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    ^you seem to have won the Internet for the day!
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      Nonsense Thread

      Originally posted by MR E30 325is View Post
      Haha you guys are precious to me.


      We're one big, fucked up family

      Originally posted by IceWhite View Post
      ^you seem to have won the Internet for the day!


      I mean, I haven't even seen a porno that ridiculous

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      Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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        i have...almost. not a hundred dudes, but maybe 30.

        i would assume it takes about two weeks to start walking straight after that.

        to me, about the only thing i can think of that is more disgusting than some other guy's baby batter is multiple guy's baby batter. yuk! i couldn't be number 2 much less number 32.
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        88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
        92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
        88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
        88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
        87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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          Unrelated to the sexual goodness of past posts, but FedEx either lost my package or it was stolen in the 25 minutes it was left on my porch.

          If they can't find it, $189 worth of lowering springs down the drain
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            Gotta get that signature conformation


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            Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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              Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
              Gotta get that signature conformation


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              See, I did that, and they left me a signature thingy on my door on the 2nd. I signed it and left it taped to the door that day. I then called and asked if my brother could pick it up at their location nearest to me, they said yes. Brother doesn't pick it up due to work constraints, finally get a notification from eBay that it was delivered on the 3rd.

              Call them, they said their driver left it at my place on the 3rd at 2:15 PM. I was there at 3:30 PM, no package. Nice neighborhood, off the road, wouldn't know my building was here unless you stumbled upon it. Spoke to the other residents, nobody saw a package and nobody saw the FedEx guy (USPS comes at the same time, no other packages missing).

              So, my bet is someone set it aside in their building for pickup, and now they lost it.
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                i have rolls of pictures i took in my youth like 20 years ago.
                just sitting in a box. nonsense.

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                  Might be nonsense to you, but show those pics to a random high school kid today, and they'd think they were the coolest thing ever!

                  To them, they cannot imagine a world without instagram, snapchat, internet, facebook, etc. A world where texting didn't exist!! These things are unfathomable to today's youth.
                  If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                    How about phones connected to the wall with a cord, and dial with numbers on it with no buttons or touch screen on it
                    Originally posted by Fusion
                    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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                      Originally posted by MR E30 325is View Post
                      Alright, this is the absolute craziest sex related story I have ever witnessed or heard about.....
                      That is probably the best story I have ever heard, ever.

                      This one time in college me and my roomates (house of 5) went to a Halloween party down the street and one of my roomates (already wasted) walks straight up to this girl who has been there all of 30 seconds and just asks if she wants to go back to the house. She agrees without hesitation. He explained to us what went down, and apparently it was a combo of Burg's bunk bed story (sans period) and the epic filth of MR E30's, he said they went every position he could think of and no hole left unfilled. And that was just one dude.To witness a century of men feasting on an all-you-can-fuck buffet...jesus fuck
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                        Went to a Volvo car club show last weekend with the GF.

                        What a total waste of 15 minutes. So boring I should have stayed home or gone to Denny's for breakfast or something. Everyone was at least 75 and their cars were all antiques.
                        If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                          Any Chevy guys here?

                          I'm working on a obd2 5.7 and I'm getting no spark.

                          The cps, cmp, ignition module and coil have been either tested or replaced. Also, I just replaced the timing chain and reluctor ring. I'm getting no pulse from the cps (the com is a steady 3v when the engine is turning), no cranking rmps, and there are no stored codes in the PCM. Also, another weird thing, is there is no ground at the coil, but the other two wires are hot.
                          Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                            Check out this wrecked "4 cylinder" at a florida copart





                            https://www.copart.com/lot/41775497

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                              As to sparkless 350.... my 1st guess would be ignition module they can test good but still be bad. You have yo cycle them on the tested 4 or 5 times to build some heat into them, but that mimics a no fule situation more than no spark. I would be looking at the coil really hard,
                              Last edited by mrsleeve; 10-08-2017, 09:23 AM.
                              Originally posted by Fusion
                              If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                              The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                              The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                              Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                              William Pitt-

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                                Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
                                As to sparkles 350....
                                sparkles? is that a spell check thing or a blast from the past?
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                                88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                                92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                                88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                                88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                                12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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