Loving this thread!!! I've got sometime tomorrow and didn't get to see my girl today, I'll definitely be texting this tomorrow!
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Being the thread founder I tried to contribute last night and failed lol. Texted a girl I went on one date with, two years ago
Me: When am I going to tap that?
Her: Excuse me??
Me: Which part of "tap" don't u understand?
No response lol........FAIL.........will try again shortly.....tailgating the Phils game ftw
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what the fuck.
do you guys have some sort of swinger bisexual orgy deal going on?
SC*AR
Originally posted by JamesE30And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.
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Originally posted by e30maniac View Post
7. this girl was a kick, met her on myspace..
me can i tap that?
her tap what and what was the pic you sent me?
me can i tap that? i didn't send you a pic..
her oh it shows you did.
me so can i tap that.?
her tap what?
me that?
her you mean me?
me yes......
her well in order for you to do that we have to hang out right?Aly<3 ;)
me yea so when, and we will fuck right?
her well idk im still a virgin remember, and i don't really do stuff, we can see where it leads though..
me so can i tittie fuck you then?
her lol maybe depends on how we get along n stuff ya know?
me yea i know my dick will say it all
her haha we shall see..lol
SCORE!
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Me: Can I tap that?
Wife: (No response)
Me: Can I tap that?
Wife: (calls phone) Tap what?
Me: That!
Wife: What?
Me: Can I tap that?
Wife: what are you talking about?
Me: Tapping you.
Wife: Where are you?
Me: Coming. So can I tap that?
Wife: Is this dependant upon you coming home?
Me: Possibly.
Wife: Get your booty home
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Me: So can I tap that?
Schneller 3er: Que??? Scroll one number up... maybe you meant to ask the misses. Not mine either:)
Me: No meant you underwear model. Ratatatap.
Schneller 3er: Ha ha NOT!!! I'll be in Schaumburg Streets of Woodfield at 2pm. I'll have the $$$ with me.
Me: First time is free for good friends.
Schneller 3er: LOL... I'm in. What type of keg?
Me: O-Style
Schneller 3er: SWEET
Me: R3Vd
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He hit me, the girl on the left, last night.... while I hit the girl on the right.
Last one I had, my gf at the time didn't want me sleeping with her friend either...but then like 10 minutes in she changed her mind and pretty much made me. She had to twist my arm
I'm definitely of the opinion that threesomes should be ONLY with 2 other people you aren't in a relationship with, ie. randoms. :tsk:92 325ic 5 speed, hard top, windscreen, 133k, for sale
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Originally posted by ShesRockinAdurty30 View Post
He hit me, the girl on the left, last night.... while I hit the girl on the right.
:o
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this morning around 2am,
Me: can i tap it?
friend:tap what?
Me: it
no response...it was 3 am by then.
8 am;
Friend: hunny im a thousand miles away :(
Me:but could i?
Friend:Mmmm possibly :) why do you ask
Me:;) sweet maybe for fun we can meet up somewere in between
Friend: Maybe ;)"God created turbo lag to give V8's a chance" Taylor D.
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