Develop a sudden and severe case of turrets.
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Just stop showing up for work.Comment
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Shit on Debora's desk
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i took a shit on the GM's desk chair at the Dodge dealer, but that was after they fired me.
i felt vindicated though, did the deed on sat morning so it got to stew all weekend.
my friends who worked there still said the smell was pretty bad!
filibertos power!seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen
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Pull out a bottle of Jack Daniels and some mixers, start making people drinks and proceed to get drunk at work even if no one else drinks. Light up a cigar in the office, to celebrate your getting fired party!
Just make sure you don't try to molest any female co-workers and get your self a sexual harassment suit, and get a ride home to avoid any trouble with the law.
Make sure everyone at the job knows the stress drove you to alcohol dependency!
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a case of gun turrets all over the office would definitely get you fired.AWD > RWDComment
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Remember the movie van wilder with the eclairs?
DO IT
Sold.......again.Comment
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ibtbossfiresyouwithoutanypayorbenifitsandkicksyoui ntheballssigpicComment
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Walk into the boss' office, piss him off until he calls security, then beat the shit out of yourself. Right as security walks in say, "please don't hit me again."
It will work, trust me. I've seen it.-tim
-Coining hip terms since 10/9/03Originally posted by JordanComment
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Commit suicide on the clock."We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."Comment
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Not before opening a $500,000 life insurance policy with me as your beneficiary.Originally posted by Turf1600 View PostComment
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Grease up 2 pigs, write a #1 on one of them, and a #3 on the other. Let them loose in the office. They will have a hell of a time catching them, and will be looking for #2 for quite some time.Comment
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