Any one here ever been to jail?

[Fidhle007]

Fleshlight?

Seriously kid, you put yours, the officer's and anyone else within 500 yards life in danger. What you did was fucking stupid and I'm really glad you'll be in prison for a little while, although I'm not sure Juvi really counts anymore...

When I was your age I got lasered doing 97 in a 55 (coming down from 130+.) I pulled over immediately and was as polite and straightforward as I could be and was allowed to DRIVE AWAY. I had to appear in court so I dressed well, acted courteously and was let off with a basic speeding ticket (20 over or so.) I paid the $150 fine and never looked back. I did something dumb but I was smart about how I handled the aftermath and I'm still an anal virgin with no criminal record. You? You're fucked.

[phreshkid]

Someone has to pay the price of ignorance and age appropriate decisions. Might as well be me. And no Farbin, no truck driving tools in my history of inventions, if I even had one.

[Farbin Kaiber]

So what is it?


It would be ironic if it was an anal chastity belt.

[phreshkid]

Yeah that would be pretty ironic since you bought one when you were 18, remember? Did you ever get that bad boy off?

[Alkasquawlik]

Who wouldn't want an anal chastity belt?

I'm sure you'll be wishing you had one when you drop the soap in the shower and Bubba is leering at you.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Nope, this thing never comes off. Let's hope once you are in that the boys won't be able to fashion a pick out of a comb and a piece of bedsheet.

[phreshkid]

Ha if you're dad couldn't do it, how do you expect convicts to do it? Surely they can't be smarter than your dad?

[Farbin Kaiber]

He is my uncle.

[phreshkid]

Uncles like yours are a terrible thing.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Yeah, but at least they give you a hug afterward. You are not even gonna have an offer of a reacharound.

[dvs909]

jail isnt bad, just boring, you'll be fine. enjoy listening to everyones stupid stories.

[AbsorbantNut]

is this guy gone yet? And who posts on r3v when they are about to go to jail

[phreshkid]

I post on r3v good sir. And Farbin, that's weird that you mention me not having to ask for a reach around because, last I recall, your uncle doesn't have to ask you either? Am I right?

[Farbin Kaiber]

No, he knows to get it done.

[Eecen]

You two are cute.