Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[Alkasquawlik]

me: can i tap that?
her: tap what
me: you know, tap that?
her: what are you on?
me: a chair
her: you are so weird, when do you get back?

JR: Can I tap that?
Mrs. Jr: Tap what?
JR: Dat ass
Mrs Jr: no... will you be home tonight
Jr: Some of it. I have to get a haircut, fitted for a tux and go to lowes
Mrs Jr: Bring home food
Jr: DIAF

fuck

:rofl:

[87e30]

I've seen this thread on other forums. It's ftw.

[Turf1600]

Who cares

WTF? DID A POST GET DELETED?

[s0urce]

My girlfriend totally pwned me.

[Iain]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Woof, woof.
Me: Sweet. See you soon.
Her: Woof, grrrrrrrrrrrrr, woof.

[Mastrcruse]

The number is behind the name.

[Alkasquawlik]

My girlfriend totally pwned me.

your girlfriend is really a guy

[s0urce]

The number is behind the name. I'd suggest taking it down if it's her number. Unless..you want R3V members to have fun.

Call her up.

Edit: Why the ninja edit Mastrcruse??

[s0urce]

your girlfriend is really a guy

She has a huge cock

[Alkasquawlik]

Call her up.

Is that a challenge?

[Turf1600]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Woof, woof.
Me: Sweet. See you soon.
Her: Woof, grrrrrrrrrrrrr, woof.

Are you dating e30slut?

[s0urce]

Is that a challenge?

Isn't it a challenge for most guys on r3v to call/txt anything with a vagina?

[Iain]

She has a huge cock

She said it was just a ten-inch clit?

Are you dating e30slut?

That would have been as follows -

Me: Can I tap that?
e30slut: baaaa
Me: *grabs horns and starts to nugget e30slut's rusty sheriff's badge like a burly oaf*

[s0urce]

She said it was just a ten-inch clit?

lulz: Who was that wrestler with the massive clit? China?

googling china's clit returned this:

[Iain]

^^



????

(yes, I know china dude has a tumor)