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    Originally posted by der affe View Post
    2nd one

    i was working at Bill Heard Chevy and they had their own diner on site. there was a total trailer park 18 y/o girl that worked there. she was a little chunky and always had her tits hanging out and they were nice like all 18 y/o tits are.

    she used to come on to me EVERY time i went in there, i would just blow her off and eat with out much more annoying passes being made.

    this NEVER stopped the whole time i worked there and i started to notice she was getting a gut. then i realized the gut was a baby gut..........this still did not stop her from hitting on me!
    i finally asked her where was the baby daddy? she said he split after he found out and never returned, no phone call, nothing!

    well over a 3 day holiday the shop was broken into and i had my porta power, a couple of pry bars, and a cresent wrench stolen. i was the best off as most of the other body guys left their boxes unlocked and got cleaned out.

    there was supposed to be roving 24 hr security at the dealer, so i expected my stolen tools to be replaced. they said no and would not budge. i told them not to give me any more cars and friday (payday ) would be my last day. i would have all the cars done before then.

    friday rolls around and i am waiting for them to cut my check, so i go to eat at the diner 1 last time. guess what, preggo WT girls slides into the booth and askes me "when we are going to hook up???????"
    i tell her "today is my last day, if you want we can go in the back room and you can suck my cock" so to the back room we go!

    she starts throwing down a pretty mean dome job then asks me " do you want to fuck me?" " i am clean and you can't knock me up." with a sheepish smile..........
    "awwww fuck it, take off your strech pants" (told ya she was classy!) and i start to fuck her in the walk in freezer so noone would be able to hear us. shirt off nice titties bounching everywhere (yea me!) then i look down at the 7-8 month baby belly (WTF and i doing??????) and wonder if i and putting pecker dents in the baby's head??????

    i pull out shoot the goo on her face, tits and a little in her hair. she licks it clean and i zip up and go to pick up my check.

    that ranks up with some of the most dirty shit i have done!

    Yes! Yes! Another der affe classic.

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      It's a toss up between 1) Burning an Ex's Blanket her Grandmother gave to her the day she was born or 2) Playing with myself on the top Bunk as my mother laid in the lower one. Come to think of it, I recall her saying "stop shaking" :shock:
      Originally posted by James Crivellone
      1) The internet is NOT serious business.

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        Originally posted by HarukoE30 View Post
        It's a toss up between 1) Burning an Ex's Blanket her Grandmother gave to her the day she was born


        ..dude *shakes head*...
        ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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          Originally posted by der affe View Post
          Dude! When & WHY & WTF? did you replace her with a hotter bi polar red head that does ATM?

          I just dont know. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

          P.S. I am also the biggest fucking loser dick face fagget hole. END OF POST

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          I like the tuna here.
          Originally posted by lambo
          Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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            No shame in going for the retry of she does not treat you like shit after you get back together. If not, fuck it.
            Last edited by der affe; 06-29-2012, 10:47 PM.
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              I came into this thread because I saw that der affe posted... I wish I didn't now.

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                I'll make it up to you with a better post later.
                seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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                  Deciding whether to post stories or not...
                  E30 buildy things
                  http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=195286

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                    Originally posted by MattAvino View Post
                    Deciding whether to post stories or not...
                    Hit a rabbit and left it in the front of your car?
                    What it feels like owning an e30:

                    88 325 S50 swap in progress
                    90 325ix

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                      I joined R3v...
                      1985 325e M50TU(Sold)
                      1991 318is Slicktop (Sold)
                      1990 325is Brilliantrot S50/5 Lug Swapped.
                      1992 525i Manual shitbox Winter Beater

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                        Originally posted by der affe View Post
                        I'll make it up to you with a better post later.
                        Please do!

                        And Buttchuggers. I am disappoint. Truly am. So she in Daygo?
                        SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
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                          Originally posted by Dj Buttchug View Post
                          I just dont know. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

                          P.S. I am also the biggest fucking loser dick face fagget hole. END OF POST

                          Is she single? How does she feel about Midwesterners?
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                            Dropped a girl a week before prom I had been dating 6 months ( and taken her virginity) in high school, just to take a hotter girl.

                            Most of mine are me being dicks to girls. I knew I was leaving this small ass town in TN and never coming back so I went threw them without remorse.

                            Originally posted by Roysneon
                            $5 shipped?
                            Originally posted by MarkD
                            You are a strange dude, I'n not answering any more posts from you.

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                              Originally posted by e30jake View Post
                              the end of my jr. Year in high school i was dating this girl who was home schooled/taking online courses. It had been a couple months and her childhood friend who was a 2 or 3 years older came to visit and invited her to go to florida with some college friends. I could tell childhood friend was bad news from the start. Girlfriend goes to florida and is being extra suspicious and always "has to go." went on facebook and found some of the friends they were hanging out with and find pictures of her drunk out of her mind, smoking j's, and basically dry humping this other dude. Called her and made her admit they were fucking each other and dumped her on the spot. (fwiw she was a virgin til then, both of our decisions, and she hadn't ever smoked or drank.) collected myself that afternoon and sent the pics to her parents that night.
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                              brilliantrot 318i-daily

                              Originally posted by mkcman17
                              don't think your hamster wheels are fast now. you will still have to give up when trying to pass that V6 odyssey to make your offramp.

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                                Originally posted by kwill22 View Post
                                i love you
                                What it feels like owning an e30:

                                88 325 S50 swap in progress
                                90 325ix

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