What is that, a ball sac?
Weird tasting puss.
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Too many cooks spoil the broth lol
I'm having trouble figuring out the exact taste. Were there chunks?
If it was a r3v member, who would it be?
Blunt - Piquant aged delicatessen
FredK - Mildly spicy Asian wok-fried w/ gravy
Danny - Sweaty gym shorts bro-burger w/ gravy
Hick - Down home cracker barrel w/ gravy
mrsleeve - Montana bbq w/ gravy
Farbin - Fries, goat cheese, eggs and gravy
der affe - Sweaty shaft. With gravy.
I was once warned about a snatch that smelled really really bad, like if you get below the breasts you could smell the most dank putrid thick stench that stained your nasal hairs.
As you do, I still had a crack and he was right, more than an inch below the breast and look the fuck out!
Sad bit was/is she is a superstar, super hot and a magnificent set of perky titties.
So I still fucked her but no way my mouth was going near that stench trenchYour signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
Originally posted by der affefirst try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.
if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.Comment
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hahaha A toast for you guys.... Heres to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels, all the water between heaven and hell will never wash away that fishy smell.... uh uh uh uhhhh DONT fuck her brains out!!Comment
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How about,
"If it makes you frown, dont go down"Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
Originally posted by der affefirst try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.
if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.Comment
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My ocd wont let me near any loose curtains, it's gotta be clean, tidy and tight.
I love going down as long as my ocd is ok with it!!Comment
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HHAHAHAHAHAHHA. It totally came natural to read that in a Isaac Hayes voice!Comment
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Ever had a girl you can't get enough of?1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5Comment
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Originally posted by FusionIf a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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Finger sniff test is first really. Only in the instance that said box passes the sniff test does the taste test occur. And of course you cant let her notice that you're doing this.
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