Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[chadthestampede]

sonny = guy

[bataangpinoy]

today:

my current gf, were not too serious. ive been in the sun all day, and am a little dehydrated.

me 5:33pm: hey babe :) can i tap thatt

sonny 5:41pm: im babysitting :(

sonny: but yes you could anytime

me: ugh, what about next tuesday?

sonny: i might be busy

me: with what

sonny: im hanging out with this guy

me:???? omjesus i hope he's gay.

sonny: no, he's really hott. he's a good kisser too :)

me: WOW. i guess this is not working out for you then. who is he, im gonna beat him up.

sonny: well its u stupid, and if you didnt remember tuesday is the twilight trilogy. i guess you dont pay attention.

me: you scared me stupid, im going to put it in your butt now.

sonny: fine, i'd like it anyway ;P

[Vince30]

The gf
Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Taryn: *Rolls eyes*
Vince: Serious question, I wanna tap dat ass girl!
Taryn: Never. If you talk like that.

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Courtney: Haha idk y
Vince: Cause I wanna tap dat ass girl!
Courtney: Haha okayy
Vince: So when can I?
Courtney:Not for a while
Vince: Aww lame, why not?
Courtney: Cuz i am talkin to some1 and you have a gf
Vince: Let's not let the little details get in the way of this.
(No response)

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Ariel: Huh?
Vince: When can i tap dat?
Ariel: Sorry i dnt even kno who this is i had to switch phones
Vince: Its vince
Ariel: Oh heyyy havent talked to u in a while
(Wow that died quick)

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Cayleigh: How about never? How does that work for you.
Vince: Lame
Cayleigh: Oh well
Cayleigh: U really need to stop with the suggestive bullshit. I get that ur kidding but its incredibly disrespectful and im sure if i told taryn about it she wouldnt be to happy. Im ur friend not ur slut.

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Eric: Right meow

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Jim: You have tapped my asshole so many times the kegs dry!

[daniel]

me: can i tap that?
GF: wtf?
me: is that a yes?
GF: hjdfiuhfsiukdhgss
me: so...
GF:hmm
me:sweet
GF: u do relize u are texting me less than 5 feet away in our house , alone right ...
me : wanna text tap?
GF hell no,come to bed

^ you know why you got that text right?

lolz and roffles all around

[jeffw]

I got a "can I tap that" text from a girl I have known for years today, one of my girls best friends. She is also Andys roomate (dashboard monkey, see above).

When I woke up from my nap, I answered her.

Lets see if it makes it on here...

I AM THE BOYFRIEND AND DON'T EVEN GET MENTIONED?! fuck off luke lol

[Matt-B]

So he can tap that?

[dashboardmonkey]

^ you know why you got that text right?

[StereoInstaller1]

I got a "can I tap that" text from a girl I have known for years today, one of my girls best friends. She is also Andys roomate (dashboard monkey, see above).

When I woke up from my nap, I answered her.

Lets see if it makes it on here...

[Highway1]

Me: Can i tap that?
.....3 hours later
Me: Well... can I?
Her: Sorry I was napping. Tap away. I can't resist you when you talk romantic like that to me. Haha :)

[dashboardmonkey]

So Friend #1

Me: Can I Tap It?
Her: Tap what?
Me: It
Her: What's it?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Tap what?!
Me: Don't be silly
Her: Im not being silly...just what is it that you want to tap?
End conversation

Friend #2
Me: Can I tap it?
Her: What?
Me: You know..
Her: I know what?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Whats "that"
End Conversation

My friends are boring :(

NO! you are boring

[Be30mer]

me: Can I tap that?
her: aha you have texting
me: yes text me anytime and ill text you too. Soo can I tap that?


her: When did you get text? finally upgraded?
me: WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING THE QUESTION?

Welcome to the twenty-first century.

[TexasTerp]

this never fails to make me laugh. great bump! I mean tap....

[rooster]

lolz

[evoDRichie]

me: can i tap that?
GF: wtf?
me: is that a yes?
GF: hjdfiuhfsiukdhgss
me: so...
GF:hmm
me:sweet
GF: u do relize u are texting me less than 5 feet away in our house , alone right ...
me : wanna text tap?
GF hell no,come to bed

[IminDiegoTriick]

I tried taking pictures of my shit but i dont got an iphone. cant just upload so just believe me this is what happened.

me: Can I tap that
her: Haha what?
me: Can. I. Tap. That. Ass.

NO RESPONSE. FAIL

me: Hi Alyssa :] It's Ian
her: Hey dudes! im gonna take a shower
me : Okay after can I tap that?
her: Noo you can tap barbie though!!
me: haha you can be my barbie if i can Ken your ass
her: Okay

Ehhh... didn't go much further

me: Can I tap that?
her: aha you have texting
me: yes text me anytime and ill text you too. Soo can I tap that?
her: haha yaa I miss you nigga what you doin?
me: I miss you to girl i just came back from the beach. Lemme tap that ass!!
her: haha your stupid

FAIL

me: Can I tap that?
her: excuse me? haha
her: "can" implies being incapable of, "may" asks more
her: haha
me: OK.. im GOING to TAP that ASS. When are you free?
her: Don't know... why waddup?
me:So are you going to let me tap that ass?
her: When did you get text? finally upgraded?
me: WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING THE QUESTION?
her: never
me: fine ***hole haha
her: :]

UGH this one frustrated me

me: Can I tap that ass?
her: No parents tonight!! haha
me: Is that a yes?
her: noo haha
me: OMG you suck.

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lol my friends are pretty boring too. not yet done though.