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On Halloween I witnessed something i will never forget. Picture this. Costume party. Jam packed house party. Liquor was flowing like Niagara falls. Its getting late and the party is starting to wind down. I head upstairs to take a leak before I leave. As I come around the corner I run into a girl laying on the floor and a few people with mixed reactions around her. Some dying laughing and some generally concerned. A young, slightly overweight, african american female had passed out drunk on the floor in the hallway. She was dressed in a slutty outfit which included a very very short skirt, no panties and fish net leggings (waist to ankle). Apparently i just missed a show... by like 15 seconds. Right before I came around the corner, the group of people around her were trying to wake her up. While they were trying to help her, she rolled over so her ass was showing and cranked out a huge, bad taco bell style, shit which pressed through her fish net stockings like meat through ground beef machine. The shit got all over her and the fluffy carpet floor. I walked up on the aftermath and couldn't help but laugh my ass off. One more reason to avoid throwing parties at your house.
On Halloween I witnessed something i will never forget. Picture this. Costume party. Jam packed house party. Liquor was flowing like Niagara falls. Its getting late and the party is starting to wind down. I head upstairs to take a leak before I leave. As I come around the corner I run into a girl laying on the floor and a few people with mixed reactions around her. Some dying laughing and some generally concerned. A young, slightly overweight, african american female had passed out drunk on the floor in the hallway. She was dressed in a slutty outfit which included a very very short skirt, no panties and fish net leggings (waist to ankle). Apparently i just missed a show... by like 15 seconds. Right before I came around the corner, the group of people around her were trying to wake her up. While they were trying to help her, she rolled over so her ass was showing and cranked out a huge, bad taco bell style, shit which pressed through her fish net stockings like meat through ground beef machine. The shit got all over her and the fluffy carpet floor. I walked up on the aftermath and couldn't help but laugh my ass off. One more reason to avoid throwing parties at your house.
*like so*
pic or it didn't happen
"I wanna see da boat movie"
"I got a tree on my house"
On Halloween I witnessed something i will never forget. Picture this. Costume party. Jam packed house party. Liquor was flowing like Niagara falls. Its getting late and the party is starting to wind down. I head upstairs to take a leak before I leave. As I come around the corner I run into a girl laying on the floor and a few people with mixed reactions around her. Some dying laughing and some generally concerned. A young, slightly overweight, african american female had passed out drunk on the floor in the hallway. She was dressed in a slutty outfit which included a very very short skirt, no panties and fish net leggings (waist to ankle). Apparently i just missed a show... by like 15 seconds. Right before I came around the corner, the group of people around her were trying to wake her up. While they were trying to help her, she rolled over so her ass was showing and cranked out a huge, bad taco bell style, shit which pressed through her fish net stockings like meat through ground beef machine. The shit got all over her and the fluffy carpet floor. I walked up on the aftermath and couldn't help but laugh my ass off. One more reason to avoid throwing parties at your house.
HAHAHAHA! I can only imagine walking into something like that. That's just hillarious.
My nonsense: Having a perfect relationship with a perfect girl for a perfect 3 months, and then finding out she is a lesbian, and leaving you for a girl. Nonetheless, leaving you for a girl that looks like a man. And leaving you for no apparent reason. fml.
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