What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[Rsully70sev]

Another excellent read.

[RUFFLZ]

der affe, your avatar ALWAYS made me picture you being a geezer, a geezer that likes to get down waffleswaffleswaffles

[woodisgood]

Dear penthouse forum: this thread.

[5Toes]

i fucking dumped her. may or may not have been the worst thing ive done in a while

sigh. link to her facebook..? LOL YOLO

[LBJefferies]

sigh. link to her facebook..? LOL YOLO

Did you just say YOLO?

You might want to stop that immediately.

[5Toes]

Cant sense the sarcasm???

[Rsully70sev]

sigh. link to her facebook..? LOL YOLO

I almost wanted to go there hahaha. She's baddddd

[FLG]

2nd one

i was working at Bill Heard Chevy and they had their own diner on site. there was a total trailer park 18 y/o girl that worked there. she was a little chunky and always had her tits hanging out and they were nice like all 18 y/o tits are.

she used to come on to me EVERY time i went in there, i would just blow her off and eat with out much more annoying passes being made.

this NEVER stopped the whole time i worked there and i started to notice she was getting a gut. then i realized the gut was a baby gut..........this still did not stop her from hitting on me!
i finally asked her where was the baby daddy? she said he split after he found out and never returned, no phone call, nothing!

well over a 3 day holiday the shop was broken into and i had my porta power, a couple of pry bars, and a cresent wrench stolen. i was the best off as most of the other body guys left their boxes unlocked and got cleaned out.

there was supposed to be roving 24 hr security at the dealer, so i expected my stolen tools to be replaced. they said no and would not budge. i told them not to give me any more cars and friday (payday ) would be my last day. i would have all the cars done before then.

friday rolls around and i am waiting for them to cut my check, so i go to eat at the diner 1 last time. guess what, preggo WT girls slides into the booth and askes me "when we are going to hook up???????"
i tell her "today is my last day, if you want we can go in the back room and you can suck my cock" so to the back room we go!

she starts throwing down a pretty mean dome job then asks me " do you want to fuck me?" " i am clean and you can't knock me up." with a sheepish smile..........
"awwww fuck it, take off your strech pants" (told ya she was classy!) and i start to fuck her in the walk in freezer so noone would be able to hear us. shirt off nice titties bounching everywhere (yea me!) then i look down at the 7-8 month baby belly (WTF and i doing??????) and wonder if i and putting pecker dents in the baby's head??????

i pull out shoot the goo on her face, tits and a little in her hair. she licks it clean and i zip up and go to pick up my check.

that ranks up with some of the most dirty shit i have done!

Sir.

Will you please write a book already? Love reading your posts

If I'm ever in AZ drinks are on me.

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[der affe]

i fucking dumped her. may or may not have been the worst thing ive done in a while

Dude! When & WHY & WTF? did you replace her with a hotter bi polar red head that does ATM?

[Xat1cZ]

I am the biggest douche in the world END OF POST.

[Gary Horneck]

I spent too many hours/days planning elaborate pranks when I was a teen. Wreaking havoc on the Long Island rail system was a favorite...

One hot summer day, I was wondering how much traction steel wheels have on a steel track. My best friend and I decided to test what it would take to disrupt that traction. We headed to our A&P grocery store, and stole 4 cans of Crisco. We opened the cans and squished them down on the tracks, then covered at least 300 ft of track, prior to the station, with Crisco. We then went up on the platform and waited for the next train. Did not have to wait too long either. As the train came racing towards the station, the wheels got suddenly silent. As the lead car got closer, we could see the engineer with a look of horror as the train was not stopping as it should. The last car was the only car that was actually at the platform. The engineer then tried to back up, and that was only causing the drive wheels to spin. They had to load and unload from one car. We had stopped the rail system!

Then there was the day we tried to short out the 3rd rail, and almost died...

