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    So explain to me why you haven’t tried get some butt yet?


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      For real... Stanley, you better be in a committed relationship or gay
      Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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        Now guys, let's wait for conformation on whether or not he's had a fap sesh dedicated to her yet before we question his sexuality.
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        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
        If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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          Originally posted by supermansocks95 View Post
          Now guys, let's wait for conformation on whether or not he's had a fap sesh dedicated to her yet before we question his sexuality.


          A proper fap sesh should of ended with cleaning off her chest so unless that happened its still up in the air.


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          1991 318i 4dr slick top


          Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
          Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
          Mtech 2 turbo restoration
          Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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            Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
            A proper fap sesh should of ended with cleaning off her chest so unless that happened its still up in the air.
            Can't argue with that... Sorry Stanley, you're alone on this one.

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            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
            If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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              Between the Kardashian lines & responses to Stanley's bus dominatrix, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

              Literally lol

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                Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
                A proper fap sesh should of ended with cleaning off her face so unless that happened its still up in the air.
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                  Tell her you're not in to blondes, they're all prudes in the sack. Just flat out open with it just as you look her in the eyes.

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                    Originally posted by roguetoaster View Post
                    Tell her you're not in to blondes, they're all prudes in the sack. Just flat out open with it just as you look her in the eyes.


                    Where’s the fun in that. Atleast get a handy on the bus before telling her its not gonna work


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                    1991 318i 4dr slick top


                    Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                    Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                    Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                    Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                      Originally posted by roguetoaster View Post
                      Tell her you're not in to blondes, they're all prudes in the sack. Just flat out open with it just as you look her in the eyes.
                      This guy knows.

                      She will probably drop to her knees then and there to change his mind
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                        Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
                        Where’s the fun in that. Atleast get a handy on the bus before telling her its not gonna work
                        Think about it. If she's the 10 he says she is she's used to being wanted, and probably not challenged. So, challenge her, and if she's any fun at all she'll prove you wrong.

                        But I forgot this is Nonsense, so just whip your dick out. On a bus. In Canada.

                        Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                        This guy knows.

                        She will probably drop to her knees then and there to change his mind
                        Glad someone else gets it.

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                          Originally posted by roguetoaster View Post
                          Think about it. If she's the 10 he says she is she's used to being wanted, and probably not challenged. So, challenge her, and if she's any fun at all she'll prove you wrong.

                          But I forgot this is Nonsense, so just whip your dick out. On a bus. In Canada.



                          Glad someone else gets it.


                          True. Very true


                          1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                          1991 318i 4dr slick top


                          Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                          Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                          Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                          Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                            Rouge is spot on.

                            A LOT of chicks, from my experience like the guys who "don't give a fuck"

                            Think about it... if she's really that hot, I bet half the guys are too waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to talk to her and the other half are fuk boys that let her know how hot she is.

                            Be the guy who's like, "meeeeeeeh ;p"
                            Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                              Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                              thats a dude

                              ref: hot/ crazy scale
                              Considering I live in the area known to have the highest concentration for gays and lesbians, this is highly probable.

                              A couple of weeks ago there was a homely chic who got on the crowded bus. I looked her over while she was standing and I was seated near the back of the bus. She wore a lot of makeup, but aside from her face, everything else was man-like. The hands, shoulders, calves, wrists...everything! And that's when I knew I found the love of my life...someone who can toss me around the bedroom and show me "what's what" ;D lol, seriously tho, that kinda freaked me out.

                              Originally posted by IceWhite View Post
                              Ha. Playing "hard to get"?
                              Naw, not really. I mean I stopped pursuing chics in my early 20's when every time I tried I failed miserably. Since then I made the conscious effort to just ignore them and see what happens and it's been working for me since.

                              Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                              Rouge is spot on.

                              A LOT of chicks, from my experience like the guys who "don't give a fuck"

                              Think about it... if she's really that hot, I bet half the guys are too waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to talk to her and the other half are fuk boys that let her know how hot she is.

                              Be the guy who's like, "meeeeeeeh ;p"
                              I agree with this. I'd rather let them do what they can to get my attention. Also being completely oblivious (legit) to anything and everything seems to work in my favor. I'm pretty sure this is the third or fourth time this chic has done this over the past 2 months since I started this new job. If I do see her again soon, I'll make sure to update this thread accordingly
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                                Update accordingly as in updating with pics so we can judge the legitimacy of this 10/10 pecker wrecker?


                                1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                                1991 318i 4dr slick top


                                Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                                Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                                Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                                Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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