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    AND HOLY SHIT, the shit she's saying to me. "blood turns me on"

    and

    I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING HOLY she said this to me. "I want to bang a chick with a strapon" THE STRAP ON SHIT IS FUCKING REAL BROZ

    I have long hair

    I'm so terrified and excited for Friday.
    Ho-lee-shit

    It's official. You're going to be taking a rubber wiener in your bum, while bleeding from the razor blade cuts on your man bits.


    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?

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      Originally posted by Joe G View Post
      ^Ho-lee-shit

      It's official. You're going to be taking a rubber wiener in your bum, while bleeding from the razor blade cuts on your man bits.
      Bet she sharpens her nails and uses them instead. He's coming out of this a very scarred, open-minded(among other things) man.
      88 325i Cabrio
      04 Neon SRT-4

      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
      If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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        Originally posted by supermansocks95 View Post
        Bet she sharpens her nails and uses them instead. He's coming out of this a very scarred, open-minded(among other things) man.
        True, but the whole experience might take him down a peg or two. ;)


        Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

        Originally posted by lambo
        Sounds like you need a massage.
        Originally posted by kpeng
        Who the hell is Vlad?

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          this is building up to craigslist man massage status........
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          92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
          88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
          88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
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            Originally posted by Joe G View Post
            True, but the whole experience might take him down a peg or two. ;)
            Yeah, because she'll make him TAKE IN 10 or more from the sound of it...
            88 325i Cabrio
            04 Neon SRT-4

            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
            If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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              and just for shiggles, show up with these....

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                Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                this is building up to craigslist man massage status........
                I was just thinking the same thing...Will there be candles and a basement? What has happened to "the others"?

                Only time will tell.


                Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                Originally posted by lambo
                Sounds like you need a massage.
                Originally posted by kpeng
                Who the hell is Vlad?

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                  I literally cannot believe this shit.

                  Holy fuck, boys, until friday, I guess....

                  I'm already standing in front of a mirror rehearsing how to turn down the strap on sesh.


                  "Hey, I'm really really flattered, but I'm not into chicks with big fat fake dicks."

                  "My grandma is calling me"

                  "I have explosive diarrhea"

                  "I have a hemorrhoid that's really bothering me right now"
                  Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                    Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                    I literally cannot believe this shit.

                    Holy fuck, boys, until friday, I guess....

                    I'm already standing in front of a mirror rehearsing how to turn down the strap on sesh.


                    "Hey, I'm really really flattered, but I'm not into chicks with big fat fake dicks."

                    "My grandma is calling me"

                    "I have explosive diarrhea"

                    "I have a hemorrhoid that's really bothering me right now"
                    No Mann!! Take one for the team, and give us the full feedback/review. Some of us can only experience this through you!
                    1990 325i
                    2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                      Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                      I literally cannot believe this shit.

                      Holy fuck, boys, until friday, I guess....

                      I'm already standing in front of a mirror rehearsing how to turn down the strap on sesh.


                      "Hey, I'm really really flattered, but I'm not into chicks with big fat fake dicks."

                      "My grandma is calling me"

                      "I have explosive diarrhea"

                      "I have a hemorrhoid that's really bothering me right now"
                      I think it would be a safe bet to put $5 on your lady friend offering her bum hole in exchange for yours....


                      Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                      Originally posted by lambo
                      Sounds like you need a massage.
                      Originally posted by kpeng
                      Who the hell is Vlad?

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                        "I only take real ones"

                        "That's all you got? You'll need way bigger to satisfy me."

                        "I got it too hard last night, I'll have to turn this one down."

                        "Just use your fist" - At least it's not a dick?
                        88 325i Cabrio
                        04 Neon SRT-4

                        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                        If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                          Originally posted by Joe G View Post
                          I think it would be a safe bet to put $5 on your lady friend offering her bum hole in exchange for yours....
                          Oh shit, good point. Pros and Cons, Burg.... As long as that butthole isn't like the girl in your sig, it may benefit you to consider.
                          88 325i Cabrio
                          04 Neon SRT-4

                          Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                          If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                            Originally posted by IceWhite View Post
                            No Mann!! Take one for the team, and give us the full feedback/review. Some of us can only experience this through you!
                            I'm with Ice on this one...take it for the team. You will be one brave man if you do.
                            89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

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                            Originally posted by flyboyx
                            I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                              R3v is summoning you to deliver to a peg sesh. You have to do this. You will achieve legendary status among the forum.
                              88 325i Cabrio
                              04 Neon SRT-4

                              Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                              If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                                anyone ever watch the hbo series weeds? i'm just gonna leave this here.
                                https://youtu.be/3vEHi9nchdk

                                can someone please fix the youtube link embedding?
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                                Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                                88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                                92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                                88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                                88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                                12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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