Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[jflip2002]

Thats so stupid.... but funny lol.

[Joey Link]

on a side note...

getting wasted yesterday with Joey Link and Ken Copperwheat, they grab my phone and text every single girl in it 'Wanna party? I'm dtf.' Got a few hits :)

Then they start making calls.

fml.

This was awesome ^

[OrganicMechanic]

[CorvallisBMW]

on a side note...

getting wasted yesterday with Joey Link and Ken Copperwheat, they grab my phone and text every single girl in it 'Wanna party? I'm dtf.' Got a few hits :)

Then they start making calls.

fml.

[DatUtahGuy]

Maybe shed get turned on by a younger guy wanting to hit it, and actually let you. If not, it'll at least be entertaining. Win/win if you ask me.

or my buddy might be like WTF DAWG! YO I RACE YA WITH MY 370Z FOR PINKS BITCH!!



I should totally do eeet

[RainMan]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: (New boyfriend calls)
Me: (Lots of laughing)

Fuck.

[emoshun]

I love how when bitches get confused/frustrated they just say, "I can't deal with this right now."

As if that exempts them from life's misery!

Good post!

[CAOSyAMOR]

[Alkasquawlik]

Im outgoing, easy to get along with, and party a ton.
Yeah, most people think so. Some people dont. Whatevs yaknow

I'm sure you are.
I just like giving you shit.

[scabzzzz]

You seem like a super cool guy

Im outgoing, easy to get along with, and party a ton.
Yeah, most people think so. Some people dont. Whatevs yaknow

[jflip2002]

You seem like a super cool guy

A real waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles magnet.

[Alkasquawlik]

Oh god
I could rewrite this thread. Just about every girl in my phone would probably yield a funny response, or just say "Ok. When"

You seem like a super cool guy

[jflip2002]

lol at this thread

I should try that with my friend's mom, she is a milf but cool as fuck :D

Maybe shed get turned on by a younger guy wanting to hit it, and actually let you. If not, it'll at least be entertaining. Win/win if you ask me.

[scabzzzz]

Oh god
I could rewrite this thread. Just about every girl in my phone would probably yield a funny response, or just say "Ok. When"

[Alkasquawlik]

lol at this thread

I should try that with my friend's mom, she is a milf but cool as fuck :D

do et