note to self: don't ever cut up habaneros and then go take a piss. it doesn't matter if you wash your hands or not.
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Originally posted by Swanny View PostThats one way to feel alive. For added fun, attempt to make sex after you do that then try to explain that you don't have the herpsigpic
Gigitty Gigitty!!!!
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I had an ingrown toenail, and couldn't really goto the Dr. seeing how I'm in the middle of no where in China. So I took a can of compressed air and put the tip to my toe and pulled the trigger so to speak... shit hurt and sprayed puss everywhere, but now I can walk again. End of story.Looking for a 3.46 or lower LSD. Lets make a deal.
LSx e36TI coming soon
Originally posted by s0urceMan, she'd be so easy to rape
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That's gangster as fuck actually. If you had cut into it with your pocketknife and stitched it up with your own beard hair you would have earned a permanant spot in the manliness hall of fame.For all things 24v, check out Markert Motorworks!Originally posted by mbonanniI hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.
I am a pursit now.
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Originally posted by ahalfacre5 View Postin on the nonsense because why not? bored as hell at work. also, i hate my jobFor all things 24v, check out Markert Motorworks!Originally posted by mbonanniI hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.
I am a pursit now.
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Originally posted by 325_e30 View PostI had an ingrown toenail, and couldn't really goto the Dr. seeing how I'm in the middle of no where in China. So I took a can of compressed air and put the tip to my toe and pulled the trigger so to speak... shit hurt and sprayed puss everywhere, but now I can walk again. End of story.
Either way, I'm slowly realizing that khan academy and youtube are making my school obsolete.
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Originally posted by 325_e30 View PostI had an ingrown toenail, and couldn't really goto the Dr. seeing how I'm in the middle of no where in China. So I took a can of compressed air and put the tip to my toe and pulled the trigger so to speak... shit hurt and sprayed puss everywhere, but now I can walk again. End of story.sigpic
Gigitty Gigitty!!!!
88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black
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My wife had a miscarriage and is now recovering from a D&E slowly, I started my job October of last year and since then have been late by about 5-10 minutes around 8 times for various reasons and my boss said they would let me go if I was late again period, and I'm moving into a new house for the first time since I got married. Needles to say the stress has started getting to me so much, I started throwing up randomly. Luckily, this whole section of life is almost over.
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Originally posted by 325_e30 View PostI had an ingrown toenail, and couldn't really goto the Dr. seeing how I'm in the middle of no where in China. So I took a can of compressed air and put the tip to my toe and pulled the trigger so to speak... shit hurt and sprayed puss everywhere, but now I can walk again. End of story.
Originally posted by ahalfacre5 View PostMy wife had a miscarriage and is now recovering from a D&E slowly, I started my job October of last year and since then have been late by about 5-10 minutes around 8 times for various reasons and my boss said they would let me go if I was late again period, and I'm moving into a new house for the first time since I got married. Needles to say the stress has started getting to me so much, I started throwing up randomly. Luckily, this whole section of life is almost over.
Wow, less nonsense and more like that fucking sucks. Keep your chin up ol chap.
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