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    I think I just booked my flights from san diego to paris and back for less than $800 round trip. Thats from the 3rd of june to the 30th. w00t!

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      WHen I was 15, I was a punk. I would fight people all the time and win.

      There was this one kid who I scuffled with in front of my church, and he was a good 4 years older than me.


      Turns out, he's currently a successful gay pornstar and he was busted by the FBI earlier this month for extortion on a high profile hollywood actor with the initials D.B.

      If anyone is up for reading about this gay pornstar, it's probably better if you google his name, as I have no desire to link you to gay porn sites. His porn name is Jarec Wentworth or something like that.



      So yeah, I beat up a gay porn star when I was a kid. Pretty stoked.
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        Originally posted by phreshkid View Post
        WHen I was 15, I was a punk. I would fight people all the time and win.

        There was this one kid who I scuffled with in front of my church, and he was a good 4 years older than me.


        Turns out, he's currently a successful gay pornstar and he was busted by the FBI earlier this month for extortion on a high profile hollywood actor with the initials D.B.

        If anyone is up for reading about this gay pornstar, it's probably better if you google his name, as I have no desire to link you to gay porn sites. His porn name is Jarec Wentworth or something like that.



        So yeah, I beat up a gay porn star when I was a kid. Pretty stoked.

        I just loled in a completely quiet classroom.

        I needed that laugh today.. Thank you.
        Originally posted by flyboyx
        how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
        Originally posted by Northern
        beer is my new liver cleanse.

        Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
        Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
        Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
        '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
        Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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          What does everyone think of an S62/6 swapped E38? I think it could be brutally awesome.
          Originally posted by flyboyx
          how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
          Originally posted by Northern
          beer is my new liver cleanse.

          Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
          Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
          Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
          '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
          Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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            Originally posted by phreshkid View Post
            WHen I was 15, I was a punk. I would fight people all the time and win.

            There was this one kid who I scuffled with in front of my church, and he was a good 4 years older than me.


            Turns out, he's currently a successful gay pornstar and he was busted by the FBI earlier this month for extortion on a high profile hollywood actor with the initials D.B.

            If anyone is up for reading about this gay pornstar, it's probably better if you google his name, as I have no desire to link you to gay porn sites. His porn name is Jarec Wentworth or something like that.



            So yeah, I beat up a gay porn star when I was a kid. Pretty stoked.
            DB = tom cruise?
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            88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
            92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
            88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
            88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
            87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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              Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
              DB = tom cruise?
              Or David Beckham?
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                Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
                What does everyone think of an S62/6 swapped E38? I think it could be brutally awesome.
                two thumbs up, would drive.
                Originally posted by priapism
                My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                Originally posted by shameson
                Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                  So I looked my first name up on Urban Dictionary...
                  (I swear to God, I cannot make this stuff up!)

                  check out the top definition...It's exactly me to a "T"
                  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stanley
                  If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                    it says you love to cuddle.
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                    Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                    88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                    92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                    88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                    88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                    87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                    12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                      das me! :D
                      If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                        DD (07 Focus) has been driving me crazy with it's road noise!
                        Freaking thing is so noisy I've resorted to wearing ear plugs when driving longer than 10-15 minutes. The car is totally stock and the exhaust is still fine, but the noise of everything was too much.

                        Last weekend I got a couple cans of "sound deadner". they were the rubberized type and I sprayed it all under the car (as much as I could given that I only had some jack stands to use) I also made sure to spray in the wheel wells too. I also used this tub of undercarriage goop that was also rubberized under the hood. The hood is noticeably heavier now too

                        As a result the car is noticeably quieter, especially at speeds around 40-50mph. Sure she ain't no Lincoln Continential, but she'll do for DD use.

                        Gonna tint the windows now, kinda lookin forward to doing this now that the car is a bit quieter :)
                        If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                          How are your tires and alignment?

                          Random $45 charge on my checking account from a Target in New York. Lucky I caught it before the big one went through. Had to go to an ATM and purposefully enter a bad pin number until the card locked because I couldn't get ahold of my bank at lunch time.

                          Oh well, already sent in the dispute papers and will have the money back quick. I love my credit union. Had it all resolved within 30 minutes and never had to show my face at the bank.
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                          Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                          Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                            Tires are newer Continental DWS's. Nearly new and handle well. (car only has 80k miles)
                            Car is aligned and straight as an arrow. No vibrations, but the small amount of road noise the car had before, has been decreased.

                            When under the car, there was a lot of exposed metal (no previous sound deadner applied before, aside from a few thick patches from the factory).

                            Nice way of clearing up the bank issue. I would have never thought of locking up your account that way.
                            If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                              One of these days I'm going to ship an item packaged in used pizza boxes.
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                                I've always only had one car, so modifications were on a time crunch.

                                Today I finally was able to pull myself out of that mindset. Began my downpipe install, got about 2 hours in and decided I had enough for the day. Consequently, now that I haven't turned wrenches on cars for money in 2 years, I enjoy it on my own car again.
                                No E30 Club
                                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                                Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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