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    Definitely check whats in her mouth before she gives you a BJ, dont want her giving you a circumcision
    Simon
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    -1999 996.1 911 4/98 3.8L 6-Speed, 21st Century Beetle

    Make R3V Great Again -2020

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      She'll just use her teeth to peel Burg's dong like a carrot.


      Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

      Originally posted by lambo
      Sounds like you need a massage.
      Originally posted by kpeng
      Who the hell is Vlad?

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        Originally posted by supermansocks95 View Post
        "I only take real ones"
        thats what the guy in the closet is for!
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        88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
        92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
        88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
        88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
        87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
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          burgie, maybe you should pm me her name and address just in case you come up missing tomorrow night.
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          88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
          92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
          88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
          88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
          87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
          12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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            Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
            burgie, maybe you should pm me her name and address just in case you come up missing tomorrow night.
            Plot Twist: Flyboy will be the guy in the closet
            88 325i Cabrio
            04 Neon SRT-4

            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
            If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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              Originally posted by supermansocks95 View Post
              Plot Twist: Flyboy will be the guy in the closet
              damn it!!!
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              Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

              88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
              92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
              88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
              88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
              87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
              12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                webcam?
                Simon
                Current Cars:
                -1999 996.1 911 4/98 3.8L 6-Speed, 21st Century Beetle

                Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                  Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                  burgie, maybe you should pm me her name and address just in case you come up missing tomorrow night.
                  Are you sure you want to go there?

                  1990 325i
                  2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                    Your 'date' moonlights as a cam girl. If you go back to her place, your pegging will pay her rent.


                    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                    Originally posted by lambo
                    Sounds like you need a massage.
                    Originally posted by kpeng
                    Who the hell is Vlad?

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                      I know this is going to be hard to believe, but she also did mention that she was considering doing the cam girl thing yesterday among other things....... LOL

                      wow guys, this is all too ridiculous now. I'm going out on friday with her for you guys, and I need you to know that.

                      this is the setup for her big debut
                      Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP

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                        If i end up on a cam with a strap on in my ass, I'll be sure to do a r3v shout out.


                        "This is for the boys in the Nonsense Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
                        Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP

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                          Get a "reach around" while you're at it!
                          1990 325i
                          2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                            This thread, this afternoon, has been absolutely golden.

                            Hahah fucking shout out!
                            My previous build (currently E30-less)
                            http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

                            A 2016 Toyota Tacoma TRD 4x4 Offroad in Inferno is my newest obsession

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                              Be sure to establish a safe word like....maybe....poop angel or uncle....or.....OUCH!!!!!!!!!
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                              Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                              88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                              92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                              88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                              88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                              87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                              12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                                Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                                Be sure to establish a safe word like....maybe....poop angel or uncle....or.....OUCH!!!!!!!!!
                                :rofl:


                                R3v is totally making me make bad decisions

                                Maybe she just has a really weird sense of humor that I'm not picking up, because this is absolutely ridiculous to be telling someone you met a week ago
                                Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP

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