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  • j0oftheworld
    E30 Addict
    • Feb 2010
    • 480

    #316
    Originally posted by slaterd
    My friend just did it with one of our other buddy's girls for a joke .....um
    Him: Hey girl when you gonna let my smash that
    Her: *****?
    Him: Yes, I need an answer.
    Her: bout fucking time you asked
    Him: Really?
    Her: ***won't be home til 8 tonight, be there at 4.
    Him: k

    Sooooo, how do we approach this one?
    Bb4H's.. bang her dirty (you're teaching her a lesson), tell bro3 she's a ho3, if bro3 can't handle you doing him a favor he's not a real man, elevate your life.

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    • Exodus_2pt0
      R3V Elite
      • Dec 2011
      • 5943

      #317
      Originally posted by slaterd
      That's what I'm wondering ha. She just texted him, and said to bring me too. Gross. I think I just lost all respect for this bitch. Cheating whore and wants a 3 way with 2 guys? Fuck dude, dats nasty and not in a good way.
      You need to let this guy know whats up before he gets the super aids.
      No E30 Club
      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
      Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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      • slaterd
        E30 Mastermind
        • Jul 2011
        • 1731

        #318
        Guys, I have a girlfriend who's pretty tight with this girl. So me banging her is out of the question.
        Texting him right now
        Originally posted by Wh33lhop
        This is r3v. Check your vaginal sand at the door.

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        • beanerguitarist
          E30 Addict
          • Jan 2011
          • 526

          #319
          o you know it ;)
          Originally Posted by slammin.e28guy
          Girls can be "friends"?

          I always thought they were just like my car. I get one I like and hold onto it for a while. Starts breaking and shit....flip it.

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          • Exodus_2pt0
            R3V Elite
            • Dec 2011
            • 5943

            #320
            Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 18 (11 members and 7 guests)
            Exodus_2pt0, beanerguitarist, bmwmech1, borgey, Brilliantrot 318is, dnick, j0oftheworld, kickinindian, marshtgrade, R3Z3N, slaterd
            Oh shit! 7 Guests, wonder whose girlfriends are reading this. They are watching....
            No E30 Club
            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
            Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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            • beanerguitarist
              E30 Addict
              • Jan 2011
              • 526

              #321
              Originally posted by j0oftheworld
              Bb4H's.. bang her dirty (you're teaching her a lesson), tell bro3 she's a ho3, if bro3 can't handle you doing him a favor he's not a real man, elevate your life.
              im dying
              Originally Posted by slammin.e28guy
              Girls can be "friends"?

              I always thought they were just like my car. I get one I like and hold onto it for a while. Starts breaking and shit....flip it.

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              • slaterd
                E30 Mastermind
                • Jul 2011
                • 1731

                #322
                Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0
                Oh shit! 7 Guests, wonder whose girlfriends are reading this. They are watching....
                uhhhhhhh....so paranoia just hit
                Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                This is r3v. Check your vaginal sand at the door.

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                • bmwmech1
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1075

                  #323
                  Originally posted by slaterd
                  That's what I'm wondering ha. She just texted him, and said to bring me too. Gross. I think I just lost all respect for this bitch. Cheating whore and wants a 3 way with 2 guys? Fuck dude, dats nasty and not in a good way.
                  What if this chick is playing both you and your friend... to see if you guys would actually show up and then tell your third friend that you guys were trying to get with her... chicks can be conniving like that. Then again, maybe she just likes the dick... no matter who it belongs to... who knows, but I say your first instinct of "no way" is the right one.

                  Garey


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                  • slaterd
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 1731

                    #324
                    I thought of that too.
                    She just said she's getting off early. So gonna send my buddy to go to her house to see if she's legit or setting us up. Stay tuned fellas.:p
                    Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                    This is r3v. Check your vaginal sand at the door.

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                    • beanerguitarist
                      E30 Addict
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 526

                      #325
                      sub'd i wanna see how this turns out... im bored as shit at work right now
                      Originally Posted by slammin.e28guy
                      Girls can be "friends"?

                      I always thought they were just like my car. I get one I like and hold onto it for a while. Starts breaking and shit....flip it.

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                      • rodsfromday
                        Noobie
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 35

                        #326
                        Originally posted by Vince30
                        No, Taryn is my gf, like my post in the page before. Or as in "Taryn it up".
                        Is she south African?

                        Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 2

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                        • slaterd
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 1731

                          #327
                          Well...turns out she was legit, and so was my friend. He's banging her as I'm typing this. So IDK what to fucking do.
                          I think I learnt something today.
                          THIS METHOD WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
                          Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                          This is r3v. Check your vaginal sand at the door.

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                          • m73m95
                            Grease Monkey
                            • May 2011
                            • 319

                            #328
                            Tell him to take some fucking pics!

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                            • beanerguitarist
                              E30 Addict
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 526

                              #329
                              Fuck yes! Well played sir
                              Originally Posted by slammin.e28guy
                              Girls can be "friends"?

                              I always thought they were just like my car. I get one I like and hold onto it for a while. Starts breaking and shit....flip it.

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                              • beanerguitarist
                                E30 Addict
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 526

                                #330
                                Originally posted by m73m95
                                Tell him to take some fucking pics!
                                yea or it didnt happen
                                Originally Posted by slammin.e28guy
                                Girls can be "friends"?

                                I always thought they were just like my car. I get one I like and hold onto it for a while. Starts breaking and shit....flip it.

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