So I met this girl at a bar...

[Maluco]

....last thursday. She brought up how her car was running weird and she needed help to fix it (cam sensor). Then this chick wanted to know how a fucking combustion engine works at 1 in the morning, lol. I explained it to her on a napkin and for some reason she was really intrigued when I got to the fuel part.... Octane to be exact. I told her to read up on it. About this time it was last call and I wasn't able to close the deal.

Fast forward to last night........... I'm at the same bar, after work, enjoying a beer. Out of nowhere she sneaks up on me. This chick busts out NOTES in my face on octane and its properties. I was like,"holy shit(wtf)". Needless to say, I wanted to fuck her brains out so I humored her. It all went uphill from there and I made babies on her stomach. :) When I woke up this morning, I found this in my back pocket....................



Pretty good night overall. I was going through a 4 month dry spell so it kinda felt like winning a trophy last night, lol.

HOLY SHIT. don't let her go because 99.89999999% are not like that.

lol, fail. see above in bold









I'd check my wallet and get some STD/culture tests going....

[Brandon12V]

will do. I get checked twice a year and I'm due anyways, lol. blood and urine only. no cultures visible haha

[Dozyproductions]

lol, fail. see above in bold









I'd check my wallet and get some STD/culture tests going....

comprehension fail for jew. :( Sorry to tell you this but all girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

[Wh33lhop]

lol, fail. see above in bold

I'd check my wallet and get some STD/culture tests going....

I would entertain the fuck out of a bar regular who would ask me about timing advance, roll centers and camber curves. Smart girls are fucking awesome.

She does have an error in her notes though.

[bernzpeed]

pics of the chick or it didn't happen

[Brandon12V]

pic coming..... I'm making her send me one via text... one moment.

[Kershaw]

she knew about ICEs all the time. she was just playing you, pretending like she didnt know. :P

[Brandon12V]

her phone sucks but feel free to thank me you fuckers. Luckily, this sub forum can't be viewed unless you're a member. otherwise she would probably castrate me, lol.

[Dermeister3]

This thread just went from cool, to win in a matter of seconds.
Delivered.
Best 2 pages of a thread ever on r3v?

[Deltron Dirty30]

lame I was expecting the pictures of her with your babies splattered on her stomach.

[Kershaw]

win

[Wh33lhop]

her phone sucks but feel free to thank me you fuckers. Luckily, this sub forum can't be viewed unless you're a member. otherwise she would probably castrate me, lol.

Marry her.

[Brandon12V]

lame I was expecting the pictures of her with your babies splattered on her stomach.

^ hard to please much? I don't wanna get banned for pron!

[slammin.e28]

This is probably the only thread in months that has promised something and actually delivered.

Props, props.

[zxert]

You have an E30, therefore you deserve her. Go my son!