Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

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  • imsotyerred
    R3VLimited
    • Oct 2005
    • 2529

    #256
    this seems like a whole lot less fun than you guys make it out to be
    BRUTE

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    • Atreus
      E30 Mastermind
      • Sep 2008
      • 1846

      #257
      indeed, i am *somewhat* disappointed by the lack of opposite sex familiarity in this thread, you guys should be rolling in the poon. all day every day.


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      • e30pwr
        Mod Crazy
        • Oct 2007
        • 642

        #258
        boredom has proven this to become my entertainment....results later.

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        • Sailor37
          E30 Modder
          • Mar 2010
          • 985

          #259
          "Can I tap that" text to current GF--FTL.

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          • porkchopsandwiches
            Noobie
            • Jun 2010
            • 6

            #260
            This thread delivers, mostly.

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            • ethrtyiS
              R3V OG
              • May 2010
              • 8147

              #261
              sent a bunch of them out lol

              I found this thread very entertaining and funny so I had to contribute. They are pretty lame but worth a shot.

              1st:
              Me: Can I tap that?
              Her: Lmao, for suree!
              Me: Alright when?
              Her: Lmao, next week!
              Me: So I can tap it then?
              Her: Forshuree

              2nd:
              Me: Can I tap that?
              Her: Loll either this isn't you or you had a bit to drink? lmao
              Me: So can I tap that?
              Her: Lmao no and i'm going to bed. I would suggest ya do the same loser
              Me: Sad face.

              3rd:
              Me: Can I tap that?
              Her: What?
              Me: Can I tap that?
              Her: Haha depending on what exactly your trying to tap
              Me: That ass!
              Her: Haha. I don't know what ass your talking about.
              Me: Yours!
              Her: Whats my favorite food? Unless you know that you cant tap that. haha
              Me: But I can tap that if I get it right?
              Her: Haha, no.
              Me: Shit.
              Me: Don't be selfish give me some a dat ass.

              4th:
              Me: Can I tap that?
              Her: wtf?
              Me: Can I tap that?
              Her: wtf travis?
              Me: So can I tap that?
              No reply

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              • Axxe
                No R3VLimiter
                • Aug 2004
                • 3355

                #262
                Been meaning to do this, just did it to the G/F (who I only see once a week due to school/work and 65 miles apart)

                Me: Can I tap that?
                Her: Lol i wish


                Keep it slideways!!

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                • E30Nova
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • May 2009
                  • 1546

                  #263
                  Originally posted by Sailor37
                  "Can I tap that" text to current GF--FTL.
                  Seriously, when people do this it's lame as hell. :down:

                  Matt
                  Matt

                  Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                  I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
                  Originally posted by kronus
                  try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
                  Originally posted by chadthestampede
                  This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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                  • CJ7
                    Grease Monkey
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 339

                    #264
                    been contemplating doing this to my friends most likely batshit crazy roommate ... but I'm scurred of getting caught up with baby daddy drama and whatnot~!

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                    • rickycricketts
                      E30 Modder
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 806

                      #265
                      FAIL
                      Me: hey i got a question 2:56 AM
                      girl: Who is this? 2:57 AM
                      Me: ricky 3:00 AM
                      girl: Ricky who? 3:01 AM
                      Me: ricky your ex bf ricky 3:01 AM
                      girl: Oh um hi 3:03 AM
                      Me: hi.. so i have a quick question.... 3:03 AM
                      girl: Yea 3:04 AM
                      Me: so when you gonna let me tap dat? 3:05 AM
                      girl: Wtf? 3:14 AM
                      Me: i was just wondering... in the back of my e30?? 3:15 AM

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                      • Vince30
                        R3VLimited
                        • May 2009
                        • 2318

                        #266
                        Bump

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                        • TexasTerp
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 3541

                          #267
                          wtf? that's one interesting way to bump a dead thread!
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                          • Pantless Spency
                            It's McRib time!!!
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 7284

                            #268
                            just told my gf i can't wait to tap dat next time i see her.
                            she just lolled and called me a dork haah.

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                            • slammin.e28
                              שמע ישראל
                              • May 2010
                              • 12054

                              #269
                              Usually I get texts asking if they can tap dis.

                              3/5 are from guys.

                              1/2 not from guys are from girls who should be guys.

                              The other 1/2 are from myself.
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                              • Vince30
                                R3VLimited
                                • May 2009
                                • 2318

                                #270
                                Originally posted by TexasTerp
                                wtf? that's one interesting way to bump a dead thread!
                                I wanted to share, but didn't want to make a new thread and didn't know where to put it, so I resurrected this awesome thread with it.

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