What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[SedanSandwich]

I stole a stop sign. Pointless, I have no where to put it. But I was on spring break and I was being reckless.

make it into a skid plate. shits thick.

[mother_russia]

make it into a skid plate. shits thick.

Hell yes. I got a handicap sign, and that is a good idea, haha..

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[SedanSandwich]

When I was in middle school me and my friends would sometimes have sleep overs and then we would go piss in peoples mail boxes. some had mail in them. Not proud. Also there was one house which we would put construction signs in front from the street (pile them in driveway so they had to be moved before leaving in morning) girl who lived there was a bitch/ super loud and obnoxious. I feel like an idiot for thinking that those things used to be fun.

[urbancynic]

When I was a senior in High School I banged my then best friend's ex like a month after they split. She actually broke up with him for me. I had a gf at the time, but by the end of the month I'd split with my chick so I was looking for a replacement piece of ass. Ended up banging his ex for awhile. We actually ended up getting together.

I thought of it as payback for when he banged my gf when I was a Freshman. She did tell him we were done though...

Maybe not the worst thing I've done.

In junior year I'd been dating this chick for awhile. She broke up with me to bang this guy who just got out of boot for the air force. Then tried to get back with me after he went to his a schooling. I led her on a little while, and got some action from time to time, but never got back with her.... I ended up plowing her best friend shortly after who actually dated another friend of mine several months prior. Never told him about that. I know he never did anything with her though because he insisted on waiting until marriage.

Got stupid and got engaged to this chick when I was like 18 or 19 and had only been dating a few months. A few months after giving her the ring it started to get sour. Still had lots of sex though. Broke a condom and of course she got pregnant. Knowing it was over I'd really hoped for miscarriage so I didn't have to deal with her anymore in the future. I got lucky and she miscarried. I feel bad because that would have been my kid (I assume due to broken condom, but I did find out she'd been cheating around the same time so who knows.) At the time though I was so relieved I went and bought an SKS and a Swiss K31 and went shooting to celebrate.

Her thought on that was she didn't care as long as I bought her clothes in an equal amount to what I'd spent on the guns.... that never happened.


Then there was another girl who I'd known for 7 years and had been with for a year in a relationship. We'd been living together. I came home and almost all her stuff was gone. She wouldn't answer her phone or text me. So I took that as a sign that she was done, so I got pissed off and posted all her nude pics she'd sent me on craigslist with her phone number. I also sent them to a few porn sites, but never knew what happened with that.

Not a wise decision, but thinking on it now, I don't even know if I'm ashamed of that.

Then there was this guy in high school who thought he was some kind of big deal and used to give me a hard time. So I spent a lot of time messing up his cars. He had an old buick which was beat to hell. I hit it with pumpkins on Halloween and paint balled it.

He got a new Ranger and was still messing with me in school, so one night when I'd been out shooting I shot a jack rabbit and brought it back in to town. I then smeared the blood on the hood of his new black truck and left the corpse on the hood. It was the beginning of June so by the time he found it, it was over 100 and baked on.

He was a dick and deserved it, but thinking on it, if it had been my car I would have been pissed.

see next post for more bad stuff.

[urbancynic]

Same kid as last part had a girlfriend who'd been a bitch to my friend so we used to go an flood her yard at night. Also tossed a toad into her pool.

Another girl messed with my friend, so we took a few of their Christmas decorations from their yard and spray painted "Slut" in her driveway with an arrow pointing to her bedroom.

Spray painted rival high school's marble mascot statue with my school's colors. Their mascot was a cobra, so we also broke out it's fangs.

Used to toss cinder blocks and the occasional dead rabbit into the pool of a local hotel. No idea why, but at the time we thought it was funny.

Took a massive amount of Christmas and Halloween decorations from peoples' yards. When it was reported on the news we stopped... it all began over hearing the word "beer" instead of "deer". When someone asks "Hey do you want me to get that beer?" when you're 17, you're damn right you want the beer. What he'd actually said was deer. It was funny so we did it.

I think this is enough for now.

[Northern]

That's why I carry a notebook and sharpie in my glovebox so I can tell them how much a fucking twat they are.

Fuck the notebook, the sharpie is all you need.

