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  • 2mAn
    Moderator
    • Aug 2010
    • 20062

    #5536
    Definitely check whats in her mouth before she gives you a BJ, dont want her giving you a circumcision
    Simon
    Current Cars:
    -1966 Lotus Elan
    -1986 German Car
    -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

    Make R3V Great Again -2020

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    • Joe G
      R3VLimited
      • Apr 2010
      • 2942

      #5537
      She'll just use her teeth to peel Burg's dong like a carrot.


      Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

      Originally posted by lambo
      Sounds like you need a massage.
      Originally posted by kpeng
      Who the hell is Vlad?

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      • flyboyx
        R3V OG
        • Sep 2008
        • 8371

        #5538
        Originally posted by supermansocks95
        "I only take real ones"
        thats what the guy in the closet is for!
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        Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

        88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
        92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
        88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
        88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
        87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
        12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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        • flyboyx
          R3V OG
          • Sep 2008
          • 8371

          #5539
          burgie, maybe you should pm me her name and address just in case you come up missing tomorrow night.
          sigpic
          Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

          88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
          92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
          88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
          88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
          87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
          12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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          • supermansocks95
            Mod Crazy
            • Feb 2016
            • 756

            #5540
            Originally posted by flyboyx
            burgie, maybe you should pm me her name and address just in case you come up missing tomorrow night.
            Plot Twist: Flyboy will be the guy in the closet
            88 325i Cabrio
            04 Neon SRT-4

            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
            If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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            • flyboyx
              R3V OG
              • Sep 2008
              • 8371

              #5541
              Originally posted by supermansocks95
              Plot Twist: Flyboy will be the guy in the closet
              damn it!!!
              sigpic
              Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

              88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
              92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
              88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
              88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
              87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
              12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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              • 2mAn
                Moderator
                • Aug 2010
                • 20062

                #5542
                webcam?
                Simon
                Current Cars:
                -1966 Lotus Elan
                -1986 German Car
                -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

                Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                • IceWhite
                  E30 Modder
                  • Jan 2015
                  • 945

                  #5543
                  Originally posted by flyboyx
                  burgie, maybe you should pm me her name and address just in case you come up missing tomorrow night.
                  Are you sure you want to go there?

                  1990 325i
                  2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                  • Joe G
                    R3VLimited
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 2942

                    #5544
                    Your 'date' moonlights as a cam girl. If you go back to her place, your pegging will pay her rent.


                    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                    Originally posted by lambo
                    Sounds like you need a massage.
                    Originally posted by kpeng
                    Who the hell is Vlad?

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                    • MrBurgundy
                      R3V Elite
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 5291

                      #5545
                      I know this is going to be hard to believe, but she also did mention that she was considering doing the cam girl thing yesterday among other things....... LOL

                      wow guys, this is all too ridiculous now. I'm going out on friday with her for you guys, and I need you to know that.

                      this is the setup for her big debut
                      Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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                      • MrBurgundy
                        R3V Elite
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 5291

                        #5546
                        If i end up on a cam with a strap on in my ass, I'll be sure to do a r3v shout out.


                        "This is for the boys in the Nonsense Thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
                        Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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                        • IceWhite
                          E30 Modder
                          • Jan 2015
                          • 945

                          #5547
                          Get a "reach around" while you're at it!
                          1990 325i
                          2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                          • MR E30 325is
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 3299

                            #5548
                            This thread, this afternoon, has been absolutely golden.

                            Hahah fucking shout out!
                            My previous build (currently E30-less)
                            http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=170390

                            A 2016 Toyota Tacoma TRD 4x4 Offroad in Inferno is my newest obsession

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                            • flyboyx
                              R3V OG
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 8371

                              #5549
                              Be sure to establish a safe word like....maybe....poop angel or uncle....or.....OUCH!!!!!!!!!
                              sigpic
                              Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                              88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                              92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                              88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                              88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                              87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                              12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                              • MrBurgundy
                                R3V Elite
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 5291

                                #5550
                                Originally posted by flyboyx
                                Be sure to establish a safe word like....maybe....poop angel or uncle....or.....OUCH!!!!!!!!!
                                :rofl:


                                R3v is totally making me make bad decisions

                                Maybe she just has a really weird sense of humor that I'm not picking up, because this is absolutely ridiculous to be telling someone you met a week ago
                                Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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