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  • diegom6
    R3V Elite
    • Oct 2003
    • 4447
    #106
    This thread made my day! lulz

    On the side note, just be sure, even when you are horny and drunk, don't even try to make the "clown kiss"....ever!! (no, not self experience:)).
    Euro M3'87 NogaroSilver/Euro E34 M5 '93/Porsche 993 TT 97' Euro/Porsche 993 Carrera 95' Euro/Skyline R33 GT-R

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      • bataangpinoy
        E30 Mastermind
        • Jul 2008
        • 1636
        #107
        oh my fuck my ex's pus used to taste metalic, she'd been using vagisil...

        no wonder why she was hesitant to lemme have a snack
        My feedback:
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        http://e30tech.com/forum/showthread.php?t=74911

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          • IRON-E
            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
            • Dec 2007
            • 16548
            #108
            If the bitch stinks down unda, recommend she uses a "douche" and cleanse that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, then run as fast as you can. :p
            @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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              • CleanAzzE30z
                R3V OG
                • Jan 2004
                • 11794
                #109
                Originally posted by IRON-E
                If the bitch stinks down unda, recommend she uses a "douche" and cleanse that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, then run as fast as you can. :p
                If the bitch is dating you, dont worry the "using a douche" part is covered by default.... HHEEEYYYYYOOOOO!! JK you set yourself up for that one, I couldnt help myself.


                Mariano


                2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                  • IRON-E
                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 16548
                    #110
                    Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z
                    If the bitch is dating you, dont worry the "using a douche" part is covered by default.... HHEEEYYYYYOOOOO!! JK you set yourself up for that one, I couldnt help myself.


                    Mariano
                    Boludo!..:rofl: I did set myself up on that one.
                    @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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                      • diegom6
                        R3V Elite
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 4447
                        #111
                        What is "douche " part thing?
                        Euro M3'87 NogaroSilver/Euro E34 M5 '93/Porsche 993 TT 97' Euro/Porsche 993 Carrera 95' Euro/Skyline R33 GT-R

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                          • DTM190
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 1107
                            #112
                            Douche - Wikipedia
                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche
                            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                            Originally posted by der affe
                            first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                            if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                              • LJ851
                                R3V OG
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 7918
                                #113
                                Originally posted by diegom6
                                What is "douche " part thing?


                                Look in the mirror.
                                Lorin


                                Originally posted by slammin.e28
                                The M30 is God's engine.

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                                  • whysimon
                                    Mod Crazy
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 659
                                    #114
                                    Zing!!!!!

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                                      • thebutcher37
                                        R3VLimited
                                        • Aug 2008
                                        • 2877
                                        #115
                                        Posting in epic thread....

                                        I could quote something from every page funny!


                                        jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar.
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                                          • e30boarder
                                            Member
                                            • Jul 2010
                                            • 41
                                            #116
                                            some from-unda-cheese...

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                                              • KirkerBezerker
                                                E30 Addict
                                                • Aug 2010
                                                • 441
                                                #117
                                                The first box I ever ate was HORRIBLE. Chick was a soccer player at my school and after a pint of vodka she was ready to be taken to some base that wasn't home base.

                                                The smell punched me the mouth before her unmaintained bush began to wire brush my teeth. Nevertheless I ate the jawn like there was no tomorrow and in return received a solid 30 seconds of head. 9th grade WIN!

                                                Her older sister was HEATED. She was pissed because I made her sister "do that to me". For what I had to do for 30 secs of head I should've been getting 30 mins of anal in her parents bed while she rolled my swishers for me. smh

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                                                  • mrsleeve
                                                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                    • 16385
                                                    #118
                                                    Originally posted by KirkerBezerker
                                                    .

                                                    The smell punched me the mouth before her unmaintained bush began to wire brush my teeth. Nevertheless I ate the jawn like there was no tomorrow and in return received a solid 30 seconds of head. 9th grade WIN!


                                                    Dude I think you have that confused with a married WIN. All though normally minus the pungent aroma.
                                                    Originally posted by Fusion
                                                    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                                    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                                    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                                    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                                    William Pitt-

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                                                      • Holland
                                                        R3V OG
                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                        • 7176
                                                        #119
                                                        This thread creeps me out, now I will be too worried to ever sleep with a girl.
                                                        1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                                                        Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                                                        You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                                                          • mrsleeve
                                                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 16385
                                                            #120
                                                            Its biology man nothing to fear, in 99% of cases. Just have to beware of that 1% and you will know it when you find it, if you ever do
                                                            Originally posted by Fusion
                                                            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                                            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                                            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                                            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                                            William Pitt-

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