[lolcantturn]

2nd one

i was working at Bill Heard Chevy and they had their own diner on site. there was a total trailer park 18 y/o girl that worked there. she was a little chunky and always had her tits hanging out and they were nice like all 18 y/o tits are.

she used to come on to me EVERY time i went in there, i would just blow her off and eat with out much more annoying passes being made.

this NEVER stopped the whole time i worked there and i started to notice she was getting a gut. then i realized the gut was a baby gut..........this still did not stop her from hitting on me!
i finally asked her where was the baby daddy? she said he split after he found out and never returned, no phone call, nothing!

well over a 3 day holiday the shop was broken into and i had my porta power, a couple of pry bars, and a cresent wrench stolen. i was the best off as most of the other body guys left their boxes unlocked and got cleaned out.

there was supposed to be roving 24 hr security at the dealer, so i expected my stolen tools to be replaced. they said no and would not budge. i told them not to give me any more cars and friday (payday ) would be my last day. i would have all the cars done before then.

friday rolls around and i am waiting for them to cut my check, so i go to eat at the diner 1 last time. guess what, preggo WT girls slides into the booth and askes me "when we are going to hook up???????"
i tell her "today is my last day, if you want we can go in the back room and you can suck my cock" so to the back room we go!

she starts throwing down a pretty mean dome job then asks me " do you want to fuck me?" " i am clean and you can't knock me up." with a sheepish smile..........
"awwww fuck it, take off your strech pants" (told ya she was classy!) and i start to fuck her in the walk in freezer so noone would be able to hear us. shirt off nice titties bounching everywhere (yea me!) then i look down at the 7-8 month baby belly (WTF and i doing??????) and wonder if i and putting pecker dents in the baby's head??????

i pull out shoot the goo on her face, tits and a little in her hair. she licks it clean and i zip up and go to pick up my check.

that ranks up with some of the most dirty shit i have done!

holy fucking shit wow

[slammin.e28]

holy fucking shit wow

...can'tturn.

[Thizzelle]

2nd one

i was working at Bill Heard Chevy and they had their own diner on site. there was a total trailer park 18 y/o girl that worked there. she was a little chunky and always had her tits hanging out and they were nice like all 18 y/o tits are.

she used to come on to me EVERY time i went in there, i would just blow her off and eat with out much more annoying passes being made.

this NEVER stopped the whole time i worked there and i started to notice she was getting a gut. then i realized the gut was a baby gut..........this still did not stop her from hitting on me!
i finally asked her where was the baby daddy? she said he split after he found out and never returned, no phone call, nothing!

well over a 3 day holiday the shop was broken into and i had my porta power, a couple of pry bars, and a cresent wrench stolen. i was the best off as most of the other body guys left their boxes unlocked and got cleaned out.

there was supposed to be roving 24 hr security at the dealer, so i expected my stolen tools to be replaced. they said no and would not budge. i told them not to give me any more cars and friday (payday ) would be my last day. i would have all the cars done before then.

friday rolls around and i am waiting for them to cut my check, so i go to eat at the diner 1 last time. guess what, preggo WT girls slides into the booth and askes me "when we are going to hook up???????"
i tell her "today is my last day, if you want we can go in the back room and you can suck my cock" so to the back room we go!

she starts throwing down a pretty mean dome job then asks me " do you want to fuck me?" " i am clean and you can't knock me up." with a sheepish smile..........
"awwww fuck it, take off your strech pants" (told ya she was classy!) and i start to fuck her in the walk in freezer so noone would be able to hear us. shirt off nice titties bounching everywhere (yea me!) then i look down at the 7-8 month baby belly (WTF and i doing??????) and wonder if i and putting pecker dents in the baby's head??????

i pull out shoot the goo on her face, tits and a little in her hair. she licks it clean and i zip up and go to pick up my check.

that ranks up with some of the most dirty shit i have done!

I have alot of fucked up stories like this but don't have the attention span to type them. especially living in Chico for the college years.

[Sailor37]

Beheaded a live cat, beat one to death with a baseball bat, hung a few and gutted the other one also alive. I think that is about my worst. That was also a while ago, not proud and quite scared of being able to do such sick acts.

watchlist material right there.