What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[Mlarsen]

So, it was the summer before I went to high school. I lived in a neighborhood where there was a lot of kids my same age. We are all still really good friends to the day (except a few).That was the summer of mayhem. We were all old enough to kind go out and do whatever we wanted. We were always riding bikes around causing havoc.

One time my buddy Daniel and me were at this local/secret BMX spot just by our house. It was in a heavily wooded area. This was just after the forth of July and we still had a shit load of rockets and mortars shells. We were back there lighting off fireworks and dicking around. Well, we saw a deer off in the woods. We had the great idea of shooting a mortar shell at it. It didn't end to well. Mortar went off, deer scattered, and the tree he was standing under engulfed in flames. In no time flat there was a massive fire. We instantly bolted to the corner store down the street and called 911 from a pay phone. There was about 4 fire trucks that showed up. After that there was fence around the spot with a lot of no trespassing signs.

[Thizzelle]

^ that reminds me I did light a mexican bathroom on fire at the go-kart track.

I was on senior trip for high school.
I was flicking a lighter under a soap dispenser thinking nothing of it, waiting for my turn to race, just being bored. I walked out ordered a beer, sat down with friends then all of a sudden we see a shit load of smoke bellowing out of the bathroom door. The mexicans run in put it out then immidiatly turn to us and try to blame us. But since we were all sitting there drinking for a good few minutes before there was a fire they couldn't prove it was us. I didn't figure out it was me until later, what must of happened was the lighter caught a little soap on fire and probably was barley a flame. Was also on the under/backside of push handle so I didn't see a flame. Then left the bathroom flame must of just been sitting there working it's way slowly to the hole where the soap comes out and bam whole thing up in smoke. Hand soap is pretty flamable. We looked in bathroom after and the whole wall above soap was crispy and black.
Then we raced go-karts drunk
Yay Mexico

[ÜberslowETA]

I once stole 99 dalmation puppies with plans to make myself a pimp ass fur coat. Unfortunately, those plans fell through.

[slaterd]

Countless mailbox bashings, grafiti'd driveways, hot boxing and then driving to town, stolen weed, dealt pills (never did any though), stolen mailboxes, me and my buddies busted some douches car with a bat and rolled it down the top of the hill in front of his house, added injury to insult by beating his ass the next day when he called me out in front of Wal-Mart. Honestly, he had it coming. Smacked my buddy's GF in the school hallway. I was a kid, though. Bunch of other shit that would make my mother cry if she knew. Everyone has to get the wild side out while their young cause if it sticks when their adults, that shit will fuck your life up. I left a single mother stranded at work with her two little girls at home over an hour away by taking her car. Let's just say for those who haven't read my thread, I quit my job that day because of this.

[Brezzi]

Been there done that :evil: all kidding aside I have dealt with my issues and resolved my anger. Took along time, people deal with shit in different ways. Like I said I am sicken by what I have done in my past. Instead of talking to someone I took out my suffering and anger on cute living animals like a sick fuck. I honestly have to say if it was not for my amazing ex GF I could have ended up doing MUCH worse.

Glad to hear you got demons under control.

If by Finland you mean New Jersey.. yes. :)

Fuck im a retard I took your post seriously.

Thought of some college shit:
Got slammed drunk freshmen year was hanging out with some girl who was also off her ass, I started puking my brains out she saw it and still wanted to hook up so I did, I dunno if that fucked on my part or hers. Just felt bad about it b.c theres no way I tasted good.
Got some girl to think I was interested so she would fuck me then we did but I was drunk and had whisky dick like crazy but told her that never happens to me and blamed it on her poor performance.

[Stanley Rockafella]

You guys aren't very creative. You guys gotta think outside the box when startin' something crazy.

2 years into my degree and I met this REALLLLLLYYYY cute (but chubby) white chic. Her name was Ashley and her parents were easily the most affluent family in the suberb outside of the main city where we lived.

It was shortly after I got my 88 is and I was all hot sh*t since I was the only person in my family or even out of all my friends who owned a BMW (this was back on 01). I met her at a buddy's place and we INSTANTLY starting flirting etc.

I didn't think much of it and showed her more attention (even tho i was with someone else and she knew this too). We double dated with another couple. When I told my GF about it i played it all innocent like there was nothing going on and we were all friends.

Ashley and I stayed in contact for years even tho i was always with the same person. We would hang out and get PLASTERED and I would never put out. This little game pissed her off immensly esp. since all the other guys she flirted with were one night stands. Not me tho, not even a kiss (partially it was a guilty conscience that kept me from doing anything).

After University i left the city we grew up in and she even moved to the city I had re-located to. After still no success she finally stopped being friends with me. I apologized and shit but she was mad, esp. since we were so close at times. The last week b4 I was in that city b4 I moved, I saw her EVERYWHERE in random locations that didnt' make sence (on the freeway, in hot yoga class-she lived on the opposite side of the city, downtown etc.).

Till this day I regret what I did to her, esp. since I didn't put out and led her on for sooo many years. She made me promise that I would never do something like that to anyone else again (lead them on the way I did with her). I lied and continue to do that 'till this day and regret it too.

[dannyyisntt]

I got high on bath salts and ate some dudes face. My bad guys!

[slaterd]

^Read the latest post I put for that thread. His toxicology report came in. NO BATH SALTS. All they found in his system was marijuana. Hmm. He may have been a zombie after all.

[slaterd]

Long story short I didn't bang a chubby chick after years of being in a platonic relationship

Don't feel bad, you basically did what every woman I've ever known does to me.

[evandael]

When I was like 5 I opened my car door, and being a little kid and not thinking, absolutely slammed it into the side of a brand new looking SUV (I believe it was a Toyota, not sure). I even remember what the ding looked like too. It chipped the paint and looked too bad to be PDR'd. I also just realized that I haven't done too many bad things.

so you were a body repair expert at age 5? there is a savant among us, r3v.



i shoplift every now and then from walmart.

[Komzorz]

When I was 16 I tried to pass a firebird on the highway in my beetle. Basically ran out of room (he sped up to ~60, that car did about 70mph max), an oncoming Honda had to go off into the shoulder. I thought my car was fast because I had a header and straight pipe exhaust. Heh, stupid kid.

Ended up flipping that car the morning after running away from my mom's house after I took a corner too fast on an unfamiliar road (wasn't speeding, just spinout + panic brake = sliding out of control, flipped in the ditch). Bought that car when I was 13, worked on it for three years, sold it for $100 after pulling my motor, shifter, and wheels.

Also, last year I was seeing two girls at the same time and they didn't really know about each other. Well, they knew each other existed, but they didn't know I was actively pursuing both. Decide to get serious with one, and never told the other one. She found out as soon as my relationship status changed on facebook, and she sent me some angry texts. I turned my phone off cause I was getting busy with my new girlfriend, lol. I eventually talked to her about it, but it was still kinda shitty how she found out.

[lolcantturn]

Dated Ex-girlfriend for 2 years
Hooked up with her best friend 5 days later
YOLO

[lolcantturn]

Also I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation.

[Wh33lhop]

Also I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation.

You fucking monster.

[Wild Ride]

Some of your stories remind me of this kid. "I just wanna do hood rat stuff wit my friends"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4