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  • vicrossi
    Noobie
    • Jan 2010
    • 35

    #61
    What is that, a ball sac?

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    • DTM190
      E30 Enthusiast
      • Nov 2008
      • 1107

      #62
      Originally posted by Dj Buttchug

      however, if said flavorful cooter is paired with a fat sweaty heffer, well then end thread.
      fucking classic

      Originally posted by chadthestampede
      Proper etiquette calls for pairing it with mashed potatoes and a robust brown ale.
      tears

      Originally posted by ForcedFirebird
      Smalls like cologne, leave it alone, smalls like fish, sure is a dish.
      Fish, i have never got the whole fish thing, if i came across one that seriously did smell of fish (fucking gagging) i would consider jumping the fence - momentarily

      Originally posted by !kid
      have you guys ever run into...

      it taste better than it smells

      or

      smells better than it taste?
      lol, of course

      Originally posted by Massimo
      LOL this could be taken as a cooking thread.
      Too many cooks spoil the broth lol

      Originally posted by HarryPotter
      right... cause if a girl said your cums fucking nasty and stuck her cum covered fingers in your mouth you'd just gobble it up right? Why should a girl be forced to taste her own vag juices, that's kinda fucked up.
      Come on, I would say from my experience 75% OR MORE LOVE THAT SHIT!!

      Originally posted by Dj Buttchug
      the problem is that its not suppose to smell or taste like beef stew.
      more gold

      Originally posted by chadthestampede
      I'm having trouble figuring out the exact taste. Were there chunks?

      If it was a r3v member, who would it be?

      Blunt - Piquant aged delicatessen
      FredK - Mildly spicy Asian wok-fried w/ gravy
      Danny - Sweaty gym shorts bro-burger w/ gravy
      Hick - Down home cracker barrel w/ gravy
      mrsleeve - Montana bbq w/ gravy
      Farbin - Fries, goat cheese, eggs and gravy
      der affe - Sweaty shaft. With gravy.
      That is the best by far, I could not breathe for a bit i was laughing so hard.

      I was once warned about a snatch that smelled really really bad, like if you get below the breasts you could smell the most dank putrid thick stench that stained your nasal hairs.
      As you do, I still had a crack and he was right, more than an inch below the breast and look the fuck out!

      Sad bit was/is she is a superstar, super hot and a magnificent set of perky titties.

      So I still fucked her but no way my mouth was going near that stench trench
      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


      Originally posted by der affe
      first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

      if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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      • e30loverSC
        E30 Addict
        • Jun 2009
        • 575

        #63
        hahaha A toast for you guys.... Heres to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels, all the water between heaven and hell will never wash away that fishy smell.... uh uh uh uhhhh DONT fuck her brains out!!

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        • long tall eta
          E30 Mastermind
          • Jul 2010
          • 1536

          #64
          this thread makes me wana start a ( how i earned my red wings thread )
          sigpic

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          • JTapper
            E30 Modder
            • Sep 2009
            • 847

            #65
            Originally posted by long tall eta
            this thread makes me wana start a ( how i earned my red wings thread )


            /thread
            sigpic
            Turbo Cabrio project: http://eurowerks.org/showthread.php?t=19677

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            • DTM190
              E30 Enthusiast
              • Nov 2008
              • 1107

              #66
              How about,

              "If it makes you frown, dont go down"
              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


              Originally posted by der affe
              first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

              if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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              • TexasTerp
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jan 2009
                • 3541

                #67
                My ocd wont let me near any loose curtains, it's gotta be clean, tidy and tight.

                I love going down as long as my ocd is ok with it!!
                stephenbrody.com

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                • Danny
                  Moderator
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 14217

                  #68
                  LOL sup

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                  • mtechnik
                    R3V OG
                    • May 2006
                    • 6156

                    #69
                    Originally posted by e30loverSC
                    Heres to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels, all the water between heaven and hell will never wash away that fishy smell.... uh uh uh uhhhh DONT fuck her brains out!!

                    HHAHAHAHAHAHHA. It totally came natural to read that in a Isaac Hayes voice!



                    -> Afficionados join the M-technic I club

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                    • slammin.e28
                      שמע ישראל
                      • May 2010
                      • 12054

                      #70
                      Ever had a girl you can't get enough of?
                      1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                      • mrsleeve
                        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 16385

                        #71
                        Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                        Ever had a girl you can't get enough of?
                        yup for the last 11 years and counting
                        Originally posted by Fusion
                        If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
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                        • zdes
                          Noobie
                          • May 2011
                          • 4

                          #72
                          That was her ass, not her puss.

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                          • be34st
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 1277

                            #73
                            Originally posted by mrsleeve
                            which finger test are you referring to ???

                            the one where you retrive a sample an taste or the one where she tastes the sample ???
                            Finger sniff test is first really. Only in the instance that said box passes the sniff test does the taste test occur. And of course you cant let her notice that you're doing this.

                            07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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                            • Joe G
                              R3VLimited
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 2942

                              #74
                              I'm dying right now. In for pics of hairy beef curtains drenched in gravy complete with flies.


                              Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                              Originally posted by lambo
                              Sounds like you need a massage.
                              Originally posted by kpeng
                              Who the hell is Vlad?

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                              • CabbE30
                                R3VLimited
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 2357

                                #75

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