Nonsense Thread

[cale]

has anyone else ever shown up for work on a Saturday morning at 9:30am and then found out they weren't on the schedule until 11am?

No, but I've made it to the highway about 20km's from my house going to work before I realized it was 1am and not 5 having forgot to set my alarm back after travelling.

[frankenbeemer]

Bob Costas. I am dissappoint.

[InNeedOfBoost]

I hate sneezing while driving, its like im gonna die.

Its even worse on a motorcycle!! The seconds leading up to it are crucial...check your surroundings, make sure you have room to change lanes on accident and brace for it...hahaha

Nonsense thread ftw.

[Roysneon]

I think I'm hungover and still drunk at the same time. What kind of nonsense is that?

[imsotyerred]

I think I'm hungover and still drunk at the same time. What kind of nonsense is that?

Pretty typical for a sunday morning if you ask me

[slammin.e28]

So, last night I got a pre-lit Christmas tree. Put it all together, everything was there, went very well.

Plugged it in, BAM! Fucking top portion won't come on. So, to rule out it being a bulb, I plugged just the top into the outlet, it works.

So, something it wrong with the female plug that goes from the middle portion to the top. There was a paper in the tree that said "DO NOT RETURN TO RETAILER, CALL THE NUMBER BELOW FOR.....yadda yadda"

I wake up this morning to find that the dog chewed up that paper...and the cat knocked the tree over and now half the middle section won't light up.

FUCKKKKKK.

[LJ851]

^ Christmas Trees = Rocket Science

[RGCintha29073]

^ christmas trees = rocket science

nonsense!

[slammin.e28]

^ Christmas Trees = Rocket Science

It's ridiculous.

Fuck this shit.

[frankie591]

It's ridiculous.

Fuck this shit.

You never hear of cats knocking over festivus poles. No lights to worry about either. :grin:

[noE30]

Anyone have their tonsils taken out as an adult? Shit hurts! Had mine removed on Dec. 7th, been living off pain meds, water, and jello. I would kill for regular food!

[slammin.e28]

You never hear of cats knocking over festivus poles. No lights to worry about either. :grin:

This is true. I would have broken out the Menorah, but I was afraid the cat would burn down the house with it.

[Thizzelle]

http://richarddawkins.net/news_articles/2012/12/19/spider-that-builds-its-own-spider-decoys-discovered#.UNIKjIM8DTo

[AdamPlaysDrums]

So I assumed the local Carstar was trying to rip me off by quoting me $75 for the driver's side grille piece... until I checked GetBMWParts. Dafuq.

[imsotyerred]

So I assumed the local Carstar was trying to rip me off by quoting me $75 for the driver's side grille piece... until I checked GetBMWParts. Dafuq.

e30 grilles? get a set of euros for ~$70 from someone on here