you run out of toilet paper, WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?

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  • devon.818
    Banned
    • Feb 2011
    • 2937

    #1

    you run out of toilet paper, WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?

    here is the scenario-

    you are alone in a public restroom stall and have already begun dumping, lets say halfway done when....you realize there ZERO paper in that stall!
    instinct takes over, what do you do?
    68
    finish up, walk out of the stall, pants around ankles and go into another stall
    61.76%
    42
    wait for someone and ask them to toss you a roll
    11.76%
    8
    be a man, use your socks, your under shirt if nesescary!
    14.71%
    10
    quietly wimper to yourself.
    11.76%
    8
  • mr.vang
    R3V Elite
    • May 2010
    • 4371

    #2
    i'll call my mom
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    • Mr. Tasty
      No R3VLimiter
      • Jul 2011
      • 3421

      #3
      first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.
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      • Ayman
        R3V Elite
        • Apr 2011
        • 4190

        #4
        Originally posted by codyep3
        first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.


        Originally posted by yert315
        Your mother is plug n play

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        • Cronopoulos
          R3VLimited
          • Jul 2011
          • 2187

          #5
          Originally posted by codyep3
          first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.


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          • ak-
            R3V OG
            • May 2009
            • 12422

            #6
            Originally posted by codyep3
            first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.

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            • s0urce
              R3VLimited
              • Dec 2004
              • 2933

              #7
              I don't shit in public
              tasty

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              • lambo
                Captain Scene Points
                • Feb 2010
                • 10953

                #8
                Rob

                But this as well:

                Originally posted by s0urce
                I don't shit in public

                Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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                • Julien
                  R3V OG
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 7471

                  #9
                  option three, reach hand underneath divider and pwn toilet paper from next stall.. try not to touch occupant tho
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                  • Wh33lhop
                    R3V OG
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 11705

                    #10
                    Post a thread about it.
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                    • 10Toes
                      Me Father Was A Tree
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 61222

                      #11
                      Originally posted by s0urce
                      I don't shit in public restrooms

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                      • long tall eta
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 1536

                        #12
                        you take your hands and hold your ass cheeks as far apart as you can to minimize smeerage, finish what you started and when confident there is no one in the room do the duck waddle to the next stall with pants around ankles and continuing to hold ass cheeks.

                        make sure wallet dosen't fall out of pocket.
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                        • QUKBMER
                          R3V OG
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 8178

                          #13
                          Use your hand.
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                          • Conki
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 1254

                            #14
                            My cat taught me how to lick myself clean

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                            • TurboJake
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 3780

                              #15
                              I don't poop in public. So I take a shower.


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