Develop a sudden and severe case of turrets.
Tryin to get fired...any tips?
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Just stop showing up for work.Comment
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i took a shit on the GM's desk chair at the Dodge dealer, but that was after they fired me.
i felt vindicated though, did the deed on sat morning so it got to stew all weekend.
my friends who worked there still said the smell was pretty bad!
filibertos power!seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen
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Pull out a bottle of Jack Daniels and some mixers, start making people drinks and proceed to get drunk at work even if no one else drinks. Light up a cigar in the office, to celebrate your getting fired party!
Just make sure you don't try to molest any female co-workers and get your self a sexual harassment suit, and get a ride home to avoid any trouble with the law.
Make sure everyone at the job knows the stress drove you to alcohol dependency!Comment
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Tourette.
Lol.
You are my hero.Comment
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Walk into the boss' office, piss him off until he calls security, then beat the shit out of yourself. Right as security walks in say, "please don't hit me again."
It will work, trust me. I've seen it.-tim
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WTB: e30 in So Cal
Originally posted by downernspSee I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.Comment
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Grease up 2 pigs, write a #1 on one of them, and a #3 on the other. Let them loose in the office. They will have a hell of a time catching them, and will be looking for #2 for quite some time.Comment
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