Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[G60 CAB]

LOL, how's this for one. Random wrong number turns into fun.

Her:Hey, are you at the harem (nightclub)?
Me:No....who is this?
Her:Amanda, I heard you worked here as a bouncer and were living in northridge.
Me:No sorry...think you have the wrong person.
Her:OK sorry.
Me:So, can I tap that?
Her: ? Sex? Alcohol?
Me:Little of both....
Her:LOL, you don't know who this is.
Me:That's no reason not to have a little fun. You gotta live a little.
Her:Alright, where are you?
Me:In Chris Hansen's spare bedroom.
Her:Ugh! I don't do pedophiles.
Me:Too bad, we have the most fun.
Her:........

[PootieTang]

everyone on this fucking forum

me: can i tap it?
girl: no you acne infested waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles

[emoshun]

everyone on this fucking forum

me: can i tap it?
girl: no you acne infested waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles

You need to learn to play nicer with others...

[Alkasquawlik]

You need to learn to play nicer with others...

shut the fuck up. no one asked your opinion.

[emoshun]

Ahh, it comes in pairs...

[Alkasquawlik]

Ahh, it comes in butt buddies...

I fixed that for you

[TexasTerp]

Ahh, I comes in butt buddies...

I fixed that for you

Now it's fixed!

[Alkasquawlik]

Now it's fixed!

Who are you to judge?

[chadthestampede]

bump, OT has been boring lately:


did it to an old coworker

me: can I tap that?
her: who is this?
me: you didn't answer the question?
her: who are you?
me: i'm bored
her: the answer is no who is this?
me: nevermind then
her: wow you're a creep
me: its bob. can I have my job back?
her: you're still a creep, and you can come back
me: cool thanks.
me: btw can I tap that?
her: lol no bob
me: you're really missing out
her: im not so sure about that

[Erik]

Excellent bump! I'll be trying this out soon!

[Red88]

Excellent bump! I'll be trying this out soon!

You mean to say you've never done this?

me-Can I tap that?
her-What? Tap what?
That.
Ummmm, sure.
Scooooooore!

[87e30]

You mean to say you've never done this?

me-Can I tap that?
her-What? Tap what?
That.
Ummmm, sure.
Scooooooore!

:rofl: I think he meant the text a random girl thing.

[dashboardmonkey]

Girl friend of mine texting her friend

me: can i tap that?
her: what lol
me: can i tap that?
me: hello
her: sure babe whatever you need lol
me: what about me and my bf? gotta make it interesting
her: you messing with me?
me: you wanna find out?
her lol idk
me: you know you do, he's hot!
her: hmm hot? lol i like to play...alot but im not usually attracted to girls
me: so..focus on him
her: is he that hot?
me: definitely
me: are you blushing?
her: yea sure lol you like sharing? are you drinking?
me: not yet
her: you are too funny
me: you know you want it
her: yeah sometimes i do lol but seriously im kinda picky id probably get shy and run
me: just say yes

more to come......

[IminDiegoTriick]

This is my first time seeing this thread and now im on a texting spree. lol hilarious posts and responses will post pictures in a bit.

[phreshkid]

me: can I tap that?
Her: What?
me: Nevermind
Her: Do you know what you just asked? Lol
me: Yep but you answered my question with another questio
Her: You never need to ask
me: score!