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  • dirtbag30
    Mod Crazy
    • Apr 2013
    • 678
    #391
    this conversation happened just now. with my ex.

    me. can i tap that?
    her. tap what?!
    me. can i tap that?
    her. my sister? lol
    me. fail.
    her. im confused, me?
    me. thats what i meant, yes.
    her. ooohooohhhh ;)
    me. soooo? can i?
    her. haha i dont have a problem with that ;)
    WIN......


    i have no idea what i am doing with my life

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      • Vtec?lol
        No R3VLimiter
        • Dec 2009
        • 3278
        #392
        best friend

        me: Can I tap dat?
        Her: Nigga! When????
        me: ummm, asap I guess?
        her: Lawd yes. and bring me some jolly ranchers please.
        me: Sure! should I bring anything else?
        her: An appetite.... ;)


        Shiiiiiiid!

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          • Mr. Tasty
            No R3VLimiter
            • Jul 2011
            • 3421
            #393
            Originally posted by dirtbag30
            this conversation happened just now. with my ex.

            me. can i tap that?
            her. tap what?!
            me. can i tap that?
            her. my sister? lol
            me. fail.
            her. im confused, me?
            me. thats what i meant, yes.
            her. ooohooohhhh ;)
            me. soooo? can i?
            her. haha i dont have a problem with that ;)
            WIN......

            sex with an ex = win... Get back to us about that after
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              • illest318i
                E30 Fanatic
                • Mar 2011
                • 1472
                #394
                Moarrrrr
                IG: @_j.wn

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                  • lambo
                    Captain Scene Points
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 10953
                    #395
                    Originally posted by Vtec?lol
                    best friend

                    me: Can I tap dat?
                    Her: Nigga! When????
                    me: ummm, asap I guess?
                    her: Lawd yes. and bring me some jolly ranchers please.
                    me: Sure! should I bring anything else?
                    her: An appetite.... ;)


                    Shiiiiiiid!
                    Oh god... jolly ranchers...

                    For anyone interested: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co..._thats/c0er6q4

                    Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                    Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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                      • ParsedOut
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 1437
                        #396
                        me: can I tap that
                        her: excuse me?
                        me: you heard me...
                        her: more than likely

                        Good enough for me!

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                          • Vtec?lol
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 3278
                            #397
                            Originally posted by lambo
                            Oh god... jolly ranchers...

                            For anyone interested: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co..._thats/c0er6q4
                            Oh




                            my




                            GAWD!!!! I just ate and threw it up. Jesus that is so damn nasty.

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                              • Todd Black 88
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 3449
                                #398
                                I lol'd hard when I saw the line "got a little...........on the side" in that reddit link.
                                Originally posted by codyep3
                                I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
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                                  • Vtec?lol
                                    No R3VLimiter
                                    • Dec 2009
                                    • 3278
                                    #399
                                    Originally posted by Todd Black 88
                                    I lol'd hard when I saw the line "got a little...........on the side" in that reddit link.
                                    I'm glad I'm not the only one. My wife thinks I'm goofy as hell tonight.

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                                      • CabbE30
                                        R3VLimited
                                        • Aug 2009
                                        • 2358
                                        #400
                                        Originally posted by Vtec?lol
                                        Oh




                                        my




                                        GAWD!!!! I just ate and threw it up. Jesus that is so damn nasty.
                                        I cant even....

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                                          • Swanny
                                            R3VLimited
                                            • Mar 2012
                                            • 2834
                                            #401
                                            So my friend is an ER doctor in Charlotte and apparently had some lady come in with a laced doily type thing around her stoma. Turns out it was "lingerie" to make the hole more appealing to her husband to bang. There's a whole website dedicated to dressing the hole up and stuff..
                                            Swanny!
                                            SUCKERS.

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                                              • Stanley Rockafella
                                                R3V Elite
                                                • Aug 2011
                                                • 4056
                                                #402
                                                f*ck, no more r3v tonight!
                                                If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                                                  • decay
                                                    R3V Elite
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 5637
                                                    #403
                                                    Originally posted by Vtec?lol
                                                    I'm glad I'm not the only one. My wife thinks I'm goofy as hell tonight.
                                                    i read further and got here

                                                    Reddit - The heart of the internet
                                                    http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0es6ub


                                                    aaaand that's where i lost it, and my neighbors are probably wondering what's so fucking funny
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                                                    1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                                                    1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
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                                                    1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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                                                      • fporro
                                                        E30 Mastermind
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 1858
                                                        #404
                                                        My hair dresser ...

                                                        me: can i tap that ?
                                                        her: it's broken
                                                        me: can i tap the other one ?
                                                        her: you broke that one too :(

                                                        lol, half score later on :)

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                                                          • pantelones
                                                            E30 Addict
                                                            • May 2011
                                                            • 533
                                                            #405
                                                            Originally posted by CabbE30
                                                            I cant even....

                                                            STD cupcakes? Yum! Don't ask why or how I found this...


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