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  • Deltron Dirty30
    R3VLimited
    • Apr 2010
    • 2436

    #76
    Originally posted by Adrian_Visser
    I'm thinking Arby's

    Originally posted by HarryPotter
    not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
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    • jrhaile
      Mod Crazy
      • Oct 2005
      • 744

      #77
      I've always found that the weird and smelly are also the best feeling. Weird.

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      • merrrr
        Wrencher
        • Jun 2010
        • 296

        #78
        Originally posted by Mike325
        Ya, if she won't taste her own brand, then its no go.
        lmfao

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        • Dj Buttchug
          R3V OG
          • Jun 2010
          • 7621

          #79
          Originally posted by jrhaile
          I've always found that the weird and smelly are also the best feeling. Weird.
          the fuck kinda poon tang you consuming in WA....???

          Turbo M42 Build Thread :Here
          Ig:ryno_pzk
          I like the tuna here.
          Originally posted by lambo
          Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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          • Joe G
            R3VLimited
            • Apr 2010
            • 2942

            #80
            ^ sounds like he is putting it in the pooper.


            Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

            Originally posted by lambo
            Sounds like you need a massage.
            Originally posted by kpeng
            Who the hell is Vlad?

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            • be34st
              E30 Fanatic
              • Mar 2010
              • 1277

              #81
              Originally posted by jrhaile
              I've always found that the weird and smelly are also the best feeling. Weird.
              Are you saying the special blend of box juice marinade tenderizes the meats?

              Stay away from all boxes that are weird and smelly. Thats just terrible.

              07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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              • expressfish
                E30 Addict
                • May 2008
                • 526

                #82
                they all smell / taste different in my own exp. I used to bone this gal that always smelt good (and tasted) even after she finished mowing the yard, haha maybe it was just crazy wild lust idk lol
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                • Farbin Kaiber
                  Lil' Puppet
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 29502

                  #83
                  ^ Don't you mean the ONLY girl you encountered? I thought you didn't like sluts.

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                  • emoshun
                    Mod Crazy
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 781

                    #84
                    Originally posted by Optimator
                    It effused the scent of putrefying crab flesh, baking in the unrelenting sun of a July afternoon.
                    Best evar!


                    WTB: e30 in So Cal

                    Originally posted by downernsp
                    See I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.

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                    • MikeDE
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 1873

                      #85
                      Originally posted by Optimator
                      when I sneeze it smells like gravy. Fuck my life.

                      ^lol
                      -03/2005 E46 330D Touring 6spd(204hp/410nM) Sapphire Black/Naturbraun Sport...300k KM & 35mpg(mixed)

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                      • QUKBMER
                        R3V OG
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 8178

                        #86
                        This has so much win ^^^^^^^^^
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                        garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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                        • be34st
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 1277

                          #87
                          Non-odorous box is preferred IMO. I've encountered a couple of those and found the experience to be quite pleasant. I have also been known to lose my sense of smell when I drink.

                          07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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                          • IminDiegoTriick
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 1564

                            #88



                            try putting some edibles inside next time you hit it ;)


                            Fast life fuck slow..Low life for life
                            Let the mix flow..Let the night flow
                            I'm so gone ✗ ♥ O

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                            • Mullet Bullet
                              E30 Modder
                              • May 2011
                              • 904

                              #89
                              wow i guess ive always lucked out because ive NEVER had a girl that didn't take care of that shit


                              Originally posted by nwvb bmw
                              That guy is going to lock you in his basement and make you ware a little pirate costume.

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                              • QUKBMER
                                R3V OG
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 8178

                                #90
                                I must admit,i have only come across that one time. I threw on a glove to be safe but, i did not have a lingua taco. :tsk:
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                                garage queen 91 bmw 325is / 1972 Chevy El Camino 355 sbc 450hp

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