Nonsense Thread

[rturbo 930]

it looks like she has a full diaper full of shit on her.

Spot on. Both of em.

[Stanley Rockafella]

Yesterday morning I took the bus as usual to work. I have to take a transfer so I can get the second bus. Total time for both buses is about 15 minutes.

Sometimes at the second bus stop, I catch up with one of my co-workers who works in a different dept. A few times I noticed this really attractive 20-something blonde who I've seen a few times and yesterday while chatting with my co-worker the blonde seemed to almost be watching me...kinda creepily but totally in the open. Like she didn't care if I noticed. I never bothered saying anything to her as nobody seems to interact with anyone else on the morning commute(many buses, lots of people taking public transit etc) , but yesterday in particular she came over and stood face-to face with me during the ride (no seats available) in that uncomfortable zone that only people who are intimate have. Honestly it made me kinda nervous and uneasy but I just thought it was a fluke as the bus was packed. I did my best to not fart or do something else disgusting lol

On today's first bus ride as soon as I got on the bus she seemed to almost be looking for me from the back of the bus? I shrugged it off and proceeded to stand by the rear doors as I usually do. But by the time we transferred to the second bus, again she came and stood face to face with me. Again I did my best to pretend like I didn't notice.

It just seemed too weird. Then again, she's totally a 10/10 in terms of looks, but I usually don't prefer blondes. I usually only go for (or notice) brunettes.

[2mAn]

thats a dude

ref: hot/ crazy scale

[MR E30 325is]

Amazed you haven't finger banged her on the bus yet.

[MrBurgundy]

Yesterday morning I took the bus as usual to work. I have to take a transfer so I can get the second bus. Total time for both buses is about 15 minutes.

Sometimes at the second bus stop, I catch up with one of my co-workers who works in a different dept. A few times I noticed this really attractive 20-something blonde who I've seen a few times and yesterday while chatting with my co-worker the blonde seemed to almost be watching me...kinda creepily but totally in the open. Like she didn't care if I noticed. I never bothered saying anything to her as nobody seems to interact with anyone else on the morning commute(many buses, lots of people taking public transit etc) , but yesterday in particular she came over and stood face-to face with me during the ride (no seats available) in that uncomfortable zone that only people who are intimate have. Honestly it made me kinda nervous and uneasy but I just thought it was a fluke as the bus was packed. I did my best to not fart or do something else disgusting lol

On today's first bus ride as soon as I got on the bus she seemed to almost be looking for me from the back of the bus? I shrugged it off and proceeded to stand by the rear doors as I usually do. But by the time we transferred to the second bus, again she came and stood face to face with me. Again I did my best to pretend like I didn't notice.

It just seemed too weird. Then again, she's totally a 10/10 in terms of looks, but I usually don't prefer blondes. I usually only go for (or notice) brunettes.

brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, she's obviously trying to get the D

[Reichart12]

Wear a chest mounted go pro tomorrow. We need the footage to decide her intentions/gender.

[IceWhite]

Ha. Playing "hard to get"?

[MrBurgundy]

Get me her number at least


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[IceWhite]

^you'd probably make her swing the other way, make her want to be the alpha male with strap on's.

Then again, come to think of it, she seems to be heading in that direction. She's already forcing Stanley to hold his farts in..

[supermansocks95]

^you'd probably make her swing the other way, make her want to be the alpha male with strap on's.

Then again, come to think of it, she seems to be heading in that direction. She's already forcing Stanley to hold his farts in..

Holding rubber dicks in is next...

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[MrBurgundy]

I’m into strong, intimidating women


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[Joe G]

Stanley - tomorrow morning, take a viagra with breakfast and wear some sweatpants. If she's as thirsty as she seems, no chance you're making it to work.

[IceWhite]

I’m into strong, intimidating women


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You sure? They seem to be into you!

[Joe G]

You sure? They seem to be in you!

fixed that for you.

[MrBurgundy]

lol

THIS IS ABOUT STANLEY, OKAY!?