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    hahahaha she tucked you in and gave you an HJ!!!!

    Can't wait to hear the story about the daughter.. lol
    Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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      With all these old lady stories i beginning to wonder if fly boy doesn't have a thing for the cougars


      1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
      1991 318i 4dr slick top


      Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
      Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
      Mtech 2 turbo restoration
      Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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        The influx of v6 camaros, mustangs, challengers and 350/370zs with loud chewbacca exhausts is going to kill me.

        It sounds like a wookie is cumming with megaphone up to it's mouth

        Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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          If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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            Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
            With all these old lady stories i beginning to wonder if fly boy doesn't have a thing for the cougars
            I like cougars just fine. Its probaby safe to say these women are to hell and beyond past that stage. these old bags probaby more qualify as a cooter full of cobwebs.
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            88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
            92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
            88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
            88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
            87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
            12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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              Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
              I like cougars just fine. Its probaby safe to say these women are to hell and beyond past that stage. these old bags probaby more qualify as a cooter full of cobwebs.


              Gotta blow the cob webs out with a can o air before you pound them cakes


              1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
              1991 318i 4dr slick top


              Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
              Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
              Mtech 2 turbo restoration
              Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                Haha.. I can imagine their conversation.

                Her: Hey Beefcake!!! Come on over.
                FlyboyX: Hey Beef jerky!!! Incuming Prepare for landing!!!!




                But Seriously, good stories.
                You definitely don't disappoint.
                1990 325i
                2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                  Saw this and had to share!
                  1990 325i
                  2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                    any independent party want to give a brief description of that video before I give my laptop the herp?
                    Originally posted by priapism
                    My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                    Originally posted by shameson
                    Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                      ^It's safe.. From 9gag.
                      1990 325i
                      2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                        Originally posted by Northern View Post
                        any independent party want to give a brief description of that video before I give my laptop the herp?


                        Your good. I can confirm. Not harm done just some great dumbassery


                        1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                        1991 318i 4dr slick top


                        Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                        Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                        Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                        Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                          So the past 2 weeks has been "Fix up the Ford" time.

                          I replaced the steering pitman arm, idler arm, ties rods, sway bar end links, upper control arms/ball joints, and lower ball joints. I just ordered new 17x9 wheels, and BFG All Terrain K02's in 285/70R17. All thats left to replace are shocks, lower control arm bushings, shock mounts, and replace the heater core. When I get shocks for it, I might add a leaf to the back and tweak the torsion bars for an easy 2" lift. I don't want to jack it up too much because its my daily, and I'm already dreading my mileage drop from going from a 31" tire to a 33".

                          I ended up having to cut the pitman arm off of the steering box because it was seized to the point of bending the arms of the pitman arm puller.

                          Turns out the last person to pull the half shafts out (or maybe the factory? ) decided they didn't need any anti-seize or lube of any sort. It took a 5 ton 3 jaw puller (which had so much tension under it, the shaft was bending) and an air chisel wailing on the hub, with constant pressure on the puller being applied via breaker bar. Took us 3 days to figure out the solution to the problem, and about 45 minutes of wailing with the chisel on each side to get them both off. Also, the eccentrics for adjusting tow and camber on the upper control arms were MIA.

                          Going to get it aligned and inspected once the wheels come in, and hopefully knock out the heater core the following weekend. Excited to see it all put back together with the news shoes and get it cleaned up. I'll have to snap some pictures when I'm done.
                          Originally posted by flyboyx
                          how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                          Originally posted by Northern
                          beer is my new liver cleanse.

                          Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                          Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                          Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                          '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                          Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                            Nonsense Thread

                            Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
                            So the past 2 weeks has been "Fix up ford"


                            What kind of truck is it?


                            1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                            1991 318i 4dr slick top


                            Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                            Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                            Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                            Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                              Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
                              What kind of truck is it?


                              It's a 2000 Ford F-150 Lariat extended cab 4x4 with the 5.4 Triton. Got 183k miles. I've put 10k on it in the year I've owned it, and only had it break down on me one time right when I got it due to a faulty positive battery cable.


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                              Originally posted by flyboyx
                              how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                              Originally posted by Northern
                              beer is my new liver cleanse.

                              Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                              Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                              Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                              '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                              Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                                Originally posted by HennaE30 View Post
                                with the 5.4 Triton


                                I feel sorry for you haha. Surprised you have gotten 183k out of that engine.


                                1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                                1991 318i 4dr slick top


                                Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                                Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                                Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                                Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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