Nonsense Thread

[Exodus_2pt0]

Welp, Mickey didn't make it through the night....

[flyboyx]

Rip, that little fucker.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Stacking bodies like a Spartan!

Had 2 in the second trap when I got home last night, and another one this morning.

Those little bastards were having an all out fuck fest in my car like NPH in Harold and Kumar.

[flyboyx]

you could at least do your civic duty and provide them with birth control. they sell mouse condoms on amazon. free 2 day shipping with prime.

i would follow brandon's advice and drop a bunch of moth balls around underneath the car.

a side benefit is that every time you do something in the garage, you will be reminded of the boner inducing scent of old lady's underwear.

[Hooffenstein HD]

Roast me.

https://soundcloud.com/hooffenstein/piss-your-pants

Lot of BMW content in this one.

https://soundcloud.com/hooffenstein/hydrocarbons

[Stanley Rockafella]

Yesterday at the bank this Persian bank teller starts going off about US politics and shit. After I politely told her that I dont' care since we live in Canada (I've been doing company banking for years at this branch so she acts like we're old friends or something)..then she started on about some other crap.

She then proceeded to print me the wrong receipt and couldn't fix it...then blames it on me that I should have told her which one I needed (yeah, like I'm the one behind the fuckin desk pushing buttons on the keyboard!?!?!).

All this wasted 15 solid minutes of my lunch on something that should take under 5 minutes.

Once i got back to the office I called her supervisor and filed a complaint against her.

stupid bitch. Just 'cause she's pretty she thinks she can carry on like an idiot and aggravate people with her nonsense

[E30 Wagen]

I cannot take another day of country music. I've been helping my dad remodel a house and he has another guy working with us that likes listening to country, and it's starting to get irritating listening to the same dozen sappy songs everyday.

I'm also sick of climbing up 16' foot extension ladders and being 20' up on a wobbly skytrack. It's like being on a small boat all day and then stepping onto solid ground. I can't believe my dad's 54 years old and it doesn't phase him; then again he's been doing it virtually his whole life and I haven't worked construction in almost 10 years.

[flyboyx]

Yesterday at the bank this Persian bank teller starts going off about US politics and shit. After I politely told her that I dont' care since we live in Canada (I've been doing company banking for years at this branch so she acts like we're old friends or something)..then she started on about some other crap.

She then proceeded to print me the wrong receipt and couldn't fix it...then blames it on me that I should have told her which one I needed (yeah, like I'm the one behind the fuckin desk pushing buttons on the keyboard!?!?!).

All this wasted 15 solid minutes of my lunch on something that should take under 5 minutes.

Once i got back to the office I called her supervisor and filed a complaint against her.

stupid bitch. Just 'cause she's pretty she thinks she can carry on like an idiot and aggravate people with her nonsense

wtf dude!!!!???? pics of bank teller?:D


this is just the way the world works. hot chicks can get away with murder or no jail time for screwing their students. fat ugly bitches get life in prison or the electric chair.

[Ohgeemee]

I cannot take another day of country music. I've been helping my dad remodel a house and he has another guy working with us that likes listening to country, and it's starting to get irritating listening to the same dozen sappy songs everyday.



I'm also sick of climbing up 16' foot extension ladders and being 20' up on a wobbly skytrack. It's like being on a small boat all day and then stepping onto solid ground. I can't believe my dad's 54 years old and it doesn't phase him; then again he's been doing it virtually his whole life and I haven't worked construction in almost 10 years.

Just tell the guy. "Hey let's put on other music". But is it actual country music? I'd probably get depressed after a while

[2mAn]

wtf dude!!!!???? pics of bank teller?:D

exactly what I was thinking:p

[MR E30 325is]

I made a shiny.

[2mAn]

I made a shiny.

At least have the decency to paint the wheels green like the E30 had :coolphoto:

[Hooffenstein HD]

I made a shiny.

I do like a clean E36.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Uh oh


Hopefully they were smart enough to make backups and not have peoples credentials easily accessible. Good thing i haven't bought from them yet was gonna get a waste gate.

[2mAn]

Hopefully they were smart enough to make backups and not have peoples credentials easily accessible. Good thing i haven't bought from them yet was gonna get a waste gate.

Damn! Straight extortion