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  • imsotyerred
    R3VLimited
    • Oct 2005
    • 2529

    #91
    Originally posted by IminDiegoTriick



    try putting some edibles inside next time you hit it ;)
    sugar + vag = needs Vagisil
    BRUTE

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    • Turd
      Advanced Member
      • Sep 2008
      • 185

      #92
      Fish tacos < spicy nacho's.

      That comparison doesn't make much sense,someone assimilate spicy nacho's to something sensual.

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      • be34st
        E30 Fanatic
        • Mar 2010
        • 1277

        #93
        Originally posted by Turd
        Fish tacos < spicy nacho's.

        That comparison doesn't make much sense,someone assimilate spicy nacho's to something sensual.
        Im trying but I keep getting grossed out.

        07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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        • RobertK
          Kicked cancer's ASS.
          • Jun 2005
          • 5864

          #94
          Yeah.. In the middle of my first drunken blow job I was sure to do the trusty finger test.

          Once I confirmed the scent of trout.. instead of getting the fuck out, I nutted in her mouth and passed out.

          Even when the cards are down never EVER waste a good bj opportunity.

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          • !kid
            E30 Fanatic
            • Mar 2009
            • 1362

            #95
            say no to Duck Butter!
            :borg:

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            • JTapper
              E30 Modder
              • Sep 2009
              • 847

              #96
              This thread makes me want to chow some box when I get home tomorrow night...
              sigpic
              Turbo Cabrio project: http://eurowerks.org/showthread.php?t=19677

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              • HiTheNameIsBJ
                E30 Enthusiast
                • Jan 2009
                • 1116

                #97
                I've only ran into one stinky puss in my life. It was in highschool, I had been talking to this girl for a little bit, went to her house and fingered her, realized it smelled like shit and ended up getting a dry half assed handjob. Thank god my mom came to pick me up. That very well might have been the last time we hungout. A few years later she popped back into my circle of friends, whom i had told about her kung fu grip hand job. They all called her gi joe, but she never caught on why.


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                • mamzak
                  E30 Modder
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 883

                  #98
                  It was quite difficult....but I finally managed to masturbate to this thread.
                  Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                  All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

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                  • IminDiegoTriick
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 1564

                    #99
                    Originally posted by mamzak
                    it was quite difficult....but i finally managed to masturbate to this thread.
                    lol


                    Fast life fuck slow..Low life for life
                    Let the mix flow..Let the night flow
                    I'm so gone ✗ ♥ O

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                    • IxTech
                      E30 Addict
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 471

                      #100
                      lol this is fucking epic! ive only been around one bad box before and i steered clear...mostly because she proceeded to lock herself in a bathroom and pass out in a puddle of her own piss. it stank mostly like a sweaty unwiped ass. i had to wash my hand
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                      http://r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=201774

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                      • yobless
                        Grease Monkey
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 360

                        #101
                        Originally posted by mamzak
                        It was quite difficult....but I finally managed to masturbate to this thread.
                        buahahahahahahaha

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                        • CleanAzzE30z
                          R3V OG
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 11794

                          #102
                          Originally posted by devon.818
                          yeah if my fingers smell bad i stop, then i stick my fingers in her mouth and ask her if it tastes good, thats my nice way of saying "you have a dirty fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, now shower."
                          Laughing my ass off.....


                          2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                          1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                          1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                          -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                          -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                          • dlmrun2002
                            E30 Modder
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 808

                            #103
                            I was eating at the "Y" one time and my tongue got numb. I found out later it was from her "sponge" which had spermicide on it. And I thought it was all the blow I was doing those days....it all worked out. I banged her sister.
                            dlm

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                            • imsotyerred
                              R3VLimited
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 2529

                              #104
                              Originally posted by dlmrun2002
                              I was eating at the "Y" one time and my tongue got numb. I found out later it was from her "sponge" which had spermicide on it. And I thought it was all the blow I was doing those days....it all worked out. I banged her sister.
                              dlm

                              Originally posted by der affe
                              if it tastes like you are chewing on aluminum foil and it makes your mouth go numb, she is using VAGISIL.
                              BRUTE

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                              • pilotskillse30
                                E30 Mastermind
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 1957

                                #105
                                I cant stop laughing
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