I have a f@#*#n' Cow, man!

[Farbin Kaiber]

Are you gonna have to artificially inseminate it ala Johnny Knoxville

Neighbor will bring his bull over to stud her in the future. She was just freshened, so I should be getting milk for a while here.

welcome to country living farbin nice to see you are adjusting well. much better life style IMO

I are. Learning how to pen pigs, figuring how much feed to stock in, looking at plows and trucks. I'll admit I have more than my fair share of distractions to keep city life at the farthest reaches of my daily cares. Oh, and living a mile higher in elevation than you've spent your entire life puts the respiratory system in full workout mode.

[mrsleeve]

welcome to country living farbin nice to see you are adjusting well. much better life style IMO

[Alkasquawlik]

Are you gonna have to artificially inseminate it ala Johnny Knoxville

[Farbin Kaiber]

Because the calf will be named Forrest, and secondly, Duh!

[Alkasquawlik]

Why Jenny?

[Farbin Kaiber]

Jenny.

[Alkasquawlik]

Wow. I just found that watching ones woman yank 2 gal. of milk out of an animal the size of a SMART car surprisingly sexy.

that's fucking gross.

what's the cow's name? helga?

[Farbin Kaiber]

Wow. I just found that watching ones woman yank 2 gal. of milk out of an animal the size of a SMART car surprisingly sexy.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Because I really own said cow.

[xLibelle]

and why hasnt the ban stick been swung on this one yet?

[e30slut]

lol farbin you are cracking me up...

Oh and are we gonna meet or what? I'm damn near dying from anxiety...

Oh and just to clarify, your title means you have a cow or a fuckin' cow like, a cow to fuck...? I mean cuz if its a cow to fuck thats just gross man, eeeeewwwww, man thats nasty man. Who-who would wanna do that man , nasty...

[Farbin Kaiber]

By hand.

I'm making farmer's cheese rite meow...

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Home-Made-Farmers-Cheese/Detail.aspx

I made butter last night for the pot roast I made. Well for the bread from the farmers market. Did I mention this kind of food is much better than burgers and fries?

[snitzer]

dude... you can be making a serious amount of cheese and butter.....

good lookin girl .... are you milkin by hand or machine?

[ACMF74]

I just made butter.

And ate a bunch of local raised steak, and, eggs from my backyard.

This time next month I may be baking bread.

Fuck California. That is all.

thats the best

[John Rocker]

i likes philly cheesesteak. those are good.