I have a f@#*#n' Cow, man!

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  • joshh
    R3V OG
    • Aug 2004
    • 6195

    #61
    Milk it for everything it's worth...oh wait...
    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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    • Farbin Kaiber
      Lil' Puppet
      • Jul 2007
      • 29502

      #62
      I just made butter.

      And ate a bunch of local raised steak, and, eggs from my backyard.

      This time next month I may be baking bread.

      Fuck California. That is all.

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      • John Rocker
        Banned
        • Aug 2009
        • 100

        #63
        i likes philly cheesesteak. those are good.

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        • ACMF74
          E30 Fanatic
          • Nov 2005
          • 1245

          #64
          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
          I just made butter.

          And ate a bunch of local raised steak, and, eggs from my backyard.

          This time next month I may be baking bread.

          Fuck California. That is all.

          thats the best

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          • snitzer
            Advanced Member
            • Jul 2008
            • 137

            #65
            dude... you can be making a serious amount of cheese and butter.....

            good lookin girl .... are you milkin by hand or machine?

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            • Farbin Kaiber
              Lil' Puppet
              • Jul 2007
              • 29502

              #66
              By hand.

              I'm making farmer's cheese rite meow...



              I made butter last night for the pot roast I made. Well for the bread from the farmers market. Did I mention this kind of food is much better than burgers and fries?

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              • e30slut
                Banned
                • May 2008
                • 793

                #67
                lol farbin you are cracking me up...

                Oh and are we gonna meet or what? I'm damn near dying from anxiety...

                Oh and just to clarify, your title means you have a cow or a fuckin' cow like, a cow to fuck...? I mean cuz if its a cow to fuck thats just gross man, eeeeewwwww, man thats nasty man. Who-who would wanna do that man , nasty...

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                • xLibelle
                  R3VLimited
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 2673

                  #68
                  and why hasnt the ban stick been swung on this one yet?

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                  • Farbin Kaiber
                    Lil' Puppet
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 29502

                    #69
                    Because I really own said cow.

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                    • Farbin Kaiber
                      Lil' Puppet
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 29502

                      #70
                      Wow. I just found that watching ones woman yank 2 gal. of milk out of an animal the size of a SMART car surprisingly sexy.

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                      • Alkasquawlik
                        R3V Elite
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 4557

                        #71
                        Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                        Wow. I just found that watching ones woman yank 2 gal. of milk out of an animal the size of a SMART car surprisingly sexy.
                        that's fucking gross.

                        what's the cow's name? helga?

                        SC*AR

                        Originally posted by JamesE30
                        And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                        • Farbin Kaiber
                          Lil' Puppet
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 29502

                          #72
                          Jenny.

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                          • Alkasquawlik
                            R3V Elite
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 4557

                            #73
                            Why Jenny?

                            SC*AR

                            Originally posted by JamesE30
                            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                            • Farbin Kaiber
                              Lil' Puppet
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 29502

                              #74
                              Because the calf will be named Forrest, and secondly, Duh!

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                              • Alkasquawlik
                                R3V Elite
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 4557

                                #75
                                Are you gonna have to artificially inseminate it ala Johnny Knoxville

                                SC*AR

                                Originally posted by JamesE30
                                And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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