What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[spike68]

This event was really bad, but i was young and didnt know any better so here it goes.

It was one weekend when i used to live in ohio. I cant even remember what age i was, but i was YOUNG. Pretty sure not even a teen yet. My dad, brother, and i were going to go somewhere, so my brother and i jumped in as my dad went to go grab the keys to the car, which is the same car i currently drive.
I jumped into the passenger seat and me knowing nothing about cars then, i was messign with the gear shift. I accedentally pulled it out of first and that day my dad didnt have the e-brake on.
so it started rolling out of the garage and we jump out of the car and tried stopping it, obviously it didnt work. so it ended up rolling into the streen then on to our neighbors across the steet yard.
luckly nothing happened, no damage. all we got was a grounding that lasted forever.

thats a day i wont ever forget. if that car was ruined that day. i wouldnt have my car today.

[lambo]

And to all: how can you live with damaging someone else's car when you know how much something like that would kill you? There are some people that I hate that I think about keying/somehow damaging their cars since it would be so easy and so awesome, but then I think about how something like that would hurt me so much more than them.

That's why I carry a notebook and sharpie in my glovebox so I can tell them how much a fucking twat they are.

[Xat1cZ]

Are you the Vlad of Finland?

If by Finland you mean New Jersey.. yes. :)

[Mr. Tasty]

opening this retarded thread.

[Thizzelle]

trash can bowling:
find trash cans on side of road, passenger grabs hold, you drive down the street as fast as possible, then let the cans go. bonus points were awarded for destruction (mailboxes, cars, yard ornaments, fences, etc)

lol I use to do this in high school, or just ran into garbage cans with the old beater truck.

throwing girls stuff away like jewlery and clothes they leave behind after spending the night and they ask for it, "nope haven't seen it" lol.

put a lizard in a paper bag and lit it on fire after we hit him a few times with a lawn mower. yes lizards scream.

put the barrel of my paintball gun to a lizards head and pulled the trigger.

throwing water balloons at the retard bus.

using fake money at school snack bar.

[Wh33lhop]

lol I use to do this in high school, or just ran into garbage cans with the old beater truck.

throwing girls stuff away like jewlery and clothes they leave behind after spending the night and they ask for it, "nope haven't seen it" lol.

put a lizard in a paper bag and lit it on fire after we hit him a few times with a lawn mower. yes lizards scream.

put the barrel of my paintball gun to a lizards head and pulled the trigger.

throwing water balloons at the retard bus.

using fake money at school snack bar.

Did a lizard fuck your mom or something?

[Mr. Tasty]

My criteria for anything related to cars is anything that can be wiped/brushed/scrubbed/cut/otherwords off by the average person is fair game

I would throat punch you if I saw you do anything to my completely detailed e30.

[marshtgrade]

ruined taylor swift's moment, dont yall remember?

[Xat1cZ]

ruined taylor swift's moment, dont yall remember?

...and what a moment it was..

[csermonet47]

This is a good thread.

When I was in middle school, some friends and I were sitting around bored one night and decided to get some weed killer and spray a penis in this kids yard. We went back the next morning and saw the grass already starting to die. They tried to turn it into a #1 with no luck and the grass didn't grow back the next year. They had to replace all the grass that was sprayed.

A few years later, some friends and I went by the local Super H Mart (asian grocery store). We found some octopuses so we bought them to throw on some bros' trucks. We mixed them with ranch dressing and spent the whole night throwing them on trucks.

I had a really ditsy art teacher that we would ALWAYS mess with. The best thing we got her with was when I put a piece of tape over the ear piece on her phone. I colored it black so it kinda blended in. Then we would call from the room next door all class and she would answer and yell into the phone and apologize for her broken phone and tell us to email her. I ended up forgetting about it and it was there for a month. I told her on the last day and she told me to leave and never come back. We would also take her phone and change her alarm times to 3am. She was late to class a few times for that one ...

We showed up to my friend's graduation party early so we ended up going to QT to get some slushies. My friend got the biggest one you could get and we went to one of the bros' houses (same one that we threw the octopus on his truck), and he dumped the entire thing in his mailbox. All over the mail and everything. I just remember driving away and seeing pink and orange slushy dripping down the side. I had an awful mental image of his poor mom opening the mailbox to retrieve her sticky, ant infested, ruined mail.

[Stanley Rockafella]

Back in 08 when I was competitively bodybuilding, my GF used to bring home these sweets and pastries from her restaurant where she worked. It was esp. bad during the holidays since there was lots of Ferror Roche and all that other yummy bad shit.

Anyway, we didn't have any reason to have the stuff at our house, so I'd take it all to work and leave it by the photocopier/mailbox station where everyone would be at least a few times a day. I worked with a whole bunch of middle aged over weight women who really struggled to lose weight.

I would take joy in watching them scarf down these sweets one day then come in the next day looking all depressed while I stayed ripped.

[slammin.e28]

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[PootieTang]

Back in 08 when I was competitively bodybuilding, my GF used to bring home these sweets and pastries from her restaurant where she worked. It was esp. bad during the holidays since there was lots of Ferror Roche and all that other yummy bad shit.

Anyway, we didn't have any reason to have the stuff at our house, so I'd take it all to work and leave it by the photocopier/mailbox station where everyone would be at least a few times a day. I worked with a whole bunch of middle aged over weight women who really struggled to lose weight.

I would take joy in watching them scarf down these sweets one day then come in the next day looking all depressed while I stayed ripped.

alpha as fuk brah

[Stanley Rockafella]

Another one I used to do with overweight female workers at the restaurant, is I'd say "let's SHARE a piece of choc. cake" then they'd be like "no thanks, I'm trying to lose weight" then I'd be all like "but you only eating half of it, so it's ok"

I'd take 2 bites and leave the rest for them. Man they'd get pissed !

[Thizzelle]

Did a lizard fuck your mom or something?

they're just all over the fucking place, also snakes & spiders. they're fucking assholes.