[Stanley Rockafella]

I spent too many hours/days planning elaborate pranks when I was a teen. Wreaking havoc on the Long Island rail system was a favorite...

One hot summer day, I was wondering how much traction steel wheels have on a steel track. My best friend and I decided to test what it would take to disrupt that traction. We headed to our A&P grocery store, and stole 4 cans of Crisco. We opened the cans and squished them down on the tracks, then covered at least 300 ft of track, prior to the station, with Crisco. We then went up on the platform and waited for the next train. Did not have to wait too long either. As the train came racing towards the station, the wheels got suddenly silent. As the lead car got closer, we could see the engineer with a look of horror as the train was not stopping as it should. The last car was the only car that was actually at the platform. The engineer then tried to back up, and that was only causing the drive wheels to spin. They had to load and unload from one car. We had stopped the rail system!

Then there was the day we tried to short out the 3rd rail, and almost died...

That's is fukked! man, i'd be shittin bricks if I were that driver too!

cool prank nonetheless

[Stanley Rockafella]

This one time 2 yrs ago I was in the process of moving and seriously considered selling my e30 and keepin gmy 03 Focus ZX5 instead.

After posting the ad I had a couple of early 20 year old kids come to check it out.

Seeing them get all excited over it's condition made me feel bad about selling it, so after they left, i called them later to say that someone else who saw the car b4 them decided to buy the car.

[MonkeyMadness]

I spent a few months in Somali then Rwanda throwing rounds down range with pure malice and discontent, and now have issues enough to visit the local navel hospital a few times a month because I changed lives by my actions and I have no regrets about it... This bothers me more than anything but mostly when I look at my son....

fucked up I know.............!

[AbeSonic]

I bought an E30.... Biggest money pit everrrrrr lol

[spike68]

Went to spicy taco night.

Worst decision ever.

lol

I wasnt exactly one to do horrible things like you guys, but the worst i can think of is cheating on my gf i had at the time. Our relationship was sort of coming to an end anyway, not sure why, just let it happen. But i just said "fuck it" and got back with one of ex gfs who came onto me again. I didnt exactly get back into a relationship with her. It was pretty much a secret, but we definitely had some fun with each other. That only lasted about a whole summer.

I was coming to the point of breaking up with my last gf, but we had some good sex, so i decided to do her a few more times before i split. I think left her almost a day after we had sex a last time.

[Balleristic31]

Bump

When I was ~5 years old I was with my neighbor and his dad in the back seat of his 80s ford truck, and we were coming home from go karting in the desert. I had to piss so bad I was beginning to sweat bullets and freak out, but I was too young and shy to ask my friends dad to pull over. About 30 minutes from home I relieved myself sitting on his tan cloth rear bench leaving about an 18 inch around stain of pure soaked cloth and seat foam. They didn't notice, so I never told my friend or his dad.

And 15 years later my friend still drives that same truck everyday.

[cuchullainn]

When I was 20 I started sleeping with this girl one of my best friends had a thing for but wanted nothing to do with. I knew she was a skank but holy shit she was a freak. This went on for a few months then her younger (but legal) sister started coming on to me. A little on the thicker side but mostly In her tits. Since we weren't really dating, I started sleeping with both of them. I thought I was being all sneaky and shit, but found out pretty soon that the older sis knew and didn't give a fuck. Didn't last much longer after that when I got a new job and moved. Anyway, the worst thing about it was I didn't try to negotiate a three way. Will probably never have the opportunity to do sisters at the same time again.


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[Fusion]

I was never the bully type but for some reason I beat up the neighbor's kid. He was a real asshole and ran home. His mom came over to our house and asked for $15 for the tank top I ripped apart. I went upstairs, got a handfull of Monopoly money, threw it at her, followed by something like "and get youself a haircut, bitch". Luckily, they just left.
I don't remember what pissed me off so much.

They probably hated us. When my brother got his bbgun, he used the windows on thier old 60's Chevy pickup as a target.

[E30_Pare]

Let my neighbor ride my goped if he let me shoot him with my bb gun. Let him get down the street nailed him in the leg and watched him flip over the bars at 25mph. With a full face helmet of course, but the kid was a big douche bag and I caught him stealing shit out of my room. Payback is a bitch.