Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[ShesRockinAdurty30]

Silly boys.

[Brian 89 325i]

I tried it on the gf

me: can i tap that?
her: *nods* :)

DONE AND DONE!!

[Nonspec325]

i just did one...

Me: Can i tap that?
Her: What the buttons on my iphone lol


i lose. :(

fail

[lov-e30]

^ Pix of promoter girl!

Ok, I'll take at least one candid one of her.

[MIKe30]

That girl is dumb as rocks.

you sure she is the one that is dumb as rocks?

[Alkasquawlik]

I just did one...

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: What the buttons on my iPhone lol


I lose. :(

That girl is dumb as rocks.

[OOMPH!]

Local club promoter girl, don't know her too much so I decided to try my luck

Me: what's up girl?, can I tap it
Her: who the f$%() is this
Me: you know, why don't you let me guide my rod all up in there
Her: fuck you, I'm calling the cops you perv.
Me: hold up, I'm just fucking with you....lol
Her: oh, you idiot!
Me: but for reals, let me tap that.
Her: are you sure?
Me: fuck yeah!
Her: .............
Me: flake
Her: no response

LOLz best part is when you got scared when she mentioned cops

[MIKe30]

Current GF v.s Ex:

Current:
Me: Can I tap that?
C: Excuse Me?
Me: You heard me.
Me: Can I tap that?
C: Why are you doing this?
Me: I just want to know when I can tap that.
C: Y?
Me: Because I want it, so can I tap that?
C: I'll see you at home.
Me: So I can tap that?
(no reply after that, and no I didn't )

Ex:
Me: I know its been a while, but can I tap that?
L: You havn't talked to me for 2 years.
Me: So, can I tap that?
L: Fuck off!
Me: You want to do that together?
L: Why are you doing this? You have a GF
Me: So?, I want to tap THAT.
L: When?
Me: Right now! I want to tear that thing up.
L: OK, I'm board anyway.
Me: So I can tap that?
L: Yeah come on over ;)
Me: Nah, I'm cool.
L: Asshole!!!

:drink:

rofflepants!

[emoshun]

I would only request pix of girls that give the green light...fair nuff.

[Joey Link]

This thread is worthless without pics.

[emoshun]

^ Pix of promoter girl!

[lov-e30]

Local club promoter girl, don't know her too much so I decided to try my luck

Me: what's up girl?, can I tap it
Her: who the f$%() is this
Me: you know, why don't you let me guide my rod all up in there
Her: fuck you, I'm calling the cops you perv.
Me: hold up, I'm just fucking with you....lol
Her: oh, you idiot!
Me: but for reals, let me tap that.
Her: are you sure?
Me: fuck yeah!
Her: .............
Me: flake
Her: no response


Me: hello
Her: ok I'm down but you have to use protection
Me: :)
Her: why didn't you just do it instead of asking!

I'm like WTF?, she showed absolutely no interest in me for months..........


Bitches, who knew

[DEV0 E30]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: ..me?
Me: I'm gonna make that ass clap like a live studio audience

No response...

I like that one.

Gentleman we basically have our own feed of man-only textsfromlastnight.com in this thread.

Job well done.



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(847): john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.

(904): i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.

[Turf1600]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: ..me?
Me: I'm gonna make that ass clap like a live studio audience

No response...

[vivalegreg]

me: can i tap that?
her:why do you ask lol of course ima say yes lol

score