I?
Courtney:Not for a while
Vince: Aww lame, why not?
Courtney: Cuz i am talkin to some1 and you have a gf
Vince: Let's not let the little details get in the way of this.
(No response)

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Ariel: Huh?
Vince: When can i tap dat?
Ariel: Sorry i dnt even kno who this is i had to switch phones
Vince: Its vince
Ariel: Oh heyyy havent talked to u in a while
(Wow that died quick)

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Cayleigh: How about never? How does that work for you.
Vince: Lame
Cayleigh: Oh well
Cayleigh: U really need to stop with the suggestive bullshit. I get that ur kidding but its incredibly disrespectful and im sure if i told taryn about it she wouldnt be to happy. Im ur friend not ur slut.

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Eric: Right meow

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Jim: You have tapped my asshole so many times the kegs dry!

Are fucking awesome. Who's cayleigh and have you suggestive bullshitted her before or what?

[j0oftheworld]

I got a.. "you haven't called in months, go tap yourself bitch!" -haha

[jeffw]

this is to a girl in my phone that i didn't remember who she was

me: can I tap that?
samantha: what?
me: can i tap that?
sam: you already have
me: I have? when?!
sam: like two years ago
me: hmmmm
sam: go fuck yourself jeff
me: must not have been that good
sam: you definately weren't
me: ouch
sam: bye
me: so can i tap that?
sam: maybe
me: see!!! it wasn't bad. lying bitch
sam: lol

[Dermeister3]

me: Can i tap that?
her: i thought you'd never ask!
me:.... awesome!

im leaving in 5 to pick her up....... not kidding.... (also not my gf or anything)

[Vince30]

This ^^ and:



Are fucking awesome. Who's cayleigh and have you suggestive bullshitted her before or what?

Eh, she used to like me before i started dating my gf, i guess i have been kind of a tease since.

[freeride53]

me: Can i tap that?
her: i thought you'd never ask!
me:.... awesome!

im leaving in 5 to pick her up....... not kidding.... (also not my gf or anything)

cheating on yo girl is badass.

[CorvallisBMW]

me: Can i tap that?
her: i thought you'd never ask!
me:.... awesome!

im leaving in 5 to pick her up....... not kidding.... (also not my gf or anything)

Good for you. Now bring back newdz.