Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[b*saint]

She says, "sure."

[b*saint]

me: can we tap it?
Her: wut
me: that damaged bolt hole
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
me: Oh, you are not womenz.
Her: 12000 posts and still a noob.

This is by the far the best post I've ever read in my entire lifetime including my 16,000 posts at gamespot.com

[Patches]

Well my name is Dylan, and the first girl i texted name is Dylann, (yes 2 n's)

me: can i tap that?
her: of course you can, how else do you expect to make baby Dylannn

2nd girl

me: can i tape that?
her: fuck no!!!
me: aww
her: im in love with the most amazing boy ever
me: i didnt know you loved me
no response after that

3rd

me: can i tap that?
her: what?
me: you know what im saying
her: ummm
me: so can i tap that?
her: are you talking to the right person?
me: you know it
her: if you put aloe on my back
me: il put extra lotion where ever you want it
her: haha
-end of conversation

[LBJefferies]

Uh oh, I just sent this to 3 chicks, this might not end well.

[5Toes]

Im might just do this now?

[5Toes]

So Friend #1

Me: Can I Tap It?
Her: Tap what?
Me: It
Her: What's it?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Tap what?!
Me: Don't be silly
Her: Im not being silly...just what is it that you want to tap?
End conversation

Friend #2
Me: Can I tap it?
Her: What?
Me: You know..
Her: I know what?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Whats "that"
End Conversation

My friends are boring :(

[IminDiegoTriick]

I tried taking pictures of my shit but i dont got an iphone. cant just upload so just believe me this is what happened.

me: Can I tap that
her: Haha what?
me: Can. I. Tap. That. Ass.

NO RESPONSE. FAIL

me: Hi Alyssa :] It's Ian
her: Hey dudes! im gonna take a shower
me : Okay after can I tap that?
her: Noo you can tap barbie though!!
me: haha you can be my barbie if i can Ken your ass
her: Okay

Ehhh... didn't go much further

me: Can I tap that?
her: aha you have texting
me: yes text me anytime and ill text you too. Soo can I tap that?
her: haha yaa I miss you nigga what you doin?
me: I miss you to girl i just came back from the beach. Lemme tap that ass!!
her: haha your stupid

FAIL

me: Can I tap that?
her: excuse me? haha
her: "can" implies being incapable of, "may" asks more
her: haha
me: OK.. im GOING to TAP that ASS. When are you free?
her: Don't know... why waddup?
me:So are you going to let me tap that ass?
her: When did you get text? finally upgraded?
me: WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING THE QUESTION?
her: never
me: fine ***hole haha
her: :]

UGH this one frustrated me

me: Can I tap that ass?
her: No parents tonight!! haha
me: Is that a yes?
her: noo haha
me: OMG you suck.

-________________-

lol my friends are pretty boring too. not yet done though.

[evoDRichie]

me: can i tap that?
GF: wtf?
me: is that a yes?
GF: hjdfiuhfsiukdhgss
me: so...
GF:hmm
me:sweet
GF: u do relize u are texting me less than 5 feet away in our house , alone right ...
me : wanna text tap?
GF hell no,come to bed

[rooster]

lolz

[TexasTerp]

this never fails to make me laugh. great bump! I mean tap....

[Be30mer]

me: Can I tap that?
her: aha you have texting
me: yes text me anytime and ill text you too. Soo can I tap that?


her: When did you get text? finally upgraded?
me: WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING THE QUESTION?

Welcome to the twenty-first century.

[dashboardmonkey]

So Friend #1

Me: Can I Tap It?
Her: Tap what?
Me: It
Her: What's it?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Tap what?!
Me: Don't be silly
Her: Im not being silly...just what is it that you want to tap?
End conversation

Friend #2
Me: Can I tap it?
Her: What?
Me: You know..
Her: I know what?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Whats "that"
End Conversation

My friends are boring :(

NO! you are boring

[Highway1]

Me: Can i tap that?
.....3 hours later
Me: Well... can I?
Her: Sorry I was napping. Tap away. I can't resist you when you talk romantic like that to me. Haha :)

[StereoInstaller1]

I got a "can I tap that" text from a girl I have known for years today, one of my girls best friends. She is also Andys roomate (dashboard monkey, see above).

When I woke up from my nap, I answered her.

Lets see if it makes it on here...

[dashboardmonkey]

^ you know why you got that text right?