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    Welp, Mickey didn't make it through the night....
    No E30 Club
    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
    Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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      Rip, that little fucker.
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        Stacking bodies like a Spartan!

        Had 2 in the second trap when I got home last night, and another one this morning.

        Those little bastards were having an all out fuck fest in my car like NPH in Harold and Kumar.
        No E30 Club
        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
        Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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          you could at least do your civic duty and provide them with birth control. they sell mouse condoms on amazon. free 2 day shipping with prime.

          i would follow brandon's advice and drop a bunch of moth balls around underneath the car.

          a side benefit is that every time you do something in the garage, you will be reminded of the boner inducing scent of old lady's underwear.
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          88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
          92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
          88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
          88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
          87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
          12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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            Roast me.
            https://soundcloud.com/hooffenstein/piss-your-pants

            Lot of BMW content in this one.
            https://soundcloud.com/hooffenstein/hydrocarbons

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              Yesterday at the bank this Persian bank teller starts going off about US politics and shit. After I politely told her that I dont' care since we live in Canada (I've been doing company banking for years at this branch so she acts like we're old friends or something)..then she started on about some other crap.

              She then proceeded to print me the wrong receipt and couldn't fix it...then blames it on me that I should have told her which one I needed (yeah, like I'm the one behind the fuckin desk pushing buttons on the keyboard!?!?!).

              All this wasted 15 solid minutes of my lunch on something that should take under 5 minutes.

              Once i got back to the office I called her supervisor and filed a complaint against her.

              stupid bitch. Just 'cause she's pretty she thinks she can carry on like an idiot and aggravate people with her nonsense
              If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                I cannot take another day of country music. I've been helping my dad remodel a house and he has another guy working with us that likes listening to country, and it's starting to get irritating listening to the same dozen sappy songs everyday.

                I'm also sick of climbing up 16' foot extension ladders and being 20' up on a wobbly skytrack. It's like being on a small boat all day and then stepping onto solid ground. I can't believe my dad's 54 years old and it doesn't phase him; then again he's been doing it virtually his whole life and I haven't worked construction in almost 10 years.
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                  Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella View Post
                  Yesterday at the bank this Persian bank teller starts going off about US politics and shit. After I politely told her that I dont' care since we live in Canada (I've been doing company banking for years at this branch so she acts like we're old friends or something)..then she started on about some other crap.

                  She then proceeded to print me the wrong receipt and couldn't fix it...then blames it on me that I should have told her which one I needed (yeah, like I'm the one behind the fuckin desk pushing buttons on the keyboard!?!?!).

                  All this wasted 15 solid minutes of my lunch on something that should take under 5 minutes.

                  Once i got back to the office I called her supervisor and filed a complaint against her.

                  stupid bitch. Just 'cause she's pretty she thinks she can carry on like an idiot and aggravate people with her nonsense
                  wtf dude!!!!???? pics of bank teller?:D


                  this is just the way the world works. hot chicks can get away with murder or no jail time for screwing their students. fat ugly bitches get life in prison or the electric chair.
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                  92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
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                  87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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                    Originally posted by E30 Wagen View Post
                    I cannot take another day of country music. I've been helping my dad remodel a house and he has another guy working with us that likes listening to country, and it's starting to get irritating listening to the same dozen sappy songs everyday.



                    I'm also sick of climbing up 16' foot extension ladders and being 20' up on a wobbly skytrack. It's like being on a small boat all day and then stepping onto solid ground. I can't believe my dad's 54 years old and it doesn't phase him; then again he's been doing it virtually his whole life and I haven't worked construction in almost 10 years.


                    Just tell the guy. "Hey let's put on other music". But is it actual country music? I'd probably get depressed after a while

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                      Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                      wtf dude!!!!???? pics of bank teller?:D

                      exactly what I was thinking:p
                      Simon
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                        I made a shiny.

                        My previous build (currently E30-less)
                        http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

                        A 2016 Toyota Tacoma TRD 4x4 Offroad in Inferno is my newest obsession

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                          Originally posted by MR E30 325is View Post
                          I made a shiny.

                          At least have the decency to paint the wheels green like the E30 had :coolphoto:
                          Simon
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                          -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



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                            Originally posted by MR E30 325is View Post
                            I made a shiny.



                            I do like a clean E36.

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                              Uh oh


                              Hopefully they were smart enough to make backups and not have peoples credentials easily accessible. Good thing i haven't bought from them yet was gonna get a waste gate.


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                                Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post

                                Hopefully they were smart enough to make backups and not have peoples credentials easily accessible. Good thing i haven't bought from them yet was gonna get a waste gate.
                                Damn! Straight extortion
                                Simon
                                Current Car:
                                -2017 i3 REx, 21st Century E30
                                -1975 Alfa Romeo Giulia Nuova Super 1300, the never-ending name & project



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