More retarded crap to do on the internet

[imsotyerred]

1. Bob 2005 up, 412 down
Battery Operated Boyfriend as in a vibrator

I had a talk with Bob last night.

2. Bob 1555 up, 272 down
The first name that comes to mind when people are trying to think of names.

"Hey! What should name our son, honey?"
"How about Bob, dear?"

3. BOB 884 up, 217 down
1)A name used to personify an imaginary person, usually made up on the spur of the moment.

2)A builder who can fix it.

3)Short for Robert

1)Better watch out... I'll call Bob on you!

2)Bob the Builder - Can we fix it? Bob the Builder - YES WE CAN!

3)Hey, have you met my friend Bob?

I don't really know how to feel about this...I do like to build things and tinker around but, if Urbandictionary.com says I'm imaginary, I must be imaginary.

[Ral]

doesn't work so well with unusual names...

Raleigh

1. raleigh 87 up, 27 down

(2007) population: 367,995=Cultural center, andCapital city of North Carolina in Wake County. Home to many research firms due to it's proximity to Research Triangle Park. Home to Singer Clay Aiken, Rappers, Petey Pablo, Small World(of DTP) and Brolic D of DTP. Home Of NC state University, Shaw, Meredith, and Saint Augustines colleges.
let's go chill in raleigh
let's go, there are some fine women there

2. raleigh 74 up, 253 down

a boring little town full of suburbs. dont go there. go somewhere more dangerous like durham or winston salem. you might actually stay awake there. raleigh is full of preps too. people dont like white trash, but id rather be with a whole bunch of beer chuggin mullet wearers than the ibm engineer folks who flooded this town anyday. the white trash here is pretty open minded actually and fun. FUN!
bill: hey lets stop here in raleigh and get something to eat.
bob: or we could stop in smithfield and eat barbecue.
bill: sounds good to me.

[nfshot]

1 Chris


A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, "I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes."
2 Chris


The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
"Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!"



3 Chris
The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.

He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.

He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
Chris, you amaze me.

[Justin B]

Justin 3510 up, 1360 down
Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.
1:Hey, honey
2:Hey
1:I bought you some flowers
2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!

justin 2803 up, 1328 down
a ridiculously huge cock
he's hung like justin

justin 1854 up, 843 down
1. an awesome dude who could take over the world
2.genious
3.has tons of friends
person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends

person 2: You're a real justin



Yah.... thats right bitches. lol

[Rede30eS]

ahem.
Name is ben

1615 up, 601 down

a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"

and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley

ben is the best i have ever had

2. 1522 up, 584 down

One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.
Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.

:pimp:

[ldsbeaker]

doesn't work so well with unusual names...

...or job titles.

Everyone calls me Gunny.

Best of:

2. A nickname for a senior ranking non-commissioned officer in the United States Marine Corps with the pay-grade of E7 and the rank of Gunnery Sergeant. This nickname's usage, often used as a term of respect, is determined by the GySgt.

4. Gunnery Sergeant in the Marine Corps. Usually the boss of the Marines that are associated with him/her.
"Gunny Hipe is gonna chew my ass for being late!"

6. a word used to describe someone who is tired and is unable to hit the "f" key... and lazily hits the "g" key instead. means "tiredly funny

10. Another word for a mindless tart who bumbles through the world not knowing who or what he is. One who maliciously seeks to destroy trust barriers. A person who continually redefines the word stupid.
"woah did you get a load of the gunny, man am I glad that I actualy have a brain"

13. Slang for Marijuana.
"Pass me the gunny. I'm finna toss together a sklaff"

really?

[shiboujin]

Yoshi
Best fruit-eating, baby-carrying, shoe-wearing dinosaur ever. Comes in a variety of colors including the standard green, blue, red, yellow, and coming soon, hot pink and electric blue.

[Julien]

1. julien 93 up, 38 down love it hate it

a hot good looking dogg with alotta hoes
daayyummmm now dats a julien

[crunk3]

Ryan

A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.

LOL

[E30SPDFRK]

Byron

1.

The leetest mother****** on the planet. he ownz all. better rekanize
"omg, why is byron so tight and awesome and sexy and handsome and smart and everything i could ask for?" says a hot chick

2.

synonym used to describe those who are better than everyone else around them.
you think you're better than everyone else, but you're not... because i'm byron!

3.

cool,funny,handsome,& caring guy who is also GREAT in bed and has some sexy ass lips.
"Wow that guy last nite gave me the RIDE of my life so you know of course his name is Byron"

[ieatpeople]

Austin
buy austin mugs, tshirts and magnetsnoun; adjective; verb.
noun: a very handsome man; a very cute man; a fun loving guy; a genuine ladies man; a funny guy; a guy with many talents; a guy with an average but satisfying penis; a guy who can, even when your angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an asshole sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser;

adjective: being funny; being sweet; being straight; not being able to jump high; being stupid; being charming;

verb: running fast; masturbating slow; jumping low; sweet talking; telling jokes; acting like an ass; eating; pooping; having sex;
"God, Austin you were so good in bed last night!"

"Yeah he was really austin to me."

[yberther]

i see your r3v, and raise you fuh raze
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuh+raze

the quote at the bottom was fucking awesome.

[e30frosh]

1. Aaron

In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.
That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.
mac daddy pimp hustler the shit the king


2. Aaron

The name that really means "My parents were too lazy to look past the first name in the book"... or, just a really cool guy in general. Best name ever.
Aaron: Hey, my parents were too lazy to actually look past the first name in the book"

:rofl:

[emoshun]

1. Jimmy
Another word for dick (often confused with jimmy-hat meanin condom)
i slippedd my jimmy in her waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.


2. Jimmy
A highly attractivee person. Someone who is caring, loving and will always be there for you.
any girl would be lucky to be dating a jimmy. also very sexy and erotic.
You'll easily fall in love with his personality.
"I wish i could find myself a jimmy, because all other guys are jerks"
amzing sexy hot loving caring sweet sensitive


3. Jimmy
The man Stephen Colbert calls upon during his show when he wants a video or picture shown.
Stephen Colbert: "JIMMY! Roll the footage!"

[e30guydownunder]

1 Chris

A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, "I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes."

2 Chris

The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
"Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!"

3 Chris
The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.

He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.

He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
Chris, you amaze me.

Straight up...I'm always ready for a party!