Any one here ever been to jail?

[snitzer]

the first guy to start any shit with you....hurt them.... that will set the tone for the rest of your visit.... it doesn't matter if he wins or not just make sure he gets hurt... gouge an eye ...bust his nuts ...bite a finger off ...whatever.... lets everybody know they'll pay a price for messing with you.

that said ...don't start any shit and don't try to be the life of the party. with any luck you'll get tossed in the hole for your stretch and you can work on your yoga and out of body travel exercises...and won't have to hang with the regulars'

have a great time!

[Farbin Kaiber]

Our justice system sucks. You know, there are over two million Americans behind bars. That's a little larger than the population of Houston. Every year, there are enough children born in prison to fill 250 Little League teams and enough people are raped in prison to fill a stadium more than three times. Can you picture that? Three stadiums full of people raping each other? I know I can.

[thornado327i]

Can you picture that? Three stadiums full of people raping each other? I know I can.

What exactly is that thing you're smoking on your sig??

[Fidhle007]

You sir above me are the tool. I've been in the holding cell for a few hours and I actually get to keep my license. It was a solo vehicle collision and it was barely a chase. The officer made many mistakes and I got off with less than what they were charging me. It's definitely not as bad as it seems. I made that one mistake and got caught for it, it's not like i was out street racing like some of you clowns love to do or drift to avoid oncoming traffic.

But seriously, no one has a good story or two? My story isn't that cool. Stupid at most, and I already know that.

I'm so glad you don't drive on my roads. They should have nailed you to a fucking pole for running. Seriously, try riding a bicycle until you're about 24 and then we can reassess...

[Fidhle007]

Our justice system sucks. You know, there are over two million Americans behind bars. That's a little larger than the population of Houston. Every year, there are enough children born in prison to fill 250 Little League teams and enough people are raped in prison to fill a stadium more than three times. Can you picture that? Three stadiums full of people raping each other? I know I can.

I <3 you.

[thornado327i]

I'm so glad you don't drive on my roads. They should have nailed you to a fucking pole for running. Seriously, try riding a bicycle until you're about 24 and then we can reassess...

He can get re-ass-essed much sooner if he keeps it up

[Fidhle007]

I'd rather just shoot him but I got in trouble for pointing my guns at unsafe drivers once so I try to keep that to a minimum.

[der affe]

2 cans of coke in a pillow case make a good weapon, so does soap in a sock. swing it like a bat and aim for the head.

[Atreus]

+4 on soap socks, or soap t-shirts.

do work son, don't let them take your butt.

[Fusion]

Watch all seasons of Prison Break before you go :D

I've been to pre-trial detetion (24 hours I think it was) and some other small crap, mostly alcohol related (without a car).

[blocke]

Start watching "Lockup:Raw" until they bring you in.
-Stay away from 300 LB dudes named "Tiny"
-Stay away from 110 LB "chicks" named "Cookie"

[phreshkid]

^Check and check. Fidhle your an internet stud you know that? You're internet muscles are so huge that I think my screen is about to pop from all your e-flexing.

[mitch500]

i shot a man, spent 7 years in the pen. not fun.

[BenM]

Our justice system sucks. You know, there are over two million Americans behind bars. That's a little larger than the population of Houston. Every year, there are enough children born in prison to fill 250 Little League teams and enough people are raped in prison to fill a stadium more than three times. Can you picture that? Three stadiums full of people raping each other? I know I can.

That's sig quoting material right there.

[xwill112x]

i shot a man, spent 7 years in the pen. not fun.

full story or gtfo:hitler: