this seems like a whole lot less fun than you guys make it out to be
							
						
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 indeed, i am *somewhat* disappointed by the lack of opposite sex familiarity in this thread, you guys should be rolling in the poon. all day every day.
 
 
 hjahahahahhaha1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
 1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
 1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
 1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
 1994 540i - Granitsilber
 
 Originally posted by scabzzzzI've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.Comment
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 sent a bunch of them out lol
 
 I found this thread very entertaining and funny so I had to contribute. They are pretty lame but worth a shot.
 
 1st:
 Me: Can I tap that?
 Her: Lmao, for suree!
 Me: Alright when?
 Her: Lmao, next week!
 Me: So I can tap it then?
 Her: Forshuree
 
 2nd:
 Me: Can I tap that?
 Her: Loll either this isn't you or you had a bit to drink? lmao
 Me: So can I tap that?
 Her: Lmao no and i'm going to bed. I would suggest ya do the same loser
 Me: Sad face.
 
 3rd:
 Me: Can I tap that?
 Her: What?
 Me: Can I tap that?
 Her: Haha depending on what exactly your trying to tap
 Me: That ass!
 Her: Haha. I don't know what ass your talking about.
 Me: Yours!
 Her: Whats my favorite food? Unless you know that you cant tap that. haha
 Me: But I can tap that if I get it right?
 Her: Haha, no.
 Me: Shit.
 Me: Don't be selfish give me some a dat ass.
 
 4th:
 Me: Can I tap that?
 Her: wtf?
 Me: Can I tap that?
 Her: wtf travis?
 Me: So can I tap that?
 No reply 
 「'89 BMW 325is | '02 Mitsubishi Montero Limited | '2005 GMC Sierra 2500 Duramax | 2007 BMW M5 」
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 Been meaning to do this, just did it to the G/F (who I only see once a week due to school/work and 65 miles apart)
 
 Me: Can I tap that?
 Her: Lol i wishComment
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 Originally posted by slammin.e28guyI pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.Originally posted by kronustry whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"Originally posted by chadthestampedeThis is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.Comment
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 FAIL
 Me: hey i got a question 2:56 AM
 girl: Who is this? 2:57 AM
 Me: ricky 3:00 AM
 girl: Ricky who? 3:01 AM
 Me: ricky your ex bf ricky 3:01 AM
 girl: Oh um hi 3:03 AM
 Me: hi.. so i have a quick question.... 3:03 AM
 girl: Yea 3:04 AM
 Me: so when you gonna let me tap dat? 3:05 AM
 girl: Wtf? 3:14 AM
 Me: i was just wondering... in the back of my e30?? 3:15 AMComment
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 just told my gf i can't wait to tap dat next time i see her.
 she just lolled and called me a dork haah.Comment
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 Usually I get texts asking if they can tap dis.
 
 3/5 are from guys.
 
 1/2 not from guys are from girls who should be guys.
 
 The other 1/2 are from myself.1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5Comment



 
							
						
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