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  • gtdragon980
    E30 Mastermind
    • Jun 2008
    • 1808

    #616
    Originally posted by Todd Black 88
    Hell no.
    It's the apocalypse for crying out loud. They shower what.....once every two weeks? Having a go at that would be like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.
    The imagery this statement put in my head was probably the worst my mind has come up with. Jesus fuck.

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    Originally posted by scabzzzz
    I stand up, pull my dick out, and asked my gf to give me some noggin... Well, she starts laughing at me and I freaked out and ran off and locked myself in a bedroom.
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    • franco90
      No R3VLimiter
      • Nov 2006
      • 3185

      #617

      I've always been proud of being a Marine.
      I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
      "Supersquad"

      ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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      • E30 331is
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Sep 2011
        • 1166

        #618
        ^ Wish I didn't watch that. It killed it for me knowing their real non acting voices/accents.

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        • long tall eta
          E30 Mastermind
          • Jul 2010
          • 1536

          #619
          Originally posted by gtdragon980
          The imagery this statement put in my head was probably the worst my mind has come up with. Jesus fuck.
          i don't know, i kinda like grilled cheese, esspecially with warm tomato soup. mmmmm
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          • Todd Black 88
            No R3VLimiter
            • Oct 2007
            • 3449

            #620
            Gotta get your redwings some day!
            Amirite!!
            Lol
            Originally posted by codyep3
            I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
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            • long tall eta
              E30 Mastermind
              • Jul 2010
              • 1536

              #621
              Originally posted by Todd Black 88
              Gotta get your redwings some day!
              Amirite!!
              Lol
              ooooh yeaaaaa
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              • Exodus_2pt0
                R3V Elite
                • Dec 2011
                • 5943

                #622
                Originally posted by Todd Black 88
                Gotta get your redwings some day!
                Amirite!!
                Lol
                Originally posted by long tall eta
                ooooh yeaaaaa
                Got tricked into mine once... Not cool when you look down and get the feeling you just killed a small animal with your penis.

                Totally ruined it for me.
                No E30 Club
                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                • long tall eta
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 1536

                  #623
                  Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0
                  Got tricked into mine once... Not cool when you look down and get the feeling you just killed a small animal with your penis.

                  Totally ruined it for me.
                  mine was better than that, i looked like the joker.
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                  • travish325
                    Banned
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 1151

                    #624
                    Originally posted by gtdragon980
                    The imagery this statement put in my head was probably the worst my mind has come up with. Jesus fuck.

                    kinda puked up my mac and cheese when I read that

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                    • DTM190
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 1107

                      #625
                      Originally posted by Todd Black 88
                      Having a go at that would be like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.
                      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                      Originally posted by der affe
                      first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                      if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                      • DatUtahGuy
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 3146

                        #626
                        Hmm.... no.
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                        • Todd Black 88
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 3449

                          #627
                          Having withdrawl
                          Originally posted by codyep3
                          I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
                          2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
                          1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
                          1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
                          2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
                          2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
                          2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
                          2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
                          2010 F650gs twin
                          2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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                          • DTM190
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 1107

                            #628
                            Same, especially miss seeing my favourite GILF!!
                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                            Originally posted by der affe
                            first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                            if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                            • franco90
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 3185

                              #629
                              Originally posted by DTM190
                              Same, especially miss seeing my favourite GILF!!
                              Which one

                              I've always been proud of being a Marine.
                              I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
                              "Supersquad"

                              ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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                              • Wschnitz
                                R3V OG
                                • Dec 2011
                                • 8089

                                #630
                                Agh cant wait till february

                                anyone know where i can watch all the earlier seasons without paying 40$ a season? i find that kinda high
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