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    Loving this thread!!! I've got sometime tomorrow and didn't get to see my girl today, I'll definitely be texting this tomorrow!
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      im guna see if i can ruin any friendships i have nothing better to do anyways
      "God created turbo lag to give V8's a chance" Taylor D.

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        Being the thread founder I tried to contribute last night and failed lol. Texted a girl I went on one date with, two years ago

        Me: When am I going to tap that?
        Her: Excuse me??
        Me: Which part of "tap" don't u understand?


        No response lol........FAIL.........will try again shortly.....tailgating the Phils game ftw

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          Originally posted by evil_twin View Post
          <---- I'd hit it :)


          He hit me, the girl on the left, last night.... while I hit the girl on the right.

          :o

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            what the fuck.
            do you guys have some sort of swinger bisexual orgy deal going on?

            SC*AR

            Originally posted by JamesE30
            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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              Originally posted by e30maniac View Post

              7. this girl was a kick, met her on myspace..
              me can i tap that?
              her tap what and what was the pic you sent me?
              me can i tap that? i didn't send you a pic..
              her oh it shows you did.
              me so can i tap that.?
              her tap what?
              me that?
              her you mean me?
              me yes......
              her well in order for you to do that we have to hang out right?Aly<3 ;)
              me yea so when, and we will fuck right?
              her well idk im still a virgin remember, and i don't really do stuff, we can see where it leads though..
              me so can i tittie fuck you then?
              her lol maybe depends on how we get along n stuff ya know?
              me yea i know my dick will say it all
              her haha we shall see..lol

              SCORE!
              That is not a score. That is the precursor to you waking up in a bathtub full of ice sans kidney. :p
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                Originally posted by wildstoats View Post
                That is not a score. That is the precursor to you waking up in a bathtub full of ice sans kidney. :p

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                  Me: Can I tap that?
                  Wife: (No response)
                  Me: Can I tap that?
                  Wife: (calls phone) Tap what?
                  Me: That!
                  Wife: What?
                  Me: Can I tap that?
                  Wife: what are you talking about?
                  Me: Tapping you.
                  Wife: Where are you?
                  Me: Coming. So can I tap that?
                  Wife: Is this dependant upon you coming home?
                  Me: Possibly.
                  Wife: Get your booty home

                  ----

                  Me: So can I tap that?
                  Schneller 3er: Que??? Scroll one number up... maybe you meant to ask the misses. Not mine either:)
                  Me: No meant you underwear model. Ratatatap.
                  Schneller 3er: Ha ha NOT!!! I'll be in Schaumburg Streets of Woodfield at 2pm. I'll have the $$$ with me.
                  Me: First time is free for good friends.
                  Schneller 3er: LOL... I'm in. What type of keg?
                  Me: O-Style
                  Schneller 3er: SWEET
                  Me: R3Vd

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                    yesterday...

                    me: can i tap that
                    gf: no response

                    today...

                    me: can i tap that
                    gf: no response

                    ...few hrs later...

                    gf: nope
                    me: are you sure
                    gf: yes


                    :(
                    ?

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                      He hit me, the girl on the left, last night.... while I hit the girl on the right.
                      That's a weak sauce threesome btw...he should get to 'hit' her too...just my .02 ;)

                      Last one I had, my gf at the time didn't want me sleeping with her friend either...but then like 10 minutes in she changed her mind and pretty much made me. She had to twist my arm

                      I'm definitely of the opinion that threesomes should be ONLY with 2 other people you aren't in a relationship with, ie. randoms. :tsk:
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                        So I was thinking about this thread and realized I knew someone who, while not at ALL likely to say yes (but that's not really the point, is it) should be entertaining...here you are...I have a few more I'll get later...



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                          Originally posted by ShesRockinAdurty30 View Post


                          He hit me, the girl on the left, last night.... while I hit the girl on the right.

                          :o
                          Good going Viet!
                          stephenbrody.com

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                            this morning around 2am,

                            Me: can i tap it?

                            friend:tap what?

                            Me: it

                            no response...it was 3 am by then.

                            8 am;
                            Friend: hunny im a thousand miles away :(

                            Me:but could i?

                            Friend:Mmmm possibly :) why do you ask

                            Me:;) sweet maybe for fun we can meet up somewere in between

                            Friend: Maybe ;)
                            "God created turbo lag to give V8's a chance" Taylor D.

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                              Another...



                              Yeah, the convo went on from there...while good, not really funny...

                              Last edited by lylefk; 08-08-2009, 04:10 PM.
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                                Originally posted by ShesRockinAdurty30 View Post


                                He hit me, the girl on the left, last night.... while I hit the girl on the right.

                                :o
                                Need moar pics of both girls in question in order to judge level of win

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