Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[5Toes]

So Friend #1

Me: Can I Tap It?
Her: Tap what?
Me: It
Her: What's it?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Tap what?!
Me: Don't be silly
Her: Im not being silly...just what is it that you want to tap?
End conversation

Friend #2
Me: Can I tap it?
Her: What?
Me: You know..
Her: I know what?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Whats "that"
End Conversation

My friends are boring :(

[5Toes]

Im might just do this now?

[LBJefferies]

Uh oh, I just sent this to 3 chicks, this might not end well.

[Patches]

Well my name is Dylan, and the first girl i texted name is Dylann, (yes 2 n's)

me: can i tap that?
her: of course you can, how else do you expect to make baby Dylannn

2nd girl

me: can i tape that?
her: fuck no!!!
me: aww
her: im in love with the most amazing boy ever
me: i didnt know you loved me
no response after that

3rd

me: can i tap that?
her: what?
me: you know what im saying
her: ummm
me: so can i tap that?
her: are you talking to the right person?
me: you know it
her: if you put aloe on my back
me: il put extra lotion where ever you want it
her: haha
-end of conversation

[b*saint]

me: can we tap it?
Her: wut
me: that damaged bolt hole
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
Her: U dun flipped ur lid boy! Idaho? No U da ho.
me: Oh, you are not womenz.
Her: 12000 posts and still a noob.

This is by the far the best post I've ever read in my entire lifetime including my 16,000 posts at gamespot.com

[b*saint]

She says, "sure."

[phreshkid]

me: can I tap that?
Her: What?
me: Nevermind
Her: Do you know what you just asked? Lol
me: Yep but you answered my question with another questio
Her: You never need to ask
me: score!

[IminDiegoTriick]

This is my first time seeing this thread and now im on a texting spree. lol hilarious posts and responses will post pictures in a bit.

[dashboardmonkey]

Girl friend of mine texting her friend

me: can i tap that?
her: what lol
me: can i tap that?
me: hello
her: sure babe whatever you need lol
me: what about me and my bf? gotta make it interesting
her: you messing with me?
me: you wanna find out?
her lol idk
me: you know you do, he's hot!
her: hmm hot? lol i like to play...alot but im not usually attracted to girls
me: so..focus on him
her: is he that hot?
me: definitely
me: are you blushing?
her: yea sure lol you like sharing? are you drinking?
me: not yet
her: you are too funny
me: you know you want it
her: yeah sometimes i do lol but seriously im kinda picky id probably get shy and run
me: just say yes

more to come......

[87e30]

You mean to say you've never done this?

me-Can I tap that?
her-What? Tap what?
That.
Ummmm, sure.
Scooooooore!

:rofl: I think he meant the text a random girl thing.

[Red88]

Excellent bump! I'll be trying this out soon!

You mean to say you've never done this?

me-Can I tap that?
her-What? Tap what?
That.
Ummmm, sure.
Scooooooore!

[Erik]

Excellent bump! I'll be trying this out soon!

[chadthestampede]

bump, OT has been boring lately:


did it to an old coworker

me: can I tap that?
her: who is this?
me: you didn't answer the question?
her: who are you?
me: i'm bored
her: the answer is no who is this?
me: nevermind then
her: wow you're a creep
me: its bob. can I have my job back?
her: you're still a creep, and you can come back
me: cool thanks.
me: btw can I tap that?
her: lol no bob
me: you're really missing out
her: im not so sure about that

[Alkasquawlik]

Now it's fixed!

Who are you to judge?

[TexasTerp]

Ahh, I comes in butt buddies...

I fixed that for you

Now it's fixed!