So I met this girl at a bar...

[Jean]

^ lol what

[Massimo]

^ lol what

After 6-7 years you want someone you can have a good talk to about cars with out them falling asleep, that is all I am sayin.

[slammin.e28]

After 6-7 years you want someone you can have a good talk to about cars with out them falling asleep, that is all I am sayin.

I like it when they fall asleep 'cause then I can rub one out in her face and go the fuck home.

[Wh33lhop]

I like it when they fall asleep 'cause then I can rub one out in her face and go the fuck home.

Were you this guy?

I was the tall blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans and oh so tan body. You bought me drinks all night long. After the bar closed, we went back to my place for more drinks. After many many drinks we headed back to my bedroom where we started kissing and fondling each other. I even allowed you to get into my panties. I explained to you that I wasn't willing to go " all the way" after just meeting you. Your exact words were " thats ok, we can just lay here and cuddle" i thought that was some of the sweetest words I had ever heard. Little did I know about the ASSHOLE inside you.

I woke up to the birds chirping but couldn't open my right eye, and you were gone. I went and looked in the mirror and saw DRIED EJACULATE on my face and in my eyelashes. I also found it on my breadspread and headboard. You disgusting pig, no it dosent end there. I went to thebathroom to wash your filth off and found that not only had you jacked off in my face while I was asleep, but you also took a SHIT on my bathroom floor.

What kind of peice of shit jacks off on someone when they are sleeping and then shits on the floor. I finally got your mess cleaned up and took a long hot shower, and went into my kitchen to make some coffee. There I find you took the entire 12 pack I bought last night along with a fifth of Patron....So lets recap what happened.

I fell asleep thinking this guy was so sweet and was going to have sex with him in the morning, to waking up with dried cum on my face, in my hair, eyes, on my headboard, etc.. and walking into my bathroom to find a turd coiled up on the floor like a snake ready to attack, and to top it all off, you took all the beer and a fifth of $55.00 patron out of my fridge....
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

[slammin.e28]

I fell asleep thinking this guy was so sweet and was going to have sex with him in the morning...

Little did she know we had sex that night, so I was good to go.....

Where else did she think the eye paste came from? Me and my hand? Pfft....

[Massimo]

Haha that is gold. she is clearly blond though, he would have fucked her she probably passed out.

[DTM190]

loooool @ the steamer.

[Blackout]

LOL.. Beauty and the Brains, its like a dream come true.
The only question remaining is...
How big were the tits? Ha ha...

[mamzak]

comprehension fail for jew. :( Sorry to tell you this but all girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

sigd

[TexasTerp]

I say fuck her till your bored with her. Watch out for the ex cuz you'll probably get your face crushed, but that's a smokin little body she has. rock it!!

[taiden]

Hit it and quit it. She's not worth your time

[bikerbill2021]

holy contradicting thread batman

although this is pure entertainment, hence one of the many reasons i spend most of my time here

[piku]

I'm finding this educational...love hearing how the male mind works in the one-night stand situation..

and I'm kinda agreeing that she sounds batshit insane.

[BrownBeanE30]

Fuck her and leave her thread/

:P

[DTM190]

I'm finding this educational...love hearing how the male mind works in the one-night stand situation..
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As do I find it extremely educational to hear how the female mind works in the one nighter situation :D

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