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  • nando
    Moderator
    • Nov 2003
    • 34827

    #136
    damn. this may be one of the most offensive, while simultaneously being the most absolutely retarded posts on r3v that I can remember.

    texting your whore girlfriend to "get rid of it" in your drunken "stuppur"?

    jesus christ. I hope this guy doesn't ever have kids.
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    • iamsam
      Advanced Member
      • Jun 2008
      • 172

      #137
      ^^^ That's what I was saying earlier in this thread.

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      • Roysneon
        R3V Elite
        • Apr 2010
        • 4505

        #138
        Originally posted by nando
        texting your whore girlfriend to "get rid of it" in your drunken "stuppur"?
        He actually said "drunk and stuppur", showing that not only can he not spell, he has no idea how to use that expression.
        For all things 24v, check out Markert Motorworks!
        Originally posted by mbonanni
        I hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.

        I am a pursit now.

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        • nando
          Moderator
          • Nov 2003
          • 34827

          #139
          hopefully his sperm count matches the quantity of brain cells.
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          • InuFaye
            R3VLimited
            • May 2010
            • 2221

            #140
            Originally posted by nando
            hopefully his sperm count matches the quantity of brain cells.
            Normally those things are inversely related.
            1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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            • slammin.e28
              שמע ישראל
              • May 2010
              • 12054

              #141
              Originally posted by InuFaye
              Normally those things are inversely related.
              Source: Welfare statistics.
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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              • cabriodster87
                E30 Enthusiast
                • Jan 2011
                • 1042

                #142

                ..............just kidding.

                me too.

                lol
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                Reich und Roll!

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                • ÜberslowETA
                  Advanced Member
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 190

                  #143
                  So many lulz in this thread. A+

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                  • achtung911
                    Advanced Member
                    • Jul 2012
                    • 148

                    #144
                    +1
                    disregard women, acquire currency.

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                    • Pac1373
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 1746

                      #145
                      This thread still delivering? it seems so.
                      Originally Posted by ACMF74
                      i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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                      • VANOS714
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 1195

                        #146
                        Wow... what a douche.

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                        • be34st
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 1277

                          #147
                          The gift that keeps on giving, this thread.

                          07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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                          • imsotyerred
                            R3VLimited
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 2529

                            #148
                            Originally posted by be34st
                            The gift that keeps on giving, herpes.
                            ficksed
                            BRUTE

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                            • roguetoaster
                              R3V OG
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 7747

                              #149
                              Bumping to remind users of what r3v used to be.

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                              • e30austin
                                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 15382

                                #150
                                Originally posted by roguetoaster
                                Bumping to remind users of what r3v used to be.
                                oh, man. what a time to be alive. lots of names in here that i haven't seen in years.